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The new xbox has a touch sensitive on off switch Since it took me forever to get it hooked up to work properly, its still lying on the floor cables all over and not in the entertainment center. I love it I watch lots of netflix zune vudu etc. The other night I was watching Fraiser Side note isnt he hilarious? some favourite quotes from the show. Frasier: I'm at a loss for words.  Kate: Wouldn't you know? On the day I'm leaving Frasier: I'm not chicken. I'm just really hesitant Frasier: (looks at watch)  Martin: I saw that!  Frasier: I'm not bored, I was simply wondering how long we've been sitting here enjoying ourselves. Anywho......the xbox keeps powering on and off on and off Im dinking with the wireless remote  clicking click click click Its the dog Lying  on the floor He keeps stretching, and his pad would touch the power button on and off on and off  LOL

I have been dissing my dog Goober on my blog quite a bit lately He really isnt a bad dog You can check out this site to see bad dogs Do it later and keep reading my blog http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/ Or I could compare him to our first dog Barny who was a dalmation Barny was insane My first warning was when we went to look at him and his dad was chained to a tree trying his best to break free so he could eat us, barking ferociously Barny the puppy was trying to pin his mother down so he could nurse even though she was whining and trying to kick him away His siblings were bounding over to us to cover us in kisses and cuddles Never the less We brought home Barny He promptly came home and shit in the garage as we got out of car It took us 8 months to house break him He ate every single one of my high heel shoes and at the time I had like 35 pairs. I had foolishly left him alone uncrated for 20 minutes The first two years of his life I would be holding him down with ...

I have a 90 pound pure bred Golden Retriever He is beautiful, majestic, lovable and I think he has lost his mind. We moved Mom in and had to move the litter box He pissed in it Gallons of piss! WTH If you are a long term reader you may remember my post where he tried to take a crap in it But seriously?? What dog does this? LOL I am soooo mad at him Do you think he is jealous the cat gets to go inside Do you think he is marking his territory? Do you think he is just ohh............I dont know.......an ASSHOLE I am kind of scared to google it I dont know what sort of images would pop up Maybe this content will bring some awesome links from Big Brother and I will look then

She loves him to pieces He tolerates her Poor Sophie LOL

Yes this is what we plan on doing all day Why do you ask?

When Hubby is home he likes to do Goober's voice Goober says HI HI Mommy! What you doing mommy? It's cute in an annoying way. The other night he was doing this and said Where you going Mom? To the kitchen? No Goober I have to pee But your going through the kitchen? Are you getting something to eat? I know you eat a lot. You getting something? Whaaaaat? I eat a lot? You are acting like an asshole Goober! I am sorry! i didnt mean it! I certainly hope not. So I told my daughter what an asshole Goober/Hubby was being and she said Why's he being all judgemental? He is just jealous he doesnt have apposable thumbs If he did his fat ass be in the fridge all day long. ?? They are all crazy LOL

Make your sweetie take you out to dinner It will be fun lol

I havent blogged this week because I have been kind of sad Our cat has gone missing Her collar the one with the bell on it had come off the day before and I didnt get her a new one. The next day she came up missing My daughter was over and went door too door with a picture but no one has seen her I called the shelters and vets in area no help. I put an advert in the paper and the few times the phone has rung I answer it with my hopes up high. People are calling to offer me their unwanted cat People are calling to offer me their unwanted kittens One called to scold me for letting her out Another called to say she saw a couple dead cats on the road and although they didnt match my cats description she is probably dead and I should have never let her outside. All I can say is. What is wrong with people Dont call an advert for a missing pet unless you think you have found her Save us some more grief please Either way I am going to think some other family adopted her A famil...

Mom comes over to clean and says there is a dead bird on porch Yuck Stupid Cat The cat thinks she is a lion and likes to bring home dinner Usually she leaves it on the porch So I googled what to do and they said to put a bell on her collar So I did Then we went out in kitchen There is a beheaded rabbit on the counter Baby bunny to be exact she not a very big cat After screams and squeals I throw a bag over it pick it up to toss it and EWWWW The leg is detached Puke Hurl Gag Yes this is what I do when I have to pick up something disgusting Or clean out the cat box Or change a diaper Even with my own kid if it was a disgustingly bad one the convo went like this: Aww mommys little geeby goo made a poopoo Runs to toilet GAG HYUK OMG MMMMPH AGGG Stay there mommy be right back!! Dont even get me started on what happened when the kid threw up Lets just say by the time she was 7 she was either making it to toilet or cleaning it up herself because Mom was too busy in ...

I gave Goober a bath He is all sweet smelling I thought I would clean out his pen/beddie byes. Things found in Goobers Hidy hole -Potato -Remote control _Tuna can -3 squeakies ripped out of toys -Cough drops -A fork And you thought you were a hoarder

Just makes me laugh

Goober thinks the day bed is his He also thinks He allows me to lay on it now and again depending on his mood The cat is just as bad This is me trying to take a nap I wonder what she is saying to him because he looks terrified I was so scared for him I couldn't get a nap in

Me: Did you send Grandma that Cat Link Her: I AM NOT CATHOLIC Her: Not that there is anything wrong with that. Me: No I asked her if she sent you that CAT LINK Me: Show her on your iphone Her: Wait I gotta find my glasses Me: They are on your head  HAHA Anywhooo...Here is the Cat LINK:

Pet me! No! Pet me! You would think, looking at this picture, that these pets get no loving or attention. In reality they are just jealous of each other and cant stand it if one is getting attention

Im working or trying too Goober is in the other room with one of his toys Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squeaky says Weee we Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Goober what do you have? Stop it Gooober comes in I dont have anything Why Goes in other room Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get up from working Dang it (*&* you are driving me crazy. But I was sitting on it It sounded far away because, my fat arse was muffling it and evidently im so fat I dont even notice sitting on such things anymore Sorry Goober My Bad

  I posted this picture before showing you how we are hunkered down for the winter But you can see my two pets, Goober and Beuhla get along very well. They are very close. She likes to lick his head  He likes to lick her um....other end. Since we got him as a puppy and she has always been friendly to other animals they are almost like siblings. Ok bear with me I am going to go off topic but it does all tie in  When Goober was a puppy, he was very easy to house break He would always go peedies outside through the pet door. However he would poo in house for quite a bit longer I could never catch him in the act. I would not scold him of course just clean it up and throw it away He always watched me clean it up and we tried hard to catch him in act. To be honest i have never seen him poo, he doesnt like to do it when anyone is watching I can walk him two miles and he wont poo.(ok two blocks who am I kidding walk 2 miles) Such a modest dog. He started going right by the tra...

  I am freaking freezing. We decided if we arent working we are just going to stay in bed I have my new warm quilt to keep me cozy and of course these two also like to lay on top of me and keep me warm How are you all handling it.

I entered this contest http://www.everythinginvisible.com/ They are giving away 100 gift cards for pictures of the dirtiest windows. YAY So me being a big slob all I had to do was decide which filthy window in my house to take a picture of for submission. I chose this one, which I posted on my blog before. One because I already had the picture and two because Goober is all kinds of cute, I was hoping it would sway the judges. It worked I won Yay Goober and his piggy slobbery ways! Go enter everyone! It is an ongoing one every month.

When are my bed covers going to be dry?