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Adventures in Typos On msn Me: I bought Hubby a magnifying glass for his sock Her  :What? Me: You know a magnifying glass so he can see Me: It's hard getting old cant see anymore Me: He can use it in garage Me: He has one in house but he always coming in to get it for garage so now he have one out there Me: It's 5 x oh and it lights up Her: Erm did you say you got him a magnifying glass for his “#$#”ock (rhymes with sock) Me What? No his sock, his Christmas stocking Her OMG ME LOL

I have been entering a lot of sweepstakes lately So far I have won A pair of skis A samsung behold II cell phone and A Idrive portable usb back up drive. Needless to say I have been stalking my mailbox, email, and my heart stops when the UPS or Fed Ex driver goes by. I read the sweepstakes forums on peoples suprise wins. Things will just show up on peoples porches. Prizes they didnt even remembering entering. YAY Yesterday a suprise box showed up on my porch. YAY a win! Told dear hubby, look a win! YAY a major award. This is what it was. OHHH Goober won a major award. COOL But wait, its not a award Its a christmas pressy for goober from my florida friend AWWWW Goober says thanks No he isnt spoiled Not at all No I am not full of myself expecting major awards every day Not at all LOL

I miss having a little one for Halloween Being the conceited diva mom that I am, Halloween gave me a chance to show off my cleverness, imagination, and awesome crafting skills. Unfortunately my little diva wanted to be whatever was freaking popular or girly that year. Things like A princess A cheerleader A Fairy Disney princess of the year (Jasmine, Areil, Belle) BORING! But you have to make them happy right? What is a creative genius like yours truly to do? Thankfully her best friend was the youngest of four. Her mom was tired and they all went as hobos each year. The girls BFF would let me dress her as I pleased. YAY! I got to dress her as An Awesome pirate( we just love Pirates of Caribbean that year) A scary wolf ( went with riding hood and grandma costumes) A computer bug A crayon A big baby Another year, I got to dress my own mom up as an IPHONE Sadly, it was for a contest at the bingo hall and all the oldies kept asking her if she was a calculator. Such fun! Sadly though this y...

Women love SITC because above all else they are all different and they are all friends. Yes the clothes are great, the men are lush, but the underlying theme is they are all great women and great together. Which leads me to todays post: The women in my life. I don’t normally get along well with women but there are a few in my life that I adore Some related, some friends ,some only coworkers and acquaintances They all have different qualities I find adorable and endearing If you read this and are trying to find yourself, you each get two. She works so hard all the time I admire it so much She is so cute and so mean at the same time it makes me laugh She is so optimistic to the point of doing stupid things She has the greatest laugh in the world when she is not faking it If I haven’t done, said, or thought it already she probably has We both have same mood swings and recognize them (respect) quickly She has been to hell and back and is still trying to cope She has listened to my unsolic...