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This is how all the streets look in my town. Its just crazy how all these big ole trees are all over and canopy the streets Which is not the norm in most towns around here as home owners replace them with different smaller trees. Its not a town ordinance or anything just everyone here loves their old monster trees in front of their house despite the fact we get horrid thunder storms that wreck havoc and send them tumbling on to our heads Awesome. Also visited the brother and his finace while out and this is their lovely dog Riley He was saved from a shelter and we think he has irish setter in him and maybe some golden retriever. Goober and him are exact same colour. He has his own lovely look though. Note the troll hair. Troll hair better seen in this picture. It will not stay down no matter what! He a big lovey thing too. So fun

Ok I am coming up dry on the blog entries lately So let’s be lazy and have some fun too Let’s do a contest WEEEEEE This one is your most embarrassing moment But not any embarrassing moment, one where you thought you was all cool and all that. I will tell you mine so you know what I mean When the girl was in preschool, I went to pick her up The kids were out in the playground and she was running around on a sunny day laughing smiling I was looking all fab in my spring dress Sun shining glistening off her blond hair I stood there taking in the scene for a while Loving mother looking at her beautiful daughter at play Picture perfect moment Until The teacher taps me on the shoulder and whispers Did you know your dress is tucked up in your panty hose? OMG And no I didn’t have any panties on So yes I looked like a big bag oranges standing there stuffed in my control tops Ok you go To enter the random drawing Give us your story for one entry Follow us for two Subscribe via burn for another Fo

I always thought Perez Hilton was a bit over the top and just down right mean but this post he has since taken down on Micheal Jackson is just pure EVIL Read it here: http://mashable.com/2009/06/25/perez-hilton-michael-jackson/

Yes I know it isnt Tuesday but I did tell you I was quite the procratinator hehe Some more houses in my town These are actually all on one street, the main one at that it goes right through town and they are all very old with huge trees in front of them I had to lighten some just so you could see the house because the shade is so dark Keep in mind i am just using my iphone camara Gah arent they lovely One of these the door was open and this lady came out as I was leaving I am sure she was like wtf. At least she seen me get in Hot Diva Car so she doesnt think I am some loser Its 98 here today and the heat index is 105 yet these houses front yard look so cool and mild under the trees Ok hope you enjoyed I am back in my crappy old house with window air conditioners going and can barely hear myself think hehe maybe I will just go shopping

They dropped the iphone starting price Iphone geeks who are "devoted customers" are all crying and whining blah Erm Did I miss something? I mean it cant just be me? I have always paid way too much for the latest technology Such as: Caller Id: 79$ for little box, all of the calls said not available for 1 year CD burner: 329$ on sale burn CDs on puter at 4x woohoo! DVD Player: 289$ didn't even burn them, only played and none of your favs were available on dvd VHS to DVD conversion software/hardware: 180$ it captured while you played it real time and burned it while you played it back real time Digital Camera: 490$ and it took these stupid fat cards and ate batteries up like candy Digital Camcorder built in hard drive: 15 minutes of video before it was full 3.2 Gig external hard drive: 320$ it crashed after 9 months warranty was 6 Note pad with handwriting recognition software: 125$ I never take notes so was um worthless to me. Any who...you get the point right. And I am el

Isn't it funny how we view ourselves is all perception. Some days the little things make you feel on top of the world Some days other things make you feel like a total loser Here are my triggers What are yours? Winner Activities: Driving hot diva car Manicured nails Good hair days Paying cash Picking up the tab Shopping Loser Activities: Making Meatloaf Charging Groceries Cash Advances Ruthlessly scanning home to see what is worth $$ on E-bay Using Coupons

Back in the day when we had you Post natal depression was just baby blue She's only tired, it will go away But you know it didn't, it wanted to stay Thank god for your Dad With his pride and glee He was all you had The first month or maybe three You were daddy's girl,his baby boo But he taught me the best thing in life How to love you Mommy Boo

Last Monday Them: It will be there Friday Us: Yay Last Friday Them: Your lines suck call the land lord Saturday Us: They said you suck the lines are fine. Them: Says you canceled it US: Erm No we moved we didn't cancel it Them Oh right ok sorry my bad, it be there Friday Us: Ok cool Another Friday Them Its there hook it up Us: Erm its here it doesnt work now Them Oh right lets walk you through it for say about 2 hours Us: Ok it works Them Yay Today Us: Shit it dont work Them Hold please. Us: Ok Them Its your lines call your landlord Us: Click &^*&%# US: Hello cable company? When can you come out install internet Them Tomorrow Us Sweet

True Blood is back on HBO Season 2 I freaking love this series I have always had a thing for vampires I dont know what it is about them but they are so sexy Bite me! They are based loosely on these Sookie Stackhouse books here: Very Sexy Fun Entertainment

I blogged here when I got my new Kindle and loved it. I blogged here when it broke and how great customer service was to replace it next day air. I am blogging TODAY how it is broke AGAIN I am providing a link BELOW on buying the extended warranty. BECAUSE: The *&*&*$#$ broke. Same thing. AGAIN Yes I love it. Yes customer service is great Yes they are replacing it again next day air BUT DANG IT! Buy the extended warranty.....that's all I am saying.

Me: I ate a bunch of cookies, watched a cartoon ,and fell asleep I'm like a little kid Her: I ate left over pizza, watched a movie and fell asleep. I'm like a teenager. Him: I ate dinner and fell asleep watching the news I'm like an old man. LOL

I love old houses I have an old house but it is crappy I am lazy and dont feel like redoing it Also i like to shop so I dont want to spend money on it either Never the less, I do adore an old home with a big porch blah blah We have lots in our town I'll post a few Arent they lovely ?

I bought an E-cig There is a link on the side if you want to know more about it Basically its electronic cig delivers nicotine no smoke and you get to exhale this cool looking vapor that feels looks like smoke. Sweeeeeeeeeeet When I do my online job I smoke A LOT So with my handy dandy e thingy gadget in hand I am puffing away feeling all kinds of healthy and cool and looking all Cruella Deville But…. It never goes out like a regular cig I have no idea how much nicotine I am sucking down And 28 hours later with no sleep I am thinking Maybe this is not a cool thing Dang it all. But finally two sleeping pills and one nerve pill 18 hours sleep later I think I will give it another go

ME: Does it take screws? HER: Yes, but it has hooks too ME: Oh you screw these in first? HER: I think so. ME: I got his cordless drill HER: Cool ME: Oh this bit thingy too small ME: Maybe we can wiggle it around HER: Yeah ok HER: Do the screws go in now? ME: No it’s too hard ME: The holes are too small HER: Should I go get him? ME: Nah I think I can hammer them in HER: Cool ME: Yay HER: Curtains are up woohoo! US: Women rock!