He is ALL MINE Ladies

Me: Look at my tan!
Him: What is that on your elbow?
Me: That's a mole.
Him: I never noticed that before?
Me: Its always been there, bending, holding arm to look at mole.
Him: Did it get bigger?
Me: No!
Him: What's on your nails?
Him: Is that dirt under your nails?
Me: WTH NO!  That is aa nail design. I got my nails done.
Him: Oh it looked like dirt under your nails.
Me: This is why you never get any.
Him: I guess I am a dumb A#$#s
Me: Yes you are.
Him But I am all yours
Me: Yes you are my dumb A$$

YAY me!

PS here is a pic of my nails


I think they look nice but what would a dumb man know anyway about nails

Comments

  1. AnonymousMay 21, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    hahaha you gotta love them , men ,hehe they are so funny hes all your baby. you are soo lucky

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  2. mandatorybloghereMay 21, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    I know i really am lol

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  3. LisaMay 21, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    Love your nails! Makes me want to get mine done!! :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. mandatorybloghereMay 21, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    Thanks lisa I like them too the silly man

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