Mom calls to wake me out of my 10 hour slumber
I am stuck in the alley
No My alley
I call her back,
Ok let me get dressed
I throw on a pair of heavy jeans that I cant zip up over my fat gut
Throw on a long sweater to cover open zipper
Put hubby's hoody on and stumble down my alley to get to her alley
On the way I am thinking what the heck, how am I going to get her out?
I am out of breath walking over here.
She should have put some weight in her trunk
Open your trunk says I
Open the trunk I am going to sit in it
My massive weight gave her the traction to get it moving
Then we rocked it back and forth until she could back back in driveway and go out the other side of her paved parking lot
Being fat does come in handy