Stupid Arse

So I had a nice thanksgiving But in the excitement of making a  huge hallmark type meal I forgot??blew off ? daily BM
So when I went Friday my arse blew up ! Out?
I know people don't talk of such things
 But oh my god Hemmorrhoids !
Wtf
 How terrible
7 days of it
Nothing helps
 You can't walk or sit or sneeze or cough or bend over
 A hot bath helps
 But good luck getting in and out of tub
 Good luck trying to pee when it feels like you got stick up ya I guess it's like sneezing with eyes open
 Can't do it
 Good luck trying work
 Good luck not blowing your head off
 Good luck trying to keep your family from hating you because all you do is bitch and whine
 I know I'm a big baby
Anywhoooo
 I am better 
 And I am thankful for being able to sit 
 And bend over 
 Walk upright 
And sneeze without sobbing afterwards 
 Yay 
 How was your holiday?

Comments

  1. AnonymousDecember 5, 2012 at 9:14 AM

    Poor baby I'm so glad your better now. We all love you

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  2. michelleDecember 5, 2012 at 5:34 PM

    Wow!!! only you could make having hemorrhoids hilarious!!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. mandatorybloghereDecember 5, 2012 at 8:56 PM

    Lol they were hilarious I almost cried laughing well maybe I just cried. Either way glad its over

    ReplyDelete

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