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Sometimes you think you would like to lose weight to feel better. Sometimes you delude yourself into thinking a few pounds never hurt anyone. But you know you are fat when: You work up a sweat when doing your hair and make up All the tied bows of your shoes are on the side. (crossing legs to reach them) All your jeans have ripped belt loops (from using them to pull them up) You spend a half hour trying to find your fat jeans on your bloated days and realize you have them on. The belt loops are torn off them. You wonder if you can buy an antiperspirant for under your boobs You got excited hearing they make a cream that prevents skin damage from your thighs rubbing together You ask your skinny friend what she has in her pocket and realize it her hip bone You do the parade wave so your underarms dont jiggle as much People ask you if you lost weight because your face looks thinner. You would never dream of getting on a scale unless you were naked and went to toilet first. You wish you coul

Today's Tuesday isnt homes but more landscaping. I love what this lady did to her yard What a great place to live! Imagine growing up a child in this yard First you would have to fight your way through the wild jungle battling tigers and lions and bears, oh my. Then you would stumble upon this hidden path.......Lots of dragons to defeat along the way. Which leads to a magical gate, I am sure you have to know the secret word to pass through. After the long journey you would have to fight off the troll who lives under the bridge and then you could converse with the fairies until you dozed off in the afternoon sun. All until the Good Witch of the House called you in and told you it was time for dinner :) Fun!

Had a garage sale on Friday and Saturday. I love people watching and interacting and lots of funny things happened I will share my two fav with you dear internet. Man:How much is this? Me: Ten dollars Man:Does it work Me Yes of course Man:This? and this does it work? Me You bet Man Will you take 15 for both of them Me: Erm yes, that one is marked 10 the other 5 so that would be 15. Man:Well .......shit......' Me: So the girl got married Neighbor: Yeah I heard thats so nice. Me: He took our last name. Neighbor: Really? Me: Yeah, well he was a smith, it not like that hard to give up is it? Customer: Hey I am a Smith..... Me: See what I mean you cant turn around with out spitting on one. LOL Anyway, it was great fun and we made lots of money I dont think I will be having one for a few years though.

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This is our day bed This is where goober thinks he should lay with his toys No he isnt spoiled Not at all

Finally See I didnt forget you dear internet. I have been busy getting a yard sale around, but more on that later. This first picture is of the monster trees I mentioned before. Look how big and ominous they are ready to tumble down on our heads. I like them though This is the view from my side yard. This house here is right across from my bank on a busy street I dont know if I could keep up with a brick home Are they high maintenance? Do you have to do anything special? Doesnt the grout crumble away? This next one I like it as it looks like a huge old victorian but its right on the corner of a busy intersection. It has absolutely ZERO yard and I cant imagine getting out of the drive way. I wonder what it looked like when they built it originally Maybe it was a huge plot with monster trees all over. Finally this one just down the road from me. Another one that would make a great local haunted house Maybe its the iron fence I would love to grow old in this house and have like 20 cats. S

Do any of you read post secret? It's over here at www.postsecret.com. I never miss a week. I am secretly waiting for a secret to be posted that shocks me. I am not sure what that says about me or my life? That I am jaded, cynical, callous? What do you think? I am going with cynical, only because I like that word a lot. ;)