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I blog about my super hot car a lot. Yes I know It is boring. I just love her so much. I am afraid she hates me now though. First off moms car died last week. I took super hot diva car *gasp* grocery shopping As if that wasn’t bad enough I loaded her up with moms laundry and took her to the laundry mat. Now Hubbys truck is in the shop He has to drive her. To a factory!! I just know she is terrified in that parking lot with all those blue collar rugged vehicles. Hmm Or maybe she’s like me, and finds those blue collar types hard working rough men a turn on. Hmmm What a ho ! Back to the garage young lady! That’s all I am saying ;)

The sun took pity on me and forgave me for my adulterous ways with the tanning bed. The last two days have been in the 70s almost the 80s This means two things to yours truly 1. I can put the top down on my super hot car. 2. My winter wardrobe is useless now In order to do anything, to get out of the house, sole purpose being to drive my super hot car, I took my mother shopping. But what to wear? This one is too hot This one makes me look fat This one is too tight This one has a stain But this one, finally, perfection! Light blue Capri’s with a stylish pull over tee, big ole Jacky O sunglasses YAY I go to pick up mom Top down, sun beaming, teeth gleaming……..wth??? She has on the same freaking outfit basically White top blue Capri’s GAH We look ridiculous LOL but hey the woman does have good taste That’s all I am saying

According to You Tube and all the E books available for sale, it is easy to teach your dog how to loose leash walk. Basically, all you do is turn and go the other way when your dog pulls out in front of you. Like so: Dog runs forward Leash goes taut Dog turns around Sees beloved owners back Confusion sets in. Repeat as needed Dog decides to walk beside owner as he is so unpredictable Goobers session: Goober lunges forward Owner falls to knees Goober jumps on owners head Owner cusses Goober lunges forward Owner screams as shoulder pulls from socket. Owner cusses Turns around Goober runs around in circles tangling owners legs in leash Owner falls down Goober jumps on owners head Owner cusses Repeat until exhaustion sets in Wow all in 10 minutes too I cant wait for lesson two.

Can I issue a amber alert for the sun? Where is it? It's almost May for god sakes This isnt like Seattle or London! Is it on strike? What do I have to barter to get it to come back to work? Dear Sun, I miss you! I am not sure why you are avoiding me? Did you think I believed all that hype on skin cancer? Is it my adulterous affair with the tanning bed? I am sorry. It was just a fleeting fancy. I forgot the great times we had during the long winter months. I thought I would, you know, keep in practice while you were gone and I never said we were exclusive? Anywhooo, if you come back I swear things will be different I wont cower from you or hide my eyes or scream you are too bright when I emerge from my vampire cave. I promise not to complain of the heat. Hey how about I even plant some flowers? Yes I know it has been three years since I tended my landscaping, but weeds need love too. Some of them even have flowers on them. Dandilions I've heard make a good salad. I grew the best

Yay lets have another contest. This one the theme is horrid job What was the worst job you ever had and how did you quit/fire/escape Five chances to win Leave a comment with your story of above theme. Subscribe to me via feed on right. Follow me on google publicly Finally for two chance to win, link back to this post via your blog Email me when you have done them all and I will have a random drawing on April 30th at PST Good luck OHHHH and the prize will be a 50$ gift card to Wal-Mart WOOHOO!

I caved in and hooked up the Wii Fit After acting all nice and friendly it asked how tall I was Then seemingly innocent like asked for my birthdate Then it made ominous calculating noises and screamed in bright red letters that I was OBESE and have the fitness age of someone 12 years older than me. As if that isnt bad enough It made my Mii Fat and hunched over and trembly. Lastly it offered to password protect my stats assuming I would want to hide them in shame. Guess what Wii Fit Everyone already knows I am old and fat So the joke is on YOU. I still drive a hotter car than you! So There! Any way buy yours here: Believe it or not as obnoxious as it acts it was quite fun and I managed to do 20 minutes.

Gah, I hate food shopping I find that sort of odd since being the food shopper you are basically in control of everyones food for a week. Are we eating anything good? I dont know check with me, Store goddess to find out. Signs are favorable that there will be massive amounts of food this week because: Store goddess is going to the store while: She is hungry She is bored She just got paid Moms driving with her big ole car She is not taking a list Oh and did I say she is hungry? Woohoo! Bring it.