Best in Show


I miss having a little one for Halloween
Being the conceited diva mom that I am, Halloween gave me a chance to show off my cleverness, imagination, and awesome crafting skills.

Unfortunately my little diva wanted to be whatever was freaking popular or girly that year.

Things like
A princess
A cheerleader
A Fairy
Disney princess of the year (Jasmine, Areil, Belle)

BORING!
But you have to make them happy right?

What is a creative genius like yours truly to do?

Thankfully her best friend was the youngest of four.
Her mom was tired and they all went as hobos each year.

The girls BFF would let me dress her as I pleased.
YAY!

I got to dress her as

An Awesome pirate( we just love Pirates of Caribbean that year)
A scary wolf ( went with riding hood and grandma costumes)
A computer bug
A crayon
A big baby

Another year, I got to dress my own mom up as an IPHONE
Sadly, it was for a contest at the bingo hall and all the oldies kept asking her if she was a calculator.


Such fun!

Sadly though this year I have no one to be my show piece.
:(


If I had a little one this year ,I would totally dress them as

Octomom (long black wig, big fat lips 8 babies)
Or
Ballon boy (I am thinking cardbord box with a thing of jiffy pop on their head)

If I was feelng real creative, I would make em up as that Im just a bill character from the school house rock songs. Put Public Healthcare on it and a Big FAT VETO

Sigh.....such talent wasted

How are you dressing your kids this year?

Comments

  1. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    As you well know, I don't have any one to dress up. Although, if I could, I would dress up a toddler (friends and family have some) as a ZOMBIE! What's not more cute than a baby zombie screaming, "BRAINS! BRAINS!"

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  2. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    "Another year, I got to dress my own mom up as an IPHONE
    Sadly, it was for a contest at the bingo hall and all the oldies kept asking her if she was a calculator."
    That made me bust out!!! I needed it so thank you!
    And my 17 daughter is going as a princess but I'm pretty sure that she would pass for a street walker. And my son is going as an army guy!

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  3. mandatorybloghereOctober 29, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    You are welcome for the laugh Sonya I was really sad they didnt get my vision too but it was funny
    Arent the girl costumes so slutty
    I dont get that at all!

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  4. Christie FarrarOctober 30, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Hmm. I was going to go as Princess Peach from Mario, and Brian would have been Mario, but erm it was really expensive and not in my size. So forget that!

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