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Hipster Dufus

Me:You forgot to do that! Him: Oh my bag Me: What? Him: I forgot. OK? Give me a break. Me: Did you just say my bag Him: Yeah my bag, my fault , as in sorry Me: It's not my bag. Him: What? Me: It's my BAD . Him: No it isnt. It's my bag. They say it at work all the time. Me: You say my bag at work? Him:Yes . Me: Do they laugh? Him: Ohhhhh yah usually they do. Me: That's because its my BAD not my bag. Him: Oh well....my bad. Me: Exactly. LOL

Mom Knows

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Her: What is that? Me: What? Her: There is something in the side of your chair, a sticker or something? Me: (looking) Oh no there isnt. Thats nothing. Her: Oh its nothing? What is it? HIM: It's probably a candy wrapper ME: FINE! Rips out candy wrapper,another,and yet another. ME: Fine!Fine! They are candy wrappers. Here look! There are lots of them. Fine I am weak! Weak I say! Him: I knew that is what it was Her: Sorry LOL I cant get away with anything How do they do that?

Touched by an Angel

This is such a hard time of the year for me. I posted a entry yesterday joking how I am down because I have no one to dress up for Halloween but that is only part of it. That is me joking my way out of a blue mood. I hate this time of year Its getting cold Another summer has come and gone and I didn’t get super fit like I said I would Daylight hours get shorter Fall taxes are due End of year taxes are going to be due soon. Christmas expenses are coming up. My birthday is coming up and I am going to be older There are so many things to get depressed over and whine about if I really wanted too. Normally I do get the blues this time of year. I don’t any more though. Because two years ago my friend lost her dear little boy to a tragic accident Read the story here. http://www.wftv.com/news/14504549/detail.html You can read a poem I wrote about witnessing her grief here. http://mandatorybloghere9.blogspot.com/2008/11/witness.html You can see his memorial here http://cayden.huels.muchloved.c

Best in Show

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I miss having a little one for Halloween Being the conceited diva mom that I am, Halloween gave me a chance to show off my cleverness, imagination, and awesome crafting skills. Unfortunately my little diva wanted to be whatever was freaking popular or girly that year. Things like A princess A cheerleader A Fairy Disney princess of the year (Jasmine, Areil, Belle) BORING! But you have to make them happy right? What is a creative genius like yours truly to do? Thankfully her best friend was the youngest of four. Her mom was tired and they all went as hobos each year. The girls BFF would let me dress her as I pleased. YAY! I got to dress her as An Awesome pirate( we just love Pirates of Caribbean that year) A scary wolf ( went with riding hood and grandma costumes) A computer bug A crayon A big baby Another year, I got to dress my own mom up as an IPHONE Sadly, it was for a contest at the bingo hall and all the oldies kept asking her if she was a calculator. Such fun! Sadly though this y

Reviews

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Housing Slump

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They say the housing slump is over in my adopted town. I am having trouble believing it. This cute home has been on the market for a while now with no bites. Look how lovely her landscaping is Its on a gorgous street. Nice and quiet, manicured lawns and well cared for homes. A great place to raise your kids. Such a puzzle why no one has made an offer yet. Unless, Its this house that is right next door. Does anyone even live there? This neglected yard that obviously has no love? Yes of course someone lives there! This is my house! I dont get why my neighbors are selling? I dont understand why people are not flocking to buy it and live next door to me. LOL Do you? Maybe I can talk hubby into just running over them with the riding mower this weekend. It couldn't hurt

All Work and No Play

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Makes Goober sad