M.I.A.
Can I issue a amber alert for the sun? Where is it? It's almost May for god sakes This isnt like Seattle or London! Is it on strike? What do I have to barter to get it to come back to work? Dear Sun, I miss you! I am not sure why you are avoiding me? Did you think I believed all that hype on skin cancer? Is it my adulterous affair with the tanning bed? I am sorry. It was just a fleeting fancy. I forgot the great times we had during the long winter months. I thought I would, you know, keep in practice while you were gone and I never said we were exclusive? Anywhooo, if you come back I swear things will be different I wont cower from you or hide my eyes or scream you are too bright when I emerge from my vampire cave. I promise not to complain of the heat. Hey how about I even plant some flowers? Yes I know it has been three years since I tended my landscaping, but weeds need love too. Some of them even have flowers on them. Dandilions I've heard make a good salad. I grew the best...