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I know I mention it a lot, but I drive an itty bitty sports car. I only do because I love it so freaking much, I can’t help it. The down side to it, and it’s a small one, hardly worth noticing, is its so itty bitty those that the big fat arsed SUVs and Vans don’t always see me. The other day this stupid big van, I guess we can call it a SBV, pulled out over in our lane like we weren’t there. Luckily, I am like all kind of awesomeness defensive driver type in a car with lightening reflexes so I easily avoided collision. I don’t even get upset when things like that happen. I assume chick must be in a hurry. Maybe she is carting around kids, or going to four or five stores to get her grocery shopping done as cheaply as possible in her big old gas guzzling SBV. Who am I to judge? This time though, I chased her down. She kept going faster, flipping lanes and so did I I am sure she was worried, because she knows what she did wrong. Oh yes she did know! She saw my laughing face in my shiny ca

A convo today with one of my dear male friends. Him: I am so bah humbug today Me: Why is that? Him: I don’t know Me: That’s a shame Him: I was listening to talk radio today Me: My God don’t listen to the news on the economy its depressing Him: No it was some Catholic station Me: Well that should be uplifting, aren’t you Catholic? Him: I was, well kind of, I don’t go to church but I listen to this show Me: I would think that should count for something Him: Yes that’s what I thought Me: So what he say Him: Oh that none of it matters no one remembers you when you’re gone anyway Me: Well that is depressing for a priest Him No not really it more like Christmas is about people not gifts or decorations Me Yes of course but I like gifts, don’t you? Him You know what they say money can’t buy happiness Me: Who says that Him: Everyone says that Me: Yeah you know who says that? Cheap people do. (giggles) Him I am not into gifts this year Me: You’re not? Him No they are silly meaningless material