Are You Listening?

There are a lot of popular songs that i just love.
If you listen to the lyrics and take them out of context they are actually quite disturbing.
If not disturbing they do make me giggle.

examples below:

Can you name the popular songs I lifted them from


She tied you to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne, she cut your hair

I love your pants around your feet
And I love the dirt that's on your knees

As a joke I sent a bottle of whiskey
As you choked you said it made you feel dirty...

You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

Now maybe
I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad
But I did it anyway

Dont they sound creepy on their own.
These are all love songs.

So funny.
What do you think do you know any of them?

Comments

  1. Rach xSeptember 13, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    im sorry im rubbish i dont know any of those, but i am in england so maybe they are american songs? reveal all friend!

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  2. mandatorybloghereSeptember 13, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    lol dont worry i will

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  3. Liz MaysSeptember 13, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    I am the absolute worst when it comes to lyrics. I have not even a hint of a clue.

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  4. Christie FarrarSeptember 13, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    The only one I dont know is the whiskey one, off the top of my head. I'm having a hard time remembering who sung the "i can never be ignored" but I hear it in my head... lol

    The first one, is Hallelujah, by Rufus Wainwright
    Second is Figured You Out by Nickelback
    Third is... the one i dont know
    Fourth is sung by a woman...but I can't think of who or what it is, I know it made me feel awesome singing it though. I keep thinking its something by Garbage or Hole though.
    Fifth is Candlebox Far Away.

    I'm going to look up the other two now

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  5. Christie FarrarSeptember 13, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    HA! I knew it was Garbage! I had to look it up though. :(

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  6. mandatorybloghereSeptember 26, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    you are so good lol

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