Mandatory Blog Here

1. Plan for the worst,hope for the best. 2. Never burn bridges. 3. Always say exactly what you mean. 4. Never expect another person to do, say, or act a certain way. 5. Always laugh at yourself. Others will laugh with you. This short post was brought to you by, the number 5 and A Lazy Housewife.

Yesterday was my birthday and this was a maze of various convos with my mother Her: you want cake Me: sure I like cake Her: you want everyone come over Me: sure why not be fun Her: well when you always working Me: not Saturday Her: ok Saturday Me: we do get our lashes done then though Her: ok well maybe dinner Me: ok cool dinners good Her: well we could have cake later we be done early Me: ok sure cake later Her: everyone Me: sure that be good Her: I am going to make steaks tonight Me: ok but ill be working Her: that’s ok few hours pass Me: I got someone cover I don’t have to work Her: great lets go out for steak Me: ok Her: everyone coming too Me: what Her: oh never mind that a secret Me: what about them Her: everyone is coming along is that ok? Me: erm yah I guess does my dear hubby know Her: no Me: you should tell him? Her: ok few minutes pass texts all 5 mins apart Her:: Yet steak we all going Her:: Yet everyone be there Her:: never mind its all off I am sick forget it I phone her ...