Mandatory Blog Here

Soooo my mom lappy dies Believe me I can relate to her terror and panic Then it got complicated. Argh, screams Mom I need it. But I work in a computer repair shop No Worries But the hard drive is dead No Worries, We can fix it But it will be another day!! No worries use mine in mornings. But that didn’t fix it its something else No worries buy a new one at Wal-Mart But they are out of stock on the one you like No worries go to Staples But they are out of stock also No Worries we buy it on line ship next day air But, but wait. Your puter just needed new memory it’s fixed now. No Worries I needed a new one anyway But your new one isn’t here yet. No worries ill use my old one! ;)

Yesterday was my birthday and this was a maze of various convos with my mother Her: you want cake Me: sure I like cake Her: you want everyone come over Me: sure why not be fun Her: well when you always working Me: not Saturday Her: ok Saturday Me: we do get our lashes done then though Her: ok well maybe dinner Me: ok cool dinners good Her: well we could have cake later we be done early Me: ok sure cake later Her: everyone Me: sure that be good Her: I am going to make steaks tonight Me: ok but ill be working Her: that’s ok few hours pass Me: I got someone cover I don’t have to work Her: great lets go out for steak Me: ok Her: everyone coming too Me: what Her: oh never mind that a secret Me: what about them Her: everyone is coming along is that ok? Me: erm yah I guess does my dear hubby know Her: no Me: you should tell him? Her: ok few minutes pass texts all 5 mins apart Her:: Yet steak we all going Her:: Yet everyone be there Her:: never mind its all off I am sick forget it I phone her

So the Girl Graduated last night, obtaining the long awaited and very expensive Degree. She is the first in our family and I am so very proud. So proud that I can only blame that on the following actions. Things Mom did at her only child's graduation: -Sobbed loudly -Blew nose honking like a wild goose call when auditorium was silent -Promised to be nice around the Fiances Parents -Screamed dinner and drinks on me money is no object after ceremony -Made no reservations -Suggested we sit in bar while waiting for table -3 Long Island Ice teas while waiting for table -1 Long Island Ice tea at table ignored appetizers -Sampling everyone else drink? -Thought I was quite funny and charming, realizing today I was only drunk with pride and liquer -At one point said the phrase, why didnt you just buy him condems hell i bought her condems -Insisted the entire table go to vegas for the wedding and it was all on me! -Hugged and sobbed over girl numerous times exclaiming I never thought you wou