Thanksgiving so far
- Overslept -Threw hastily washed turkey in oven no stuffing or prep -Checked to see if pies made in half drunken haze last night had set up properly -Pleased they looked good and proud of self. -Wondered if they tasted as good as they looked -Ate 1/4 of pie with warm soda, while trying to work online job -Dropped pie face down on laptop -Vivid vision of the Fat police with guns drawn saying "Walk away from the pie lady and no one gets hurt"