Picture Perfect Contest
Ok I am coming up dry on the blog entries lately
So let’s be lazy and have some fun too
Let’s do a contest WEEEEEE
This one is your most embarrassing moment
But not any embarrassing moment, one where you thought you was all cool and all that.
I will tell you mine so you know what I mean
When the girl was in preschool, I went to pick her up
The kids were out in the playground and she was running around on a sunny day laughing smiling
I was looking all fab in my spring dress
Sun shining glistening off her blond hair
I stood there taking in the scene for a while
Loving mother looking at her beautiful daughter at play
Picture perfect moment
Until
The teacher taps me on the shoulder and whispers
Did you know your dress is tucked up in your panty hose?
OMG
And no I didn’t have any panties on
So yes I looked like a big bag oranges standing there stuffed in my control tops
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So let’s be lazy and have some fun too
Let’s do a contest WEEEEEE
This one is your most embarrassing moment
But not any embarrassing moment, one where you thought you was all cool and all that.
I will tell you mine so you know what I mean
When the girl was in preschool, I went to pick her up
The kids were out in the playground and she was running around on a sunny day laughing smiling
I was looking all fab in my spring dress
Sun shining glistening off her blond hair
I stood there taking in the scene for a while
Loving mother looking at her beautiful daughter at play
Picture perfect moment
Until
The teacher taps me on the shoulder and whispers
Did you know your dress is tucked up in your panty hose?
OMG
And no I didn’t have any panties on
So yes I looked like a big bag oranges standing there stuffed in my control tops
Ok you go
To enter the random drawing
Give us your story for one entry
Follow us for two
Subscribe via burn for another
For two entries back link to me on your blog
Weeeee lets go
Oh and the prize
50 dollar walmart gift card or via PayPal whichever you prefer
Will make drawing on Sunday July 5th at 7pm EST
Good luck
Well.. once when I went into Boston for a night out on the town with the girls. I stuffed my bra with socks so that I had cleavage for my new low cut top.. it worked pretty nicely for a while but after a few drinks and dancing for a couple of hours.. I went into the bathroom to pee.. after squatting, apparently I was bent too far over.. because when I got out of the stall.. the line of girls waiting for a stall started laughing at me.. and one of them pointed to me and said UM YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIX THAT BEFORE U GO BACK OUT THERE and i looked down and one of socks was hanging out of my shirt :( totally embarassing.. I didnt even wash my hands, I shoved it back in and left the bathroom immediately..
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Once at a party, I looked down and my breast had slipped out of my tank top.
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ReplyDeleteAt the lake just yesterday my daughter said mommy pick me up and throw me well she grabbed my string for my top and she went up in the air and so did the top .... OMG I was mortified On top of that she let it go and it sunk. Oh dear.
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I was on vacation and wanted to fill the top of my swimsuit out. I put in gel packs. Thought they looked pretty good. Went and laid out bythe pool for awhile. Came back to the room still feeling pretty good. Looked in the mirror and one of the gel packs was hanging half-way out of the bottom of my bikini top. Learned my lesson just deal with what you have.
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Back in highschool, I wasn't exactly the coolest or most confident girl. My interaction with boys was pretty much standing from a distance and watching them. One day, I happened to notice the football team in some kind of meeting in the auditorium as I walked past the windows. Naturally I was looking sideways at them and not ahead of me, and I fell down a flight of stairs. Where I had landed was hidden by a wall and I probably laid there for a good 10 minutes, mortified, not wanting to stand up.
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I was meeting my husband's parents for the first time and wanted to make a good impression. I dressed to the nines and even wore fake eyelashes which I never did, to make myself look glamorous. I invited them over for Thanksgiving dinner and served them delicious turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potato pie and all the trimmings. Everything went quite well until my mother-in-law suddenly found something in her portion of the potatoes - a fake eyelash. She held it up for all to see and I was so embarrassed when I looked in the mirror and only had one of the eyelashes on! I made an impression alright, just not the one I wanted to.
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I was out on the dance floor with my husband dancing really fine (I thought). There were not many people dancing so we held the stage. All was fine until my husband started to twirl and twirl and twirl me. I lost my balance and fell. I wanted to crawl in a dance floor hole!
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ReplyDeleteI've been playing DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) for several years. About three years ago, I was with a few friends visiting another friend at college. We went to the mall and to its arcade. I immediately jumped on the DDR machine. I had gotten pretty good in a short period of time, so I admit, I was a little cocky with a yeah-so-what attitude about it.
ReplyDeleteI never play with whatever jacket or coat I may be wearing, but for some reason, I didn't take my jacket off this time. I decided to warm up with "We Will Rock You" since it's really simple on the hardest level. The whole time I'm jumping around to the music, I have my hands in my jacket's pockets. My friend, a fellow DDR fan, was watching me and the screen. I noticed a few guys passing by and watching me, which wasn't anything new, so I ignored it as always.
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When I was a kid I came down with a stomach virus around the time we were scheduled for a field trip. I was fine until lunchtime. WE WERE EATING MCDONALDS!! (a 10 year old dream!) I walked into the resturant and UHOH.. Threw-up aaall over the floor. Infront of everyone in the resturant! BIGTIME too. The only thing it consisted of was green beans from the night before!! Well... at least I ate my veggies!!
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Oh geez, one night out with my boyfriend we had a quickie in a empty room of a hotel and a guy working there approached me and said, did you know that we have cameras in there? YIKES. Thank God I was in my early 20's and pretty good looking at the time. But still even drunk, I was embarrassed.
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Way to go with the pantyhose. I did the same thing when I was younger and now always check in the mirror befreo going out
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ReplyDeleteMy sister and I were at a relatives pool. Neither of us can swim well so we were trying to stay underwater a long time. We noticed a man get in the pool but kind of ignored him as we were talking. I went underwater and came up and started talking to my sister and she pointed to my chest. Yes my bikini top was halfway up showing on breast and the guy in the pool was staring at me smiling. I was quite embarassed and left the pool quickly.
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ReplyDeleteWell, a couple times I have come to work with my shirt on inside out and that is pretty embarrassing. Especially since I don't notice but my coworkers do and they are the ones to point it out.
ReplyDeleteI'm an theatre actress, so I'm nearly always on stage doing some sort of play or musical. This one show we did, the audience was packed, not to mention my entire family was there. During one of the ballroom scenes, I was wearing this gorgeous gown, during practice I had always used a longer dress, and the dress I was using that night was a "stand in" so it was a last minute dress, and was a little shorter than the usual dress I was used to rehearsing in. So when it came time for dancing and curtsying to the "prince" in the show, I held onto the sides of my dress to bow and curtsying. I heard gasps from the audience, however, I didn't attribute it to anything, thinking perhaps they were mesmerized by our dancing. Then it was time for me to curtsy again, and I heard chuckles from the audience. By this point, I was a little confused. During break, my stage hand said "Amber! Don't cursty so high, the skirt of your dress is lifting up and we can see your knee highs and your underwear!" - I was mortified! Especially since I was wearing underwear that said "Wednesday" on a Saturday! LOL. They were fresh undies of course, but I often wear them on various days not caring if the day on the underwear matches the real day....well, as you can imagine, no more "day of the week" underwear for me! I've still yet to live that story down.
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I met our town's mayor and called him by his predecessor's name! Ooops!
ReplyDeleteI was working at my volunteer job and was outside, walking over ground that was devoid of grass and slippery from recent rains. Just as a new person was coming that I wanted to greet, I stepped on a really slick patch and fell on my butt. Needless to say, the whole back of me got covered in mud. Not exactly the first impression that I wanted to make.
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I got stuck in a toliet stall. The door would not open. I had to craw on the nasty dirty floor into the next stall in order to get out.
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I sat in a chair at a baseball game for my son, and the chair broke and I fell on the ground in front of everyone! Thanks for the chance.
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I put a little powder in the panties on a hot day at a BBQ of a friend's in the public park. I went to the rest room later and left a bit of powder on the ground when I pulled down my shorts (unbeknownst to me at the time). The toddler after me loudly proclaimed that there was white stuff on the ground...I was washing my hands and the bathroom was full of people who'd just seen me come out of the stall. Nice. BTW, I've done the panty hose thing too... sigh.
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When I was a teenager,I once wore an old pair of panties to church. As I was walking down the aisle in my choir robe, exiting the church, my panties fell down to my ankles. I was mortified, but I keep singing, red face and all! Outside the church, I ran behind a bush and took them off!!!
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ReplyDeleteI forgot my bathing suit on a trip to the Jersey shore one year, so I thought I got lucky when I found a really cheap bikini on the boardwalk on our first day there. When I went to wear it on the ocean, immediately upon hitting the water it dissolved into some kind of wet diaper type substance and the dye started staining my skin. It was like the whole thing was dissolving before my eyes! Thankfully I had a cover up near by, if not I would have been up the creek for sure.
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ReplyDeleteMy "special moment" happened in high school. Money was tight at home so whenever I had new clothing I was so happy and strutted my stuff. This day I had new white jeans. They fit me P-E-R-F-E-C-T-L-Y.
ReplyDeleteYou know as adult women we have that inner clock that ticks down to P-Day (for any men out there, that's period day). We're also tuned into the slight changes in our bodies that occur along the happy road to P-Day. My teenage mind did not work that way.
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ReplyDeleteI went to an Easter party with my new baby, we were both all dressed up and picture perfect, or so I thought. I had just posed for a bunch of pictures with the baby when my husband came up and said "what is all over your shirt?" The baby had made an explosive poop which had leaked brown treacle all over me and coated the back of his outfit. I wanted to leave right away, get home and bath and change us both. My husband told everyone and they of course LOVE to pull out the poop pictures for a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteIt was raining and I was running late. I ran up the stairs (highschool) and slipped and fell. A really nice guy said, "Are you ok" and he helped me up.
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Ok. Embarassing moment. In our sunday school class a few weeks ago I was wearing my new white button up shirt feeling all spiffy. I sat through the class talking and such with friends. A wonderful dear friend came to me at the end and was like um, your button is open on your shirt. So during Sunday school class of all places I was flashing the class. Good thing I had on a very covering bra. My husband never said a word just laughed later. Uggh..So embarassing!
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I went to a job interview in a black pencil skirt, a button up pink top, and black mini blazer. I looked really good (or so I thought). I realized a lot of men were looking at me when I entered the building but I didn't realize why. It wasn't until I got into the interview room that my interviewer looked at me with horror, and discreetly told me that my buttons had popped open at the chest, revealing a see-through bra. Evidently the seatbelt had caused this. Fun times.
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I came out of the ocean after a nice swim, walked over to my towel, and dropped onto my knees, at which point the hook on my strapless bandeau bathing suit top broke. Have you ever shot a rubber band? That's how my top flew at least six feet in front of me, exposing my less-than-spectacular boobs to the entire crowded beach. I was so shocked, it was at least five seconds before I had the sense to cover up with my arms. Worst moment of my teen years and I'm kind of queasy just thinking about it now!
ReplyDeleteI've had so many embarassing moments it's hard to pick just one.
ReplyDeleteI think my most embarassing one is similar to yours. I was in high school and a candy stripper at a local hospital. I was with some of my friends and fellow volunteers and couldn't figure out why eveyone was looking at me. This went on for several hours and at lunch as I was putting my used tray on the conveyer belt by a little window some of the guys in the kitchen started whisteling. That was when some old woman came up and told me my dress was up in the back. YES it was stuck in my pantyhose. My entire backside was exposed. I was furious I was with my friends all day and neither of them had the courtesy to tell me.
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ReplyDeleteOkay so here goes mine..... I had dropped my son off at preschool as I did every morning. I remember standing there looking at him thinking how well dressed and plain cute he was compared to his classmates. I said goodbye, gave him a kiss and was on my merry way. Returning four hours later to pick the little duffer up I was met at the door by his teacher. She handed me a grocery bag rolled at the top, and asked if I had washed his winter coat the night before. I told her I had, she said I figured that much, there was something stuck to his velcro. I grabbed the bag from her gave her a little chuckle not thinking anything of it. Later on when I was picking up I noticed the bag on the table, reaching in I pulled out my black skimpy lacy thong! Boy oh Boy I could feel my face turn BEAT RED!!!!!
ReplyDeletehigh school graduation we got to pick our favorite teachers to hand us our diplomas - when I got on stage, my male teacher went to give me a kiss on the cheek. he zigged and I zagged and I ended up kissing him on the lips - UGH!
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While I was dating my husband we went to our first movie together. It was a group date so we had several friends with us. I got up to go to the concession stand and walked down and across the first aisle, between the seats and the screen. I slipped on something wet on the floor and busted my butt. And so did my big old shadow on the screen. Nobody made a sound until I stood up and my future husband burst out laughing. Then the entire theater full of people started laughing, also. I was so embarrassed.
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I was helping at our church garage sale not long ago, and had a really dumb moment. A lady kept trying to get us to come down on prices for everything, and was getting on all of our nerves. She came over to me for at least the 5th time, and was holding a pair of shoes. They were marked at $2 and she held up a finger and said "One?" I totally misunderstood her and replied "Uh, we can't sell you ONE shoe?!?!" Obviously she meant one dollar, but I wasn't too quick, lol. You should have heard the laughter from about 20 people standing around who heard me.
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ReplyDeleteI was driving my husband's truck when we stopped so he could run into the drugstore close to home. I sat in the car listening to the radio. He came out and instead of backing out of the spot, I figured I'd pull forward into the next aisle to leave since no one was parked in front of me. Great, except I forgot that there was one of those concrete barriers in front of me that I couldn't see because the truck sits so high. I hit that sucker..hard. Everyone in the parking lot was staring at me. I thought my husband was going to pass out..that truck was his baby.
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OK so one time my father in law comes over to my house with an old hideous lether jacket...and he says, 'look what i have for you' and then I laughed hysterically for at least a few minutes, i even had tears in my eyes! Well I thought he was being funny but he never laughed back, only looked at me solemnly and I found out he wasn't kidding at all, he thought it was great lol! Really embarrassing I tell you
ReplyDeleteI straddled the balance beam and had to get stitches in my private, then when all was done. I stood up to leave and the doctors says oh wait we need to give you a tetanus shot. I fainted.
ReplyDeleteOne day at work, I had worn a long black skirt because it was my favorite. I didn't think to wear a slip because it was black! Well, as the day went on, my boss came to me and told me that he could see right through the skirt and to my (gasp!) light-colored panties! It's not as bad as a top coming off but I was still mortified! Luckily it was during the winter so all I had to do was wrap my hoodie around my waist. Now I wear the slip!
ReplyDeleteLove these! Here's mine: I've always been small up top and made fun of forever. We moved in high school, so I thought new town, new school, new "boobs". The first day I put on my fave jeans, boobs and sort of tight shirt which I tucked in. Have no idea when it happened but when I got home, my left boob was at my waist. I decided it wasn't worth it after that and have just been me.
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ReplyDeleteI went to a garage sale and bought a cute outfit that looked good! I thought I would wear it to church one Sunday. After I was in church for a while a lady tapped me on the shoulder (somebody I know) and handed me a sticker with a price on it. She said I might want this. Boy, was I embarrassed! I always check over my clothes good before I wear them from then on!
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Nothing too funny just embarassing , telling a friend's daughter Congratulations on her pregnancy when in fact she was not, just had gained a bit of weight and the doll top she was wearing made her look even more so.
ReplyDeleteI am supposed to pick just one moment? Okay. I would have to say I thought I hung up on someone, but I did not. Then I started gossiping about the person I thought I just hung up on and making fun of them. They heard it all!
ReplyDeleteTo this day, my most embarrassing moment dates back to high school. I think it is a girl's most dreaded fear....you get your period....and you are wearing white shorts.....do I have to say more?
ReplyDeletei have been a complete klutz for my whole life...many emberrasing moments.......one of the best, tho, was when my mom and i were walking down the street downtown shopping, i was talking to hjer and walked right into a pole in the street. my mom kept walking, as tho i was'nt there, but when i got up, i saww all the people on the street, and in windows of stores, laughing like it was the funniest thing. besides being embarrased, i could'ny believe my mom kept walking as tho she was'nt with me.
ReplyDeleteWell at least I kept my clothes on for this . . . sitting in a boring college class and fell asleep. And then fell out of the chair. It was very hard to go back to that class.
ReplyDeletenot sure what age i was, between 12 and 14, i had a friend named Shannon whos family was really into church so id go sometimes with her... i would always get bored halfway through and drift off on my own thoughts just waitin for it to be over...
ReplyDeleteas i was half listening i heard the preacher say get up, or something like that so i jumped up thinkin shew i can leave now..... i look round and no one is standing but me and every eye was on me!! i felt embarrassed and also ashamed at myself back then lol
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My story is from when I first visited the Bahamas with two friends from college. I was lying on my stomach on the beautiful private beach, and I had my bathing suit top untied so I wouldn't have any lines. Suddenly my friend called my name and, startled, I leaned up quickly. Yep, I forgot that my top was undone and everyone on the beach got a show.
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ReplyDeleteMany years ago, when I first started substituting in a junior high school, I sat on a teacher's stool to take roll. The stool completely fell apart and I landed on my behind. The kids rolled with laughter. A couple of years later, I taught high school in the same town and the kids still remembered what happened to me.
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ReplyDeleteI remember with mortification, the day that I had a job interview AND a meeting a professional organization, and I felt like I looked great in my new skirt, and late in the afternoon, I realized that my skirt's seam had split all down the side, so you could see my underwear whenever I sat down. I was horrified!
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Similar thing happened to me on the playground when I was about 13 years old - awkward body-conscious age! I was standing behind a little boy in line who was kicking his legs up and down - he caught the waistband of my skirt and pulled it down to the ground with his foot - flashing everybody. I was so embararssed!
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I was hitting on a guy in a restaurant once, and a friend who went to the bathroom came back and was paying him for dinner. I saw a slip of paper with a name and number on it in front of me so I assumed he was giving me his. I said, "uh...thanks" and looked at him in surprise, but then my friend looked over and said, "oh that's mine..guy at work." I just pretended I thought my friend was giving it to me, but I'm sure the guy knew!!
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LOL I was at the lake with my best friend..we were probably about 12 or 13 years old...just discovering flirting with boys. I had just applied one of those stick sunscreens on my face when an older boy walked by and said hi to us. I smiled really big and thought for sure he was sooo flirting with me. When he left my friend started laughing..i had GOBS of the sunscreen all over my face!
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ReplyDeleteit was thursday my daughter and i went grocery shopping as we do every thursday.pretty happy for me because we got everything on our list and yay we dont have to go again until next week.we get out to our green minivan load the 10 or 12 bags into the van we jump in throw our seat belts on and my daughter puts on a pair of sunglasses..i say where the hell did you get those?? i was beginning to wonder if i had a little CLEPTO on my hands :( anyway she says they were on the seat .i look on the visor in front of me with a pic of some guy and a little girl was attached and im thinking who the hell are they ?? i look in the back of the van..SPOTLESS and thats when i knew this isnt our van..i looked out and mine was parked a few rows over..we jumped out and started throwing all the groceries back in the cart i was so afraid the people would come out and think i was trying to hot wire their van or something..I ALMOST HAD A PANIC ATTACK..not to mention almost pissing my pants with nervous laughter rushing to get everything out.so we get back to our messy van and load everything once again and we buckle in and i noticed my daughter still had the sunglasses on i made her run back and put them in the other people van hoping and praying they didnt come out of the store..oh my god it was awful and just writing this made me get all nervous again thinking about it..LOL
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I was at a wedding thinking that I was looking good in this sleek, form-fitting, black and champagne colored strapless dress. When it was time to catch the bouquet, I jumped up with both arms in the air, and, needless to say, so did a couple of other things--right out of the dress. I caught the bouquet, but I was also caught on tape by the videographer. I haven't seen the tape (nor do I want to), so I don't know if it was edited out or left in. I sat down in the corner table the rest of the night and did not want to dance for fear of it happening again and for fear of everyone staring at me.
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ReplyDeleteomg i dont think i have ever been to one wedding where i didnt embarrass myself
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ReplyDeleteWell, probably once when I dressed really cute, ha, I was getting all kinds of looks from guys and I thought I was just irresistable that day. Until my friend pointed out that when I went to the bathroom earlier, I had someone how gotten a tampon wrapper stuck to my shoe.
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I met my husband when he was in my brother's band. I couldn't seem to get him to notice that I was interested in him so I one night I wore a pair of tight leather ( faux) pants. I'm dancing the night away and after a few hours decide to go to the ladies room. To my horror, there was a huge split in my pants on my backside. And of course, there was my thong for the whole world to see. Needless to say, he noticed me after that and we have been married for 6 years.
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My first day of work I was so excited and nervous and a bit rushed and the day went fine but when I got home from work my husband said Did you know you shirt was inside out? How embarrasing and no body at my job told me
ReplyDeleteThese are all so funny. I bet none of you, has ever been stuck in a port-a potty. For some reason the door was stuck and I could not get out. I was inside hollering help, get me out of here and my daughter was outside trying to pull open the door. Finally the door opened and I was so embarassed and of course there was a lot of people waiting in line.
ReplyDeleteI wet my pants in front of my entire 8th grade music class. I was laughing at the time and oops! It was horrible! I didn't ever live that one down!
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I was sitting in church talking to a friend and didn't know my son had pulled my shirt down! I was so used to him doing it at home I hadn't noticed!
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ReplyDeleteI walked out of my house one day and saw two things - a cop car parked two houses down and a sawhorse set up in front of the sidewalk with a sign on it. I walked over the sidewalk and saw that it was the back of the sign. I wanted to see what it said, so I walked around the other side onto the sidewalk. I found out it said "Wet Cement". I looked down and, sure enough, my shoes were sticking in wet cement. I then looked up and saw one cop laughing his head off at me!
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ReplyDeleteYears ago when I first started to dye my hair (when I was in the 8th grade), I decided to dye my hair red- it looked really pretty on the lady on the box. So I dyed my hair and I actually thought it looked really good, years later I find out that my family was a bit embarrassed by my "Bozo hair" as they refer to it. And I guess when my mom would drop me off for school, lots of teachers and students were looking at me funny. But I thought I looked awesome and that's what really matters :).
ReplyDeleteMy maxi pad fell out of the leg of my shorts on a water ride at Six Flags- and no, I never found out WHERE it ended up :/
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I was in high school and I was the kid everyone made fun of. well I got up and grabbed a pair of sweat pants from the dryer well I didnt know I had a pair of undies in the leg. I was walking in the hall way to class when I noticed my underwear almost all the way out of my pant leg I reached down like I was tying my shoe and shoved them in my backpack.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was at the doctor a few months ago, I had to have an EKG so my bra was off. After I put it back on and then when I put my shirt on, I noticed that one of the cups was above the boob. Yah, I'm cool.
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ReplyDeleteI thought I looked so hot for a big conference I was going to. I put on some self tanner, but little did I know it was in HUGE streaks down my face when I arrived
ReplyDeleteMy honey bought me this really great skirt that I couldn't wait to wear. It was two pieces. the first piece covered the back end and went around about a quarter of the way in the front, there were two zippers and then a panel that zipped in to cover the front. Well I put ity on and we went to meet the guys for a motorcycle ride down the beach. We're driving along and all of a sudden everyone along the beach is whistling and cat calling. I am thinking damn, I must look really hot. Just then our friend who was riding behind us pulls up beside us and tosses me his shirt and says "you lost your skirt" The front half was gone and the back was laying across the back of the bike, held in place by my butt sitting on it. One of the other guys rode back and found the missing pice, but not before I was totally mortified. Thankfully, we all laugh about it now, but not so funny then.
ReplyDeleteFor a competition in school (where we went to another school) I had dressed up as asked in a dress , stockings and shoes. While walking across the street to school my shoes slipped and i landed flat on my ass in the road and ripped up my hose . Needless to say I wasn't able to go back because of time and I had to go the hole day with torn up hose.
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ReplyDeleteNo i dont think ive been locked in a porta potty either but i would FREAK OUT.
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Years ago I was all dressed up, thinking I looked just great. I had to stop at KMart for something and as I was walking into the store, I slipped and fell on my posture. I felt like such a boob.
ReplyDeleteMy very first time waterskiing I was in a boat with my boyfriend (at the time who I am now married to) and his 3 best friends. I was having a horrible time trying to stand up for the first time and kept wiping out. Finally, exhausted from trying and wiping out for like the 7th time I was climbing up the little ladder to the boat and realized my bathing suit top has gotten all twisted when I wiped out the last time and my boobs were hanging out. The second I realized it I looked at the guys in the boat then at my boyfriend and they were all just looking at my chest with blank expressions. Mortified and still dazy from my wipeout I quickly crossed my arms across my chest and quietly and politely asked my boyfriend for a towel. Like a minute later we all just started laughing and all was forgotten. I remember it like it was yesterday, and now BTW I am excellent on waterskis! So, that's my story! Thanks for letting me share and to enter today.
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When I was a kid at school, the teacher asked the class a question and gave two choices for the answer. I was a smart kid so I was confident about my answer. I was the only one who raised my hand for the answer I thought was right. I was wrong and mortified.
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In high school I was doing a cheerleader split when my bottom split. It happened in front of the whole school and community. garrettsambo@aol.com
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ReplyDeleteI made out with my boyfriend's twin by mistake (I know, it's from like fifty different movies and tv shows.. but in my case it's true!) and my real boyfriend walked in on us
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ReplyDeleteWhen I was a teen we always went to a lake to swim. There was a platform quite a few yards out and some of the braver kids would go to the top and jump off. It was our form of high dive. My best friend and I went to the top and she chickened out but I dived off, not feet first, a real dive. My top had a button on strap and the buttons all popped off and the top went down to my waist while the strap floated away. I was madly trying to pull up the top and get the strap at the same time. Close by a few boys kept asking if I needed help. Thanks goodness they stayed at a distance. I didn't have much to hold that top up without the strap.
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ReplyDeleteHad many but one of the Most! I went to a luncheon and then later a party. In between I went home and relaxed taking off my nylons and pants. Well, wore the same pants to the part (I put on fresh panty hose) forgetting....(I guess) the first pair of hose were still in the pants. As the evening wore on, something started slipping from bottom of my pants leg....lo and behold! Pantyhose! Now that is embarassing!
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Well, here I was, Miss Smarty Pants, in the class spelling bee. I was blowing everyone away with my spelling ability, and I was one of two standing at the end. My turn! The word: yous. Well, that's how I spelled it, anyway. I knew that wasn't a word! Yous?! Oh. Use.
ReplyDeleteLuckily, the other speller got hers wrong, too, so I had a chance to redeem myself...but I will remember that for eternity. lol
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ReplyDeleteWalking across the stage at high school graduation - feeling pretty proud of myself - family, boyfriend, former classmates from a previous school all in attendance.
ReplyDeleteThey call my name, I waltz across the stage to get my diploma and I trip. Too bad there wasn't a hole on the stage I could have fallen in to.
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ReplyDeleteWhen I was in high school, in 10th grade math class a girl looked in my purse and saw my birth control pills. I was on them because of my heavy periods. I said that she was wrong and it was a pack of candy. I leaned down to close my purse and i knocked it open. The contents went flying and landed at my teachers feet. Everyone saw and it was horrible
ReplyDeleteYears ago I went out dancing at a Club.
ReplyDeleteI had lost weight & was wear a brand new outfit.
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While I was dancing to the song brick house....I noticed all eyes were on me.
So I dance my booty off & soaked up all the attention.
When I got off the dance floor my girlfriend came up to me & pulled out a 3 foot piece of toliet paper that was hangin out the back of my pants.
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My most embarrassing moment came in 7th grade, when my friend Brad, a contender for class clown and a real practical joker with an apparent mean streak, somehow got his hands on a love letter I'd written to a girl I was "going with" at the time, and, perhaps as revenge for some joke I'd played on him, decided to make dozens of photocopies of it and pasted it all around the school. I was definitely prone to gushiness back then, so I took a lot of teasing about it and even earned the nickname Lord Byron. I guess it could have been worse - at least I wasn't naked in my story, at least not physically :)
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I was in Jr. High, and big fake fur coats were the rage. I finally talked my parents into getting one for me, and was feeling SO with it, walking down the hall when suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, I threw up right down the front of my new coat. The return of the strawberry poptart I'd had for breakfast, plus heaven only knows what else, but bright pink, stuck in all the hairs of the new coat. Here it is, yipes, closing in on 40 years later, and I still vividly remember.(And my mom had ME drop it off at the cleaners. Yuck again!)
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I was in Jr. High, and big fake fur coats wer all the rage. I finally talked my parents into getting one for me, and was feeling just SO with it as I walked down the hall to me next class. All of a sudden, with no warning at all, I threw up down the fron of my coat. The birght pink remains of my strawberry Poptart from breakfast clung to the hairs of my new coat. Almost 40 years later, I still recall it all too vividly.
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ReplyDeleteOnce a woman at my work who had done a lot of things for me (such as give me rides to work when my car was in the shop or broke down). She had mentioned that she had a son but didn't say how old he was. So once day she mentioned he had an upcoming birthday in the next week so I asked her how old he would be. She had a slight accent and plus we were in a noisy area, so I thought she had said 6,though she had actually said 16. Then I asked her what he liked to do and she said that "He liked wrestling." I thought she was referring to WWE but she actually meant he was a high school wrestler.
So I went out to the store and bought 3 WWE wrestling action figures. I put them into a small box and gift wrapped it. I figured since she had done some nice things for me I would do something nice as well.
Well the next week, though she never confronted me about the action figures, she showed me a few pictures of her son wrestling and told me how old he REALLY was. Of course I explained myself then and was quite embarrased but nowhere near as much as her son probably was. Can you imagine opening gifts in front of all your other teenage friends and possibly a teenage girl and finding wrestling action figures as your present?
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