Friday, April 23, 2010

Diva takes a Dive

I was at me fav hangout of late
Walmart
Who can diss Walmart?
They have everything!
It's all so cheap too!
Instead of a the normal type Walmart cashier (I am not judging) they had a cute guy working it.
He was a big flirt too.
This guy had a definite MILF fetish going on
Thank you DEMI!
I was thoroughly enjoying myself and he seemed to be too.
The woman behind me was getting quite annoyed at how slow he was scanning my many purchases
I was secretly thrilled and happy I had done my hair make up nails and forgot to put my big wedding ring back on and dressed all trendy
I swear I didnt look a day over 35
DONT you judge me internet!

Anywhoo............
What fun.
But then
The stupid register asked him to compare signatures
I had to show him my ID
With the WORST PICTURE ever on it.
Big fat big hair triple chin picture
With my AGE on it
Ugh
I totally saw his face fall
so much for check out boy fantasies
Stupid whoever is in charge of the universe and their twisted sense of humor.

4 comments:

  1. awww hehe some times you just having to much fun lol, If he would have seen your car it wouldnt have mattered .

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  2. Awwww mannn... big bummer! It was fun while it lasted, right?

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  3. lol mine makes me look like myra hindley...im not sure if you know who she is but shes not a nice person!

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