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So I had a nice thanksgiving But in the excitement of making a  huge hallmark type meal I forgot??blew off ? daily BM So when I went Friday my arse blew up ! Out? I know people don't talk of such things  But oh my god Hemmorrhoids ! Wtf  How terrible 7 days of it Nothing helps  You can't walk or sit or sneeze or cough or bend over  A hot bath helps  But good luck getting in and out of tub  Good luck trying to pee when it feels like you got stick up ya I guess it's like sneezing with eyes open  Can't do it  Good luck trying work  Good luck not blowing your head off  Good luck trying to keep your family from hating you because all you do is bitch and whine  I know I'm a big baby Anywhoooo  I am better   And I am thankful for being able to sit   And bend over   Walk upright  And sneeze without sobbing afterwards   Yay   How was your holiday?

To get you in the mood.....

Next time I complain about Sophie and Goober annoying me I will watch this video

So Chicago was not near as stressful as I thought it would be It was a great hotel great view and the food was fantastic Training was way over my head of course but managed to make it through and I might have learned a thing or two Is it learned or learnt? I guess I will have to learn that too! I posted a view of our room. You can see we had a great room. Right in heart of things We could watch all the tourists and observe all the traffic. Things I discovered while there: I am horribly out of shape I walk too slow, city dwellers walk with a purpose dammit get out of the way Everyone dresses nicer than me Everyone has better hair than me Also All fat people use the same "I need to rest "tricks: Stopping to look at sites, (leaning on bridges, fences, standing staring up at skyline with hands on hips) Bending over to tie shoes Stopping to pretend to readjust bags etc. Stopping to take pics Good tricks fellow chubsters but once I noticed us all doing th...

My job is sending me to do training in Chicago 4 Days paid hotel 3 Days training We are taking the train Should be fun I even went shopping and bought outside clothes Well that's a lie My mom bought them for me Well that's a bigger lie she charged them for me Thanks Mom! I even tried on clothes that were too big and had to go down a size WIN! I am such a home body and venturing outside I am all EEEEEE what 50000 things can go wrong. Instead (Starting now) I am going to be all WEEEEEE Im going to Chicago I promise to blog about it when I get home

Another month and only one post I should let this blog die already But...I cant Even if I ignore it shamelessly, don't give it any attention, forget it is there...kind of like my friends and extended family. Hi Friends! Hi Family! I still love you thanks for not giving up on me Before the economic collapse, depression, recession, slow down what ever you want to call it I worked all the time because OMG all that money I also did a lot more things out side of the home because OMG lets spend all the money Now I am poor and work all the time and OMG I need money So what do I do I work I watch a lot of tv I work I babysit my grandson every other weekend (The whole weekend, well last week we packed his crabby ass up and took him home early but anyway, how awesome a Grandma am I?)*actually not that great if my mom wasn't here helping I couldn't do it. I cook and eat OMG do I eat Big fat ass I am starting myfitnesspal today.(www.myfitnesspal....

What's going on ........you never blog... Hmm Let's see Grandson I am loving being a Grandma He is adorable We watch him over weekends a lot Its amazing to watch him learn grow, did our kids grow that fast? I don't remember Work My job has changed so much in the last 6 months From phones to reporting to analytics to OMG I don't know what I am doing! Can I learn it? Turns out I can..... most times Job security though? I don't know. I have seen people smarter than I am, people that seem to work harder than I do ..get let go. Or maybe they didn't work harder or maybe they weren't smarter I don't know I really like what I am doing but... Its a yay another paycheck type thing because who knows how long that will last  Money I'm so broke.... so poor I hate it I miss casinos, shopping, traveling,  probably why I am broke Because as you can see that's what I did when I had money  Family...