Her: Ack chest pains I'm going to doctor
Her: Never mind, they are gone now
Me: Go anyway
Her: No it’s stupid
Me: Ok but call them
Her: I called they said I should go to er
Me: Ack ok you want to go to E.R.
Me: Oh are you sure
Her: Yes it stupid I’m fine
Me: Ok but we can go it doesn’t matter you have insurance lets just go
Her: No I’m fine
Me: Want to go shopping
Her: Yay ok
Me: We can go to city
Her: Yay alright
Me: You ready to go
Her: Ack no I have chest pains
Me: Ok let’s go to E.R
Her: Ack yes omg it hurts I’m dying
Me: We are here no worries get a wheel chair
4.5 hours later
Me her in unison: Omg what is it doc give it to us straight
Him: You have indigestion
Her: I feel stupid
Me: Don’t feel stupid let’s drive home yay
Her: I’m hungry
Me: I need a flipping cig you got any money?
Me: YAY I have blog content
Just teasing internet.
We were both very relieved and always get your chest pains checked out but how funny.