Saturday, December 31, 2011

Argh

Stress level is off the charts
The daughter went in to hospital on Thursday to have them induce labor
They sent her home today
She obviously isnt ready, poor kid
They sent her home and told her they will try again Wednesday if she hasnt gone into labor by then
Poor kids
How stressful
Here is hoping it starts soon and goes well (
I will keep you updated

Friday, December 23, 2011

Its the Thought that Counts

Two years ago when I had lots of money I gave our mailman 50 bucks
The next year when I had some money I gave him 20 bucks
This year when I had no money I gave him this


We were unloading the car when he got it out of mail box, and I said Merry Christmas I am sorry we dont have any money this year

He smiled really big and said I Love Chocolate
It made me feel good
Something is better than nothing I guess
Merry Christmas

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Shopping

We have no money for christmas lol
So Mom said we should use her Kohls card and shop there
YAY so we went to the city
She forgot her purse 
So um no card no money
No worries 
We went back a week later 
She brought her card
Thing is was so crowded half the crap I bought was wrong color or size
I got all stressed out or confused or my ADD kicked in not sure
Anywhoooo back to Kohls 
We will try again 

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Christmas is coming!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Don't you Trust me?

Him: I will eat my McRib later
ME: OK
Him: So dont eat it
ME I would never do that
ME: I would never eat someone elses sandwich
Him: Really, arches eyebrow
ME: I mean i would never eat your mcrib after you told me not too.
Him: I will just eat it now
ME Good plan

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Bad Dog

I have been dissing my dog Goober on my blog quite a bit lately
He really isnt a bad dog
You can check out this site to see bad dogs
Do it later and keep reading my blog
http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/
Or I could compare him to our first dog
Barny who was a dalmation



Barny was insane
My first warning was when we went to look at him and his dad was chained to a tree trying his best to break free so he could eat us, barking ferociously
Barny the puppy was trying to pin his mother down so he could nurse even though she was whining and trying to kick him away
His siblings were bounding over to us to cover us in kisses and cuddles
Never the less
We brought home Barny
He promptly came home and shit in the garage as we got out of car
It took us 8 months to house break him
He ate every single one of my high heel shoes and at the time I had like 35 pairs.
I had foolishly left him alone uncrated for 20 minutes
The first two years of his life I would be holding him down with my knees prying open his moouth and screaming DROP IT DROP IT
Barny thought his last name was SHUT UP
He would bark at anything
I once woke up from a nap and ran around the room beating him with a pillow to the horror of my 4 year old and her best friend
Yes I was napping while toddlers were in my care but hey The Little Mermaid was on and that's a 90 minute nap guarantee!
We took him to see my daughters preschool class and he humped the teacher and ate a bunch of gravel in the parking lot on the way out
He also ate tampons ....so many he would have them stuck in his bum with strings hanging out and guess who tended to those
Little puffs of white cotton would blow around when we mowed the dog run
He also ate a 6 foot jumping rope, a paper towel full of bacon, side note, Bounty really is strong that paper towel came out whole!
and he ate a book from the library titled
There are no Bad Dogs
We kept him through it all
He made Marley from Marley and me look like an amatuer
We lost him when he was 15
He was a bad dog
I really loved him lol

Monday, October 31, 2011

Are you Kidding ME

I have a 90 pound pure bred Golden Retriever
He is beautiful, majestic, lovable and I think he has lost his mind.
We moved Mom in and had to move the litter box
He pissed in it
Gallons of piss!
WTH
If you are a long term reader you may remember my post where he tried to take a crap in it
But seriously??
What dog does this?
LOL
I am soooo mad at him
Do you think he is jealous the cat gets to go inside
Do you think he is marking his territory?
Do you think he is just ohh............I dont know.......an ASSHOLE
I am kind of scared to google it I dont know what sort of images would pop up
Maybe this content will bring some awesome links from Big Brother and I will look then

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

What's UP?

Good lord I never blog anymore
What is up with that
Am I boring now?
I dont seem boring
I laugh all the time at my own jokes like I always have
So what is going on?
Hmmmm
Let's see..
Mom is all moved in
We took a whole week to move her
I moved tons of boxes
Furniture
Up and down stairs
Up all day unpacking packing hustling sweating moving
I lost exactly ZERO pounds
I am so fat ugh evidently I should stop eating along with exercise
What a rip off
I think she likes living with us
I like her here

Broke
Still broke gah it sucks
It wouldnt be so hard if I had not had those few years where money was no problem
Sigh those days

Pets
Sophie is growing up and isn't really a lap kitty like she was when she was a kitten
But when she does it means more I suppose
She tortures Goober to death but only because she loves him the most


Gamma news
The girl is preggy is due soon ...yay a boy
Gonna be a gamma soon woot

That is about it
Hope you are all doing well dear internet friends

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Back to Work

So I gave you my list of things we were suppose to do on our 9 glorious days off
Happy to say we did them ALL
YAY us
Sad to say
It took all 9 days
UGH at home vacations suck
No not really it was nice to be off and do things right and not rush
But now I am back to work and like totally forgot everything I am suppose to be an expert at being second level support
Oh well

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Vacation

I have been at my new job a year
Woot
You know what that means
VACATION
A whole week
We are taking an at home vacation this year
Because we are poor
LOL
Anyway here is a list of things we need to get done
Clean house
Move Mom in
Fix the gutters (because they are going to drop our home owners if we dont)
I wonder why it took them 8 years to notice the gutters had fallen down?
Oh well
I wonder where the Adams Family gets their insurance
Hmm
I will keep you posted on if and when we get any of those things done

Saturday, September 17, 2011

I'll Help

My mom is moving in with us
YAY
We decided since we are both stupid in debt if she moves she can save money and I can get rent woohoo!
So we are cleaning things out of my house to make room for her
While loading truck I fell off porch and did this..

It's not broken but I did tear a tendon or something
Same foot I put the toothpick in earlier this year
This is what it looks like now


Everyone at work said she pushed me off the porch because I was after her pension
LOL

Anyway needless to say since I am now all gimpified she is helping me more than I was helping her
Guess everyone else will have to help her move hehe

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Yay Sales

Going to be a Gamma soon
January
We went to a bunch of garage sales today and you cant believe the deals we got
We found
Bedding 5 $
Stroller  10$
Swing  5$
Bouncing Chair 6$
Diaper Bag 1$
Changing pads a whole bag 1$
Wipes Warmer 5$

Can you believe it
God Bless the USA

Monday, August 29, 2011

Love Goggles

Do you all know what love goggles are?
It is when you look at someone and love them they look beautiful

I have a friend who went through major weight loss surgery
She lost 150 pounds and is thrilled
She is dating
Going to meet ups in her city
Going to dances
Going on walks
Whatever
She is living life large
No pun intended
The thing that bothers me
Not about her
I am happy for her
She was really big so even after her wieght loss she has 50 pounds on me easy
We are the same height
She feels beautiful
I feel like a fat ass
wtf

It really is about how you feel about yourself isnt it?
I think we should all take a lesson from her
Lets get out there and love ourselves
Lets all put our love goggles on when we look in the mirror

Friday, August 26, 2011

True love

She loves him to pieces
He tolerates her
Poor Sophie
LOL


Tuesday, August 16, 2011

SELL SELL SELL

So I am broke again
Big suprise
Actually was a couple unexpected expenses this time
The daughter needed some money to make rent
It was that or let them move in
OMG here is some money!
Kid I kid I love my kids
They could move in if they had too we wouldnt mind.
That is what family is for right?
Then I got the cat declawed as she thinks its fun to scratch me and watch me bleed
I also got her spaded because I use to watch the Price is Right
What is it with prices now?
I am always under bidding and Drew Cary lost all that weight but his head is still huge?
Yet another reason I shouldnt lose too much weight
I dont want to look like a bobble head!
Anywho .....that cost a bit more then I thought it would so came up short
No worries I will sell my treasures
I went to sell my xbox and my Son in law said I could get more for it at Gamestop
Yay Cash and GO
Then I found out that the cord that came with it is some jacked up piece of crap that is slowly killing it
and they wont buy it
Bah
Even my treasures are crap
I didnt really want to sell it anyway
I LOVE IT
I dont care if no one will buy it I will keep it dammit!
So then I tried to sell my lap top for a measly 300 dollars and only got 200 for it
Gah I have nothing
boohoo
I bet my 600 dollar knee length 100 percent cashmere sweater left over from my glorified rich days wouldnt sell either
(clutches it crying)
Its probably not worth anything since the dumb cat scratched it up with her stupid claws when she decided it was nice to sleep on
Forget it I wont sell it
Ill wrap myself up in it and run old sitcoms through netflix on my piece of junk xbox  and sob
On another note
My new pool has turned a ominous cloudy colour
Maybe I will let it turn green
I'll plant some lilies in it and breed frogs
Can you sell frogs?
Maybe lick them?
Oh well
Chin up and all that
Lifes a bowl of cherries or pits,  a stale box of chocolates, lets have some mikes lemonade... oh whatever bite me
HAHA



Thursday, August 11, 2011

An Artist at work

Here is a video of my son in law doing his magic
isnt he awesome

ps he works for commissions
pss and very reasonable

Saturday, August 6, 2011

More Bacon Please

Gamma: I would like a bacon cheeseburger pizza
Hut: We dont really have those
Gamma: Well I dont know what I want
Hut: Well you can create your own so you can just order one
Gamma: I wouldnt know what to put on it
Hut: Well.......hamburger bacon cheese maybe
Gamma: Oh yah on a thin crust
Hut: ok
Gamma: And maybe EXTRA cheese
Hut: ok great that be there in 30 mins
Gamma OK

Gamma calls back
Hut Hi can I help you
Gamma Yes i ordered a bacon cheeseburger pizza but you didnt have any so I had to make one up and I forgot to put bacon on it so could you put bacon on it .....
Hut Who is this?
Gamma gives name
Hut ok We will add bacon

.......
Few minutes later phone rings
Hut: We are confused you already ordered bacon did you want double bacon
Gamma: No
Hut ok 30 minutes
Gamma Hey can I have onion on it
Hut Sure! red or white?
Gamma Oh hell I dont know just do what you want
Hangs up

Suprisingly it was very good

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Summer Fun

So right after my post stopping blogging and enjoying summer
I thought I would share my own summer fun
We bought one of those blow up pools
like this

It's not quite level so bit lop sided
Actually I went to sit down in the other day and misjudged my big urm size and sat on side
Water started gushing out
Luckily with my quick thinking I flipped over to my knees and saved the day
Gamma who was in the pool at time said I was chanting
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
She was no help
She was laughing so hard she got wrapped up in her swim noodles
These things

You see its so hot and we didnt put the pool up until July so all the stores are out of rafts
We discovered (clever me) that if you take three of these noodles you can almost float
one under head one under middle one under knees
Yes
Three years ago I was lounging around in Mexico
in a resort like this

Now I am floating on noodles in a blow up pool that may or may not collapse due to my arse size
Life IS really a journey
or a box of chocolates
or a bowl of cherries or pits or whatever......
oh and I got sunburnt

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Makes you think

I saw this over on post secret today
Makes you wonder
If your life is busy happy do we blog less
I read a lot of blogs and I think its true
its summer lets not delete our blogs but lets enjoy the warm days
orig image here 

I hope you are all having fun!

or maybe I am just not blogging as much because I am boring lol

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

I'm Huge

I think it happened
I am sick of being fat
although I did have hubby buy me a candy bar today
But tomoz
I think ill start my diet
I think you really have to be sick of being fat to go on a diet and lose weight
I did do 4 dances on dance central
so who knows
maybe this time I will do something about it
meh

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Say What

What did you have for lunch?
A big bacon classic
A big bag of plastic?
Yes yes I had a big bag of plastic for lunch
WTH?
I would have saved you some but it was so good I ate it all

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

My Youngest

My youngest

I met my youngest when she was four
Blond hair blue eyes a smile to adore
The neighbors girl across the way
Brought sunshine and laughter to us in every way
Always over our house which was just fine
Over time who could blame me for  pretending she was mine
Your second mom your second dad
The second child we wanted and never had
Two little girls raised together
A family of four then and forever
Family vacations summers in the pool
Shopping laughing playing the fool
Camping coasters and Tv shows
Driving lessons diva lessons shopping for clothes
You got married today and are moving away
Not suprising  we both cried and didn't know what to say
I'll tell you now we love our Kayla Nicole
I'll tell you on my blog so you will always know

Love
Mom and Dad F

Ps don't forget us

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Not Guilty

Cant say I am surprised
After OJ got off nothing surprises me
This case
The Jonbonet Ramsey case
It seems as soon as the media grabs hold of a case and brings national attention to it
they always get off
Its heartbreaking but I wish it was surprising.
Hopefully with all the attention the rest of her life will be miserable

Monday, July 4, 2011

4th of July

Happy 4th
I hope everyone got to enjoy their families and have some fun
Me?
I worked all weekend
but yay I am off tomoz
woohoo
Here is something to get you in the spirit

Saturday, June 25, 2011

No Lectures please

I am a smoker
So lets get all this out of way
Yes its bad for me
Yes its bad for those who love me
Yes I should quit
Yes it is gross
MM kay
I know that ok I am also fat you wanna lecture me on that too
That isnt what this post is about
Its about
OMG
We bought a cig roller
LOL
Cranking out our own cigs
You can buy tobacco filter cig tubes make a carton of cigs for like
9 bucks
Holy Crap
Thats like saving 35 a carton and since hubby smokes too and we go through say 3 a week
thats like oodles of money
What should I buy with my new found funds
Maybe alcohol and drugs
HAHA
I kid
kinda
Anyway no lectures please you will just make me want to smoke more and eat faster

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Say What?

I call this picture Sure why not?

Me: Do you want to grill these ribs or you want me to bake them
Him What
ME Do you want to grill these ribs or bake em
Him Do I want to play gorilla games?
ME Yes hon do you want to play gorilla games
ME After all it is Father's day
Him Yah I guess, I have never played it before
Me I am sure it will be fun

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Lazy


Yes this is what we plan on doing all day
Why do you ask?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Never mind

I work doing support for a well known device
I cant post it here so lets call it a widget 
Any whoooo I do whats called level 2 support
That is when the first support agent cant help you and they escalate you and you get a call back 
from an EXPERT
That would be me
EEK I know
Sometimes we can fix them sometimes they go up even higher
But we always call them back to try get more details do more troubleshooting and a lot of the time I can fix them
Sometimes I look at the ticket and KNOW I can fix them
I love those as I am all like Hi I am Tammy from Widget support and I understand you have a problem with blah 
If you just do this I think we can resolve it
I love those
But the other day I had one that went like this
ME Happy spew 
HIM Never mind
ME I am sorry are you still having the issue
HIM Yeah Never mind
ME I am pretty sure I can fix it if you just allow me to walk you through a couple things 
HIM Never mind my wife left me and took the widget with her.
ME........bust out laughing
HIM Laughs too (thankfully)
ME Did you want me to call her
HIM Laughing No..... No I don't

Sometimes I just love my job 

Thursday, June 2, 2011

No One Wants to Talk to YOU

So my mom went to CVS
and saw two women she use to work with
She hurried and ducked down another aisle 
Thinking I hope they didnt see me
But then she turned down the next aisle came right up on them and heard one say
God I hope she didnt see us
The other one said Yah I know
So my Mom did just what I would have done 
and said
HI HOW ARE YOU

hahaha 
so funny 

Friday, May 27, 2011

sophie

Monday, May 23, 2011

What have you been doing?

What have I been doing?
Working mainly
My daughter is pregnant so I have been stalking ebay for deals
I bought her 274 new born diapers for a stupid low price
I also found her a 299 breast pump that works for 55$ yah baby I sniped that deal
My mom found a garage sale and went to it before they opened to get a high chair real cheap
And her best friend my other daughter Kayla got us a deal on tons of clothes and a car seat for only  10 dollars
I got my new xbox so that addiction has been satisfied 
hmm lets see what else
oh I updated my facebook profile

I couldnt help myself makes me laugh
Wonder if it says much about me
We got a kitten
Sophie 
She is gorgous and full of P and Vinager
But very sweet


I promise to try and blog more faithful readers
at least twice a week
Look I even set a recurring event on my iphone
so now we know it is going to happen
Oh yah and I beat ANGRY BIRDS Woot
What  have you all been up too 

PS My daughter and her talanted husband are hosting a giveaway 

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

3 ROD

My used xbox died
3 rings of death they call it
Thats really a myth that is one and same error its just a general error when your xbox has a hardware failure
Kind of like the blue screen on a pc
Who knows what is wrong with it
The problem is it is out of warranty
so 119 for a fix or 159 for a new smaller harddrive one
So I bought a new one
and sad to say
I am like going nuts 
I watch Netflix, Hulu, Zune, play silly games evidently all the time
I am bored on my days off
Yes I know I could go somewhere
do something
But
The sun is still being held hostage somewhere and its raining all the time
Besides i am broke because I just bought a new xbox
HAHA

Friday, April 29, 2011

That's Why

They cut off all my hair and look like a fat old lady 
I was sad
But now 
There was a reason
Just found out I am going to be a Grandma

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Just Blog Already

I dont know what it is about blogging
If I dont have something I think the whole world will find HILARIOUS I dont bother
We have had rain here for a solid month
No sun
I am going bonkers
I got over my man cold but then hubby had it so it was the man flu 
Then mom had to one up me and get it but hers turned into pneumonia
I was working so hubby ran her to ER and now he goes around saying
I saved Gammas life!
Yes honey yes you did
She is on meds now though so hopefully she gets better
My daughter is going through major life stresses economically wise
I do my Scarlett thing Fiddle Dee Dee it be better think about it tomorrow
Work is going well I got a promotion and new duties and really like it
We are getting a new cat
She is like two weeks old now just waiting for her to be old enough to come home
Its a calico and the owner says its a boy but only one in 3000 calicos is a male
So I dont know 
I hope it is a boy
We are going to name it Gomer if it is
I dont know what we will name it if its female
Whats a good name for a girl cat that would go along with Goober?
Oh and I went in for a hair cut and colour
They cut it all off
It was down way past my shoulders now it doesnt even touch it
I hate it
Now I am just another fat woman with short stupid hair and highlights
So Cliche'
I get to hear how its CUTE
and makes me look Younger
UGH
If anything fun happens I will be sure to let you know



Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Signs of Overwork

I work too many hours 
Too many jobs 
Thankfully they are work at home
But the fall out of that is I dont drive my beautiful love of my life my Audi
My true love
In December she wouldnt start because she had sat so long
I havent gotten gas since October
LOL
Anywho I drove her today
She was out of gas
She was on E
I promised her that she could have premium gas
Even if it was 4.20 a gallon
But I barely put six gallons in and started clicking off
What the heck
The gas gauge must be broke
Oh no
I squeezed off as much as I could
But oh noooooo
The gas gauge doesnt work 
My poor baby
But then..........
I got in and noticed
I was looking at the temp.  gauge
I guess she was cold.
hahahahaha
I am such a dumb arse

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Man Flu

I am sick
I think I have the flu
But I never get sick
So I am being a big baby
I think I dont just have the flu I think I have the man flu
like this

Friday, April 1, 2011

St Jude

Thank you St Jude for interceding on my behalf and thank you for prayers answered :)

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

New Frontiers


I have always been conscious of the fashion world
Is this in style?
Does this fit right?
Are my shoes shiny or scuffed?
Do I have a run in my pantyhose?
That lady has a fake Gucci bag.
Who does she think she is fooling?
But working at home I am all do my pajamas match
Should I wear a bra?
So going out is a bit more challenging
I have to find real clothes
For the real world
Didn’t I use to have a lot of them?
Where did they go?
Oh right I grew out of them
Not that my taste has changed because I have matured but that I really grew out of them because my arse is bigger.
Anywho
Since I am getting old and going to doc more than before, either from me stepping on TOOTHPICKS or going with mom I have become fashionably aware of medical aids
She has a nice wheelchair
That’s a nice cane look you can sit on it
Wow look his cast it is blue
When I had to use crutches to go to doc after TOOTHPICK incident I was so proud of myself that I had a pair.
Thrown in storage for years
I am so thrifty
Look I didn’t throw these away
I knew I would need them
Until I was in docs and saw some kid with his shiny new ones, with blue arm pit foam thingys
I looked at mine and they were black
And cracked from age
And wth is that a cobweb on the handle?
I definitely am going to have to step up my game as I get older
But then again
With my mismatched jammies on
And my nasty old crutches in hand
The doc did say I have samples so you don’t have to get a script
It's rather expensive.
Maybe I am on to something.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Handy Man Part Three

I call this picture, Let's hope not!

I have mentioned how handy my man is
here.......
and here
.....
But that's neither here nor there.
Today's story is :
Our overhead light went out in the kitchen.
Acutally we have two.
I changed the first one when we first moved in our home.
It's really not hard as you would think, you just have to clip some wires together and ground it, couple screws.
Anywhooooo
I told hubby go get me a new one at Home Depot.
They had one like for 12 bucks!
Woot!
He is terrified of anything electrical.
My feeling is if it wasn't a do it yourself type project, they wouldnt sell it at Home Depot.
Right?
Yes I know they sell sewer pipes there along with roof shingles but my point still stands.
I can do it.
So Mom and I had this convo.

ME :I am going to replace that light today
HER: Is Dave going to help you
ME: He is going to hold the chair
HER: Oh I have that step ladder thingy over there
ME: Great I will use that
HER: What will Dave do then
ME: Tell me everything I am doing wrong
HER: YAY


Hahahaha so true so true

Gotta love working together.

Friday, March 25, 2011

All of US

And here it is!
The entire family in one photo that gamma has been moaning about for years
LOL













From left to right
Riley the dog
Amanda my Niece
Anthony my Nephew
Liz my future Sister in Law
My Brother Shane
Max the dog
My Son in law Brian
My Daughter Christy
My Mom carol
ME
Hubby Dave
Goober

PS If you are interested in having one done you can contact him here
The couple shots listed below were around 30$ I am not sure what he is charging for the large family
But you would have to send him a photo and fill out a short questionnaire so he can capture your "essence" as he has done us

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

More Family Pics


This is a picture of my brother and his lovely fiancée
Since he shuns all cameras and scowls if you hint at taking a candid shot, my son in law made this for me.
Isnt it cute?
He is so talented!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Goober Speak


When Hubby is home he likes to do Goober's voice
Goober says HI
HI Mommy!
What you doing mommy?
It's cute in an annoying way.

The other night he was doing this and said
Where you going Mom?
To the kitchen?

No Goober I have to pee

But your going through the kitchen?
Are you getting something to eat?
I know you eat a lot.
You getting something?

Whaaaaat?
I eat a lot?
You are acting like an asshole Goober!

I am sorry!
i didnt mean it!

I certainly hope not.

So I told my daughter what an asshole Goober/Hubby was being and she said
Why's he being all judgemental?
He is just jealous he doesnt have apposable thumbs
If he did his fat ass be in the fridge all day long.
??
They are all crazy
LOL

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Please

When you call customer support
And they ask you to do a survey
Or email you one
Complain all you want about the policy of company
But if your agent was nice
And she is just delivering a hard message
Make a note of that too...
Better yet you can ask to talk to a superverisor and tell them what an awesome agent you had
For us little people
Who have to sit through one on ones
With our boss and listen to how our surveys suck
Because we cant help the customer
Because we are not magical

Just saying!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

More Family Pics

This is my Mom
Better known as Gamma
Thats her kindle in her hand
We got her a decorative cover for it for Christmas
If you notice she has on a pair of glasses and also a pair on her head
Thats because she always puts on her spare pair when she cant find her reading glasses
hehe

Once again this is brought to you by my son in law
He does commission work in case you are interested

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Not Addicted Part Two

No spring here yet
No sweets in house
Have resorted to putting sugar on toast
No sugar in house
Argh
Wait wait
That stupid mason jar that I discussed here
It has sugar in it
Oh yes I did
LOL
No I am not addicted
Not at all

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Family Pics

I read lots of blogs
I love it when bloggers put pictures of their family up
So I thought I would do that
Since my family runs at the sight of a camara
Or they flip it off
Or hide behind hand
My son in law drew me some
hehe
Yes it looks just like us

Me Hubby and Goober

and here is the daughter and her artist hubby along with their dog Max

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Cookie Monster

Hubby and I went on a litte errand run together
We went to the ATM
Got Gas
Swung by CVS to pick up essentials
Milk, Diet Mountain Dew,and Beer
I meant essential to us not everyone haha
Anywho during the fray of grabbing our crap so he could hurry and get home and get a beer I snuck in a bag of Milano Cookies on the counter
The Cashier scanned and bagged them right away
I dont think he even noticed
She then rang up rest asked for his CVS card and ID
Why oh why do we have to have those dumb retail cards
Anywhooo
All is good and lady still has my cookies in the bag out of reach
everyone is grinning
Hubby has hands full waiting to bolt out door with his cargo
Lady grinning
and I had to go
ummmmm Could I have my cookies please
Oh your cookies!
You dont want to forget your cookies!
I was going to keep them
I love those kind of cookies!
Those are my favourite cookies.
Here you go.


God sometimes I hate people

Monday, February 21, 2011

Really?

Again?
Snow sleet Ice

Its driving me crazy!
I need to see some sunshine soon

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Shut up and Blog


Ive noticed something.
When something interesting happens to ME, my friends and family ask me if I am going to blog about it
And I am all like um no I am telling you about it now
You should blog about it
blink blink
Is this a new way to say shut up just write it down and I will read it later
Or maybe they like the way I blog things and find it amusing
Maybe the story is so freaking fantastic they think i should write it and share it with the WORLD
Oh no
Could it be my blog is boring and they are making suggestions
That would be a much better story then the crap you normally blog about.
Either way
Per request

The Toothpick

I stepped on a toothpick
Well really I lumbered my big arse down the stairs a toothpick was stuck on rug standing straight up and I impaled my foot on a toothpick
I promptly was all WTH and lots of cussing
Since half of it was sticking out of my foot I tried to pry it out with my hand
No go
Then I used tweezers
It was in there too deep wouldnt budge
I used my teeth
Amazing how flexible you are if you are desperate
Alas it all splintered off leaving half of it straight through my foot
I called the doc and they said oh it might come out on own soak it
But then my toes turned purple and there was a big knott on one of them
I couldnt bend my toes
Next day I went to doc and he had to numb my foot cut it and use plyers to get it out
Half the toothpick
It went all the way through my foot
Then he showed me the hole on my toe where it had tried to come through
So from the ball of foot up through foot and out of toe!
OMG

Sniff I had to get shots and stuff
and soak it and watch for infection
Antibiotics
Then the pain pills made me nauseous
I couldn't take them
Sniff poor me

Of course I blabbed on facebook
Video chatted
Gave lots of gory details
Told all my friends on msn

ping I cant walk
ping it went through my foot
ping my foot is this color
ping I am on crutches

Yes I am a big baby
I confess it


SO there
Its all blogged about and I will shut up about it now

YAY

PS I can bend my toes now woohoo

So back to your regulary scheduled boring shallow blog

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentines Day

Make your sweetie take you out to dinner

It will be fun lol

Thursday, February 10, 2011

I want

OMG
Seriously?
Dont you just want one for your own.
Article is here

Saturday, February 5, 2011

I am not Addicted

I love how I can convince myself that I have no vices
No addictions
These are all personal choices
Not because I have too
I enjoy smoking
It relaxes me
That works fine until you find yourself standing in the alley behind a non smoking building next to the dumpster in the pouring rain
Same thing on my Doc prescribed meds
I can take them or leave them
That is until I am out and have a mental melt down
Or swell up because I havent taken bp meds in three days
CHOICE
Its all my choice people
LOL
But last night..........
After being snowed in for 4 days
No sweets in house
Well anyway let me explain.....
My daughter made my SIL a decorative mason jar containing all the ingredients for choco chip cookies in it
The Choco chips were on the top which I promptly ate
Then I bought another bag and filled it up and ate those too
but then...........
Stranded today
inside
snowed in
no sweets.
I noticed some chips had fallen throughout the jar
So of course....
I strained them to get out the chips through the pasta strainer
I got half a handful
GO ME!
No I am not addicted
Not at all

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Snow

Been watching Radar a lot because we are in the middle of a blizzard warning
One of my friends posted this on face book
Which I promptly stole to share with you

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Deja Vu

I was going to post about how depressed I am with this winter weather
But I found the post I did around this time last year
And its all covered in that one....
So if you want to know how I am feeling
I refer you to this post

Ditto

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Kid at Heart

We have an xbox
The only multiplayer game I have that I enjoy is Castle Crashers
If my daughter wont take pity on me I go xbox live for a quick match
With other players
They are all like 8 or 9 years old
and a higher level than I am
They also think my name is tommy because of the font rather than tammy
I pretend i dont have a mic so they will keep playing with me and not think I am creepy
Sometimes they still wont play with me
LOL
Maybe I should just stick with farmville or something

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Handy Part 2

I have married a handy man
Of course my house
The gutters are falling down
I have a quilt nailed over my window because he hasn't gotten around to putting plastic up
That is neither here nor there
I also have a can in my kitchen cabinet  that if you move it the shelf will fall down
That's me being handy
Any whooo
I am getting off subject
I love the pediegg
Have you ladies seen this?

This is not a shameless plug
I do love it
The thing is I saw one the other day with a handle
I was moaning to hubby how I almost bought it but it was 20 bucks
He was all like why don't you just cross your legs?
Men
I said it is easier to reach with a handle.
Then he is all
 Don't you have one in the bathroom with a handle?
And I am all like
Yes,but it isnot a pedi egg it is just a file.
So a little later on.................
He comes in with this
With a big grin on his face.



Oh yes he did!
Believe it or not, it works quite well.
He is handy!
Don't you all be jealous now.
He is all mine.

P.S.Please note the decorative screw he used. He made sure to point that out to me.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

This is my life

LOL
I do a bit of customer support
and saw this the other day
omg
So funny

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Charmed life

I once posted on facebook how depressing it is to read everyone moan and whine on their status updates and encouraged them to try and have a positive outlook
One of my facebook friends promptly replied how not everyone has  A CHARMED LIFE LIKE I DO!
This caused a whole long comment thread on how my life does suck but I am not one to moan complain bitch cry or update facebook friends on every mediocre mundane difficulty as it happens.

My daughter said yes her life sucks she just has her head up her ARSE
HAHA

Maybe so
And I also fart rainbows

Thank goodness someone made a  cartoon of this wonderful action
I encourage you all to try it
I mean really
Doesnt that look like more fun ;)

Monday, January 3, 2011

12 Days of Christmas

On the 1st day  of Christmas my hubby said to me
I don’t have to work  for 12 days
Weeeeeeeeeee

On the  2nd day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I don’t have to work and spent all day watching TV

On the 3rd day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I don’t have to work
Axman marathon is on TV
I think that smell is me.

On the 4th day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I don’t have to work
 What do you mean do something
I am
I am watching TV

On the 5th day of Christmas my hubby said to me
What do you mean do something
I made myself breakfast
I will change that light bulb
Later…………..
I am watching TV

On the 6th , 7th,8th,9th and 10 day of Christmas
My hubby said to me
Why are you so cranky
What is that pill your taking
When did you start taking nerve pills
Are you ever going to go to the store?
Pick up some snacks for me!

On the 11th day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I cant believe I go back to work soon
Why is your eye twitching
Don’t you want to snuggle
Why are you yelling at me????????????????

On the 12th day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I cant believe it’s over
Why are you sobbing?
Can you believe it went by so fast?
OMG internet tell me is it just MEEEEE

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Years

For a list of my new years resolutions
see last year
or the year before
or the one before that
You get the idea..............
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