Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Organise your Home and Get Cash

I dropped my purse face down and all the loose change fell on the floor.
While cursing and grunting to bend over and pick it up, it occurred to me that I have loose change everywhere
Any open freaking container, bag, pocket, jar, piece of furniture, or car has change in, on, or under it.

They need to be in one spot!
I will do that now!
I proceeded to plow through rooms, flipping cushions, rattling pockets, empty drawers, and shaking bags.
I ended up with two Tupperware bowls of loose change.

Wow

Feeling proud of myself for getting the coins chaos under control, I looked at the gleaming piles of cash as my payment.
I ran off to a coin for cash machine.
80 bucks!
Look how productive I am.

I deserved a treat.
Two stores, lunch, and one tanning session later I staggered home.
I threw the few coins left over from my windfall on the table, dropped my bags and gazed in horror at destruction in house.
It looked like a tornado had gone through here.
Cushions flipped drawers out, scattered containers, and coats all over with pockets askew.

This trying to get organized crap is really hard.

5 comments:

  1. LMAO wow 80 bucks.... dang... that's a lot to be in cushions and stuff. You must drop all your change all the time?

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  2. Hahaha organized your change but destroyed the rest of the house. That's funny! What did you buy?

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  3. oh another thing... you know the bank does it for free? yeah, so more bang for your buck you don't get charged 8% like you do at those machines.

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  4. good lord im not that poor yet lol

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  5. and lazy housewife i bought silly useless things for MEEEEEE weee walmart run !

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