Tuesday, November 24, 2009

One of a Kind

I woke up last night with an itch
After scratching, thought I might as well get up and go to the bathroom.
When I sat down something really sharped poked me in the rear.
I jumped up and looked behind me.
It was one of my finger nails.
It must have came off when I was scratching my @rse and was hiding in my jammies.
I had to stop and wonder.
Do you think that has happened to anyone else?
Like ever?
Probably not.

9 comments:

  1. LOL so funny i bet they have some funny ones out there to top yours tho hehe come on internet tell us some stories

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  2. I should do a contest.
    I know one time I caught my arcrylic nails on fire too

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  3. maybe those fake nails not all that neat no wonder i keep mine short lol

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  4. Tammy

    Thanks you so much for the unexpected chuckle. I once went to take a shower and as I was undressing found a piece of brownie in my bra (must have been from eating it earlier in the day). What did I do with that piece of brownie? I ate it. I know disgusting. I tell you sugar is my "crack".

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  5. LOL dont get me started on sweets in the bra
    I once ate an M&M in front of some 20 something that was flirting with me. He was very horrified

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  6. im glad im not the only one who er saves food in her bra for later lol

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  7. I can totally relate to the food in the bra. Of course, the story regarding fake nails that I have to relate, isn't safe for work and is a bit on the squick side for some. But still really funny.

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  8. I am betting this happens to more people than you would think. As for the food in the bar or shirt or pants? Yep. Also ate it.

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