What You Say Will Be Held Against You

Had a garage sale on Friday and Saturday.
I love people watching and interacting and lots of funny things happened
I will share my two fav with you dear internet.

Man:How much is this?
Me: Ten dollars
Man:Does it work
Me Yes of course
Man:This? and this does it work?
Me You bet
Man Will you take 15 for both of them
Me: Erm yes, that one is marked 10 the other 5 so that would be 15.
Man:Well .......shit......'


Me: So the girl got married
Neighbor: Yeah I heard thats so nice.
Me: He took our last name.
Neighbor: Really?
Me: Yeah, well he was a smith, it not like that hard to give up is it?
Customer: Hey I am a Smith.....
Me: See what I mean you cant turn around with out spitting on one.


LOL

Anyway, it was great fun and we made lots of money
I dont think I will be having one for a few years though.

Comments

  1. rachAugust 24, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    haha friend you are hilarious!

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  2. mandatorybloghereAugust 24, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    lol i am just glad she was there to prove my point hehe

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  3. Liz MaysAugust 24, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Those were cracking me up! That guy really said shit, LOL

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  4. mandatorybloghereAugust 24, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    lol Yes he did and we were all laughing
    People are so funny

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  5. AnonymousAugust 24, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    the guy making the deal said no wonder im alway broke lol gramma

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  6. mandatorybloghereAugust 24, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    oh yah i forgot about that he did say that
    so funny

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  7. A.MarieAugust 24, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    WOO-HOO! Great Post! :)

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  8. mandatorybloghereAugust 24, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    Thanks a lot guys
    I enjoy finding humor everywhere and sharing it with my internet friends
    hugs to you all

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  9. *~Dani~*August 25, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    Those are too funny! Garage sales do bring out an interesting crowd.

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