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To do Nothing much going on to blog about My to do list is rather short and boring and just weird See below -Work -Let chin hair grow so I can wax it -Get cat louder bell so she quits bringing dead bird carcasses into house -Get the knot out of goobers butt hind quarter area -Get hubby to swap out window air conditionor because its squeaky -Wait for Sundays premeire of True blood -Find a new book to read -Pull weeds in flower bed to plant spring flowers, oh wait its June, hmm Summer flowers then Arent you all just like jealous of my life Ha

 I get on the scale and I am up 7 pounds Seven! WTH? Then I notice my socks are like erm too tight Oh wait I have not had any blood pressure pills for oh I dunno , a week Boy was my face red LOL(get it? your face gets all red when your blood pressure is high) Anywhoooo I went and got them filled so thought I better take 2 of them Slept 10 hours they make you so sleepy Pee'd 8 gallons I swear. Woke up light headed Took my bp it was like 110/70 Good lord I am almost dead But hey I was down 6 pounds Why does that make me think it was all worth it? Not to fear internet, it is back to normal now I am going to try slim fast for a few weeks to see if I can jumpstart my diet. I am on day 3 and so far doing alright 2 shakes a sensible dinner, easy peasy right? Only problem is my dinner keeps getting earlier and earlier I think today I will have dinner at 3pm maybe 2:30 if i can hold out. I figure if I am sleeping all the time with these stupid winter blues I might as wel...

Arent Women suppose to be hardcore nursemaids, caretakers, housekeepers, invincible warriors on the home front? Do they not take pride in their home, cooking, care, motherly ways and womenly loving shkills. If so I have to say when it comes to myself, Epic Fail Todays example: Changed kitty litter, dry heaved and threw up in garbage bag during entire process. Made a ham and cheese omelet, discovered no butter for toast, but had butter flavord crisco left over from baking, tried to pass it off on unsuspecting hubby. Brushed golden retriever long shedding hair on porchs,couldnt find his dog brush, used hubby's instead telling myself I will clean it before he notices. Forgot to take trash bag with me so threw hair clumps in recycle bin. Made homemade bread in bread machine on express bake, middle not done so served from sides instead. Overslept till 1pm, used washcloth on body,parts I could reach, and sprayed body spray on remaining offending parts. Slumping around in sam...

They say the housing slump is over in my adopted town. I am having trouble believing it. This cute home has been on the market for a while now with no bites. Look how lovely her landscaping is Its on a gorgous street. Nice and quiet, manicured lawns and well cared for homes. A great place to raise your kids. Such a puzzle why no one has made an offer yet. Unless, Its this house that is right next door. Does anyone even live there? This neglected yard that obviously has no love? Yes of course someone lives there! This is my house! I dont get why my neighbors are selling? I dont understand why people are not flocking to buy it and live next door to me. LOL Do you? Maybe I can talk hubby into just running over them with the riding mower this weekend. It couldn't hurt

Fail Sorry I have been so busy with things I havent had time to get out and take any. On a completely unrelated note here is my latest farmville picture That I spent hours working on these last few days. :) I will post the Tuesday pictures tomorrow ;) Promise

I worked all day yesterday Then I did a couple hours this morning I lie back down to get some sleep and couple hours later I hear a knock at door. Goober is going bonkers, bouncing up and down and barking. I open door, hair standing up all over, with a sleep filled head. It’s a cop there. WTH? Officer: I am afraid someone has put gang graffiti on your garage ME: We've been tagged? Officer: Afraid so mam, we have some suspects in mind ME: Who is it? (Bloods, crypts, who, wth I live in Mayberry) Officer: We think it’s a kid two streets over ME: Erm ok so I’ll get the old man to paint it then Officer: That might be best mam ME: Erm ok Officer Can I see your id card? ME: Still in fog thinks wth where my business cards, oh wait I don’t have any Scribbles name on index card and hands it to him Officer: Looks confused ME: I am out of business cards but that’s me, been here 20 years Officer: Have a nice day mam ME: You too If we end up in ...

My Farm I am addicted to farmville on facebook now So silly You can buy animals and plant crops and harvest them earn money for buildings and cool things like hay bales woohoo Erm..... and no I havent gotten all my flowers planted yet in real life But I did do some. LOL I will finish later But isnt my virtual farm cute?

Me: I ate a bunch of cookies, watched a cartoon ,and fell asleep I'm like a little kid Her: I ate left over pizza, watched a movie and fell asleep. I'm like a teenager. Him: I ate dinner and fell asleep watching the news I'm like an old man. LOL

I love old houses I have an old house but it is crappy I am lazy and dont feel like redoing it Also i like to shop so I dont want to spend money on it either Never the less, I do adore an old home with a big porch blah blah We have lots in our town I'll post a few Arent they lovely ?

When my little brother was a toddler, he got his days and nights mixed up. We would have to play with him to try and keep him up all day. If that didn't work ,we aggravated him to keep him awake. It took weeks to get his schedule back on track. We had to get what we called knock out drops from the doctor. Finally he slept all night, but he would get up at 5am or some other ungodly hour. Now I have my days and nights mixed up I am just like a big toddler But I need someone play with me all day or at least give me some good drugs to sort myself out.

Times are so scary right now Weird germs floating about all over the world Car companies going bankrupt and merging at same time. High unemployment. Being the conscientious citizen I am I want to do my part to help. This is my neighbors yard here: She pays someone to come out once a week to kill all her weeds and fertilize her yard. As do all my other neighbors I am the only one who doesn't do it. Here is my yard. But you see I am being a good citizen not lazy. If I killed all my weeds there would be no more on the street! All those lovely lawn men who come out (you know the young hot tan ones) would be out of work after a couple seasons I just cant in good conscious do that. I mean could you? Really ;)

It needs to quit raining I mean for real The rain has reduced me to: Sleeping 10 to 11 hours a day Not getting dressed Watching the entire pirates triology Taking on a fake english accent Drinking rum Researching all of the characters on wikipedia Doing face book quizzes Impulse purchases on Kindle Evil evil one click buy it now Kindle Impulse purchases on Itunes Evil evil buy it now Itunes hook it up to your home theatre play it now itunes Tomorrow dear internet, I resolve to get up at a decent hour and stay up all day. After all tomorrow is another day....... Tell me you stay at home workers, moms ,dads, or whatever, how do you get out of these self imposed funks?

Broke I was broke a couple weeks ago. This happens more often than not every few months or so and is normally not a big crisis. Me being so clever with no sentimental feelings holding me back whatsoever, list my possessions I am bored with on eBay Since liquid cash is the goal at the moment I ruthlessly undercut all current auctions and sale them all quickly with buy it now. Stupid I forgot I did all my shipping from my former job My former job that had lovely boxes galore, a ups shipping center and packing material of various sorts and sizes , all at my disposal I also had a running tab on shipping fees and it was all priced at cost. Being the spontaneous sort I am (stupid), I had quit my long term job with no notice last month. I don’t think they will allow me the luxury of that shipping area any more Tired I am exhausted. I have run around for last week on a scavenge hunt for boxes and packing tape and cheaper shipping solutions. Lugging items and boxes into commercial places and tr...

There are lots of perks to working at home but so far the best one I have discovered is the Meh factor What is meh? I will show you few examples Did you go to store? Meh Do you want to go tan? Meh Did you go ship those packages? Meh Did you update your blog? Meh Do you want to go to the dollar store? Meh Did you get gas? Meh See? See what I mean? Isnt that great? You can actually slop around in your jammies for three days straight and just say Meh. No one argues, questions, threatens, or judges you for it. Because you are at home. You are at home all day long. I wont think about it now. I will think about it tomorrow Total Bliss. I will try and update again soon But...... Tomorrow I have to tan, shop, ship, update, get gas and I am just so freaking busy.

(buy it at amazon here ) Sorry I haven’t updated in a while dear internet. Please forgive me? I was just so very busy. Don’t believe me? Look a small sampling what I have done so far this week. Ripped my body hair out by the roots with an at home waxing kit. Found this website: here (if you can't get in it's too cool for you.) Watched all of The Sopranos with subtitles! ( Fark me? Fark you!) Managed to leave mom in center of Wal-mart parking lot in pouring rain Ate a lot of pasta Paid bills and ignored overwhelming urge to go gambling. Wallowed in pity for a few hours because I couldn’t go gambling. Tanned Entered numerous contests and sweepstakes and made elaborate plans what to do with my winnings. Slept 20 hours in a 48 hour period. So see dear internet, you have to forgive me. I mean who can manage such a life? Fark me? Fark you. I’m sorry Tony ;)

I dropped my purse face down and all the loose change fell on the floor. While cursing and grunting to bend over and pick it up, it occurred to me that I have loose change everywhere Any open freaking container, bag, pocket, jar, piece of furniture, or car has change in, on, or under it. They need to be in one spot! I will do that now! I proceeded to plow through rooms, flipping cushions, rattling pockets, empty drawers, and shaking bags. I ended up with two Tupperware bowls of loose change. Wow Feeling proud of myself for getting the coins chaos under control, I looked at the gleaming piles of cash as my payment. I ran off to a coin for cash machine. 80 bucks! Look how productive I am. I deserved a treat. Two stores, lunch, and one tanning session later I staggered home. I threw the few coins left over from my windfall on the table, dropped my bags and gazed in horror at destruction in house. It looked like a tornado had gone through here. Cushions flipped drawers out, scattered conta...

Ok ,I know that wii fit is all the rage And I suppose it is good for a work out But me being such a lazy creature, I thought dance dance revolution would give me a good work out But when did video games become so rude? After trying hopelessly to keep up with the stupid arrows It would yell at me to stop looking with my eyes and feel the beat The word boo shows up if you miss a step It grades you And a big fat FAIL shows up at end. I was hoping this would be a bit kinder then guitar hero They tend to BOOOO you off stage And throw bottles at your rocker. No way am I getting a wii fit I heard they change your avatar in the shape of what you weigh on the fit board So mine would be what? Round , fat and sweaty? Um no thanks! LOL But the good news is At least I am moving a bit!

Today it is cold and dreary out. Unreasonable wind chills and snow that wont go away. Christmas bills coming in Taxes coming due. It would almost get me down if I didnt look over to this scene Doesnt he look content?

I, among other talents, can whip up a great tasting home made meal. That is not to say I am a good cook. I am however creative. I like To think of myself as queen of the 10 minute prep meal. Tonight I am making one of my favorite dishes. Home made Vegetable Soup: What you will be served, a steaming bowl of tomatoes based soup with a mixture of variable spices Succulent beef that falls apart at the touch, green beans, corn, peas, potatoes, onions, carrots and is that a hint of celery? DELISH! How it is made 1 huge cans V8 Juice 1 huge can of beef meat 2 cans whole new potatoes 1 can of corn 1 can of green beans 1 can mix veggies 1 can opener Thrown in a pot and cooked for an hour Sprinkle water on forehead to simulate sweat Yell at everyone to leave you alone for god sake I am trying to cook. Basque in the praise. SHHHH internet don’t tell anyone ;)

It’s official. As of yesterday I have went from full time cube dweller office goddess to part time have not a clue peon. Yay! I have been at the same office job for 13 years and although I love (loathe) it, the hours were killing me. I have my own thing going on at home and don’t really need the office work. It was more where would I drive my sweet ride and snazzy clothes sort of thing. That and a little bit of company loyalty mixed in with one of my best friends works there. Also the work environment is one that is cutting edge techie and I eat that up too. But enough of that boring dribble, after months of finagling complaining moaning threats etc they agreed to let me work half days. Imagine all the wonderful things I will accomplish with all this time now Internet. Here is a Short list of things I plan to do: Shop so we actually have food in the house for once. Pay my bills on time and organize them by expense type and soon to be created budget Teach the dog how to heel stay and lo...