My long term readers might notice I use that statement a lot.
A fork in the head.
Did you put a fork in his head?
He is lucky I didnt put a fork in his head.
Are you done? Should I put a fork in your head?
But where did this odd statement come from.
I will tell you.
When I was growing up I was around my Aunt's house a lot.
She had eight kids
All within 1 year of each other.
I was there a lot because once you have eight what does one more matter?
During dinner one evening, one of her evil spawn put a fork in her sister's arm because she went for her piece of chicken.
During screams and wails and blood and getting ready to go to the hospital my Aunt said calmly
At least she didnt stick it in your head.