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Him: I will eat my McRib later ME: OK Him: So dont eat it ME I would never do that ME: I would never eat someone elses sandwich Him: Really, arches eyebrow ME: I mean i would never eat your mcrib after you told me not too. Him: I will just eat it now ME Good plan

I have been dissing my dog Goober on my blog quite a bit lately He really isnt a bad dog You can check out this site to see bad dogs Do it later and keep reading my blog http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/ Or I could compare him to our first dog Barny who was a dalmation Barny was insane My first warning was when we went to look at him and his dad was chained to a tree trying his best to break free so he could eat us, barking ferociously Barny the puppy was trying to pin his mother down so he could nurse even though she was whining and trying to kick him away His siblings were bounding over to us to cover us in kisses and cuddles Never the less We brought home Barny He promptly came home and shit in the garage as we got out of car It took us 8 months to house break him He ate every single one of my high heel shoes and at the time I had like 35 pairs. I had foolishly left him alone uncrated for 20 minutes The first two years of his life I would be holding him down with ...

I have a 90 pound pure bred Golden Retriever He is beautiful, majestic, lovable and I think he has lost his mind. We moved Mom in and had to move the litter box He pissed in it Gallons of piss! WTH If you are a long term reader you may remember my post where he tried to take a crap in it But seriously?? What dog does this? LOL I am soooo mad at him Do you think he is jealous the cat gets to go inside Do you think he is marking his territory? Do you think he is just ohh............I dont know.......an ASSHOLE I am kind of scared to google it I dont know what sort of images would pop up Maybe this content will bring some awesome links from Big Brother and I will look then

Good lord I never blog anymore What is up with that Am I boring now? I dont seem boring I laugh all the time at my own jokes like I always have So what is going on? Hmmmm Let's see.. Mom is all moved in We took a whole week to move her I moved tons of boxes Furniture Up and down stairs Up all day unpacking packing hustling sweating moving I lost exactly ZERO pounds I am so fat ugh evidently I should stop eating along with exercise What a rip off I think she likes living with us I like her here Broke Still broke gah it sucks It wouldnt be so hard if I had not had those few years where money was no problem Sigh those days Pets Sophie is growing up and isn't really a lap kitty like she was when she was a kitten But when she does it means more I suppose She tortures Goober to death but only because she loves him the most Gamma news The girl is preggy is due soon ...yay a boy Gonna be a gamma soon woot That is about it Hope you are all ...

So I gave you my list of things we were suppose to do on our 9 glorious days off Happy to say we did them ALL YAY us Sad to say It took all 9 days UGH at home vacations suck No not really it was nice to be off and do things right and not rush But now I am back to work and like totally forgot everything I am suppose to be an expert at being second level support Oh well

I have been at my new job a year Woot You know what that means VACATION A whole week We are taking an at home vacation this year Because we are poor LOL Anyway here is a list of things we need to get done Clean house Move Mom in Fix the gutters (because they are going to drop our home owners if we dont) I wonder why it took them 8 years to notice the gutters had fallen down? Oh well I wonder where the Adams Family gets their insurance Hmm I will keep you posted on if and when we get any of those things done

My mom is moving in with us YAY We decided since we are both stupid in debt if she moves she can save money and I can get rent woohoo! So we are cleaning things out of my house to make room for her While loading truck I fell off porch and did this.. It's not broken but I did tear a tendon or something Same foot I put the toothpick in earlier this year This is what it looks like now Everyone at work said she pushed me off the porch because I was after her pension LOL Anyway needless to say since I am now all gimpified she is helping me more than I was helping her Guess everyone else will have to help her move hehe