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The Farrar Side Podcast

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My daughter and I do a podcast where we discuss Zombies, Vampires, Dragons, and Witches. It is really funny because we wander off subject and get all of our facts wrong. Enjoy.

My Daughter and I try to convince each other our favorite Zombie Media is Best. Warning Strong Language.

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Stupid Arse

So I had a nice thanksgiving But in the excitement of making a  huge hallmark type meal I forgot??blew off ? daily BM So when I went Friday my arse blew up ! Out? I know people don't talk of such things  But oh my god Hemmorrhoids ! Wtf  How terrible 7 days of it Nothing helps  You can't walk or sit or sneeze or cough or bend over  A hot bath helps  But good luck getting in and out of tub  Good luck trying to pee when it feels like you got stick up ya I guess it's like sneezing with eyes open  Can't do it  Good luck trying work  Good luck not blowing your head off  Good luck trying to keep your family from hating you because all you do is bitch and whine  I know I'm a big baby Anywhoooo  I am better   And I am thankful for being able to sit   And bend over   Walk upright  And sneeze without sobbing afterwards   Yay   How was your holiday?

Gobble Gobble

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To get you in the mood.....

Perspective

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Next time I complain about Sophie and Goober annoying me I will watch this video

Fun Observations

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So Chicago was not near as stressful as I thought it would be It was a great hotel great view and the food was fantastic Training was way over my head of course but managed to make it through and I might have learned a thing or two Is it learned or learnt? I guess I will have to learn that too! I posted a view of our room. You can see we had a great room. Right in heart of things We could watch all the tourists and observe all the traffic. Things I discovered while there: I am horribly out of shape I walk too slow, city dwellers walk with a purpose dammit get out of the way Everyone dresses nicer than me Everyone has better hair than me Also All fat people use the same "I need to rest "tricks: Stopping to look at sites, (leaning on bridges, fences, standing staring up at skyline with hands on hips) Bending over to tie shoes Stopping to pretend to readjust bags etc. Stopping to take pics Good tricks fellow chubsters but once I noticed us all doing th...