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OMG So I got a kindle for Christmas Three month waiting period which um..... sucked But They shipped the Kindle 2 rather then the original Kindle ordered Cool Its awesome which I already blogged about here . Although Today I woke up and it was dead, wont reset wont do anything. Boooo Wait for it... I called customer support they just ship you out a new one that day with a box to return your old one. How freaking cool is that. Oh and you dont lose any of your content its all stored online and ready for download again WOW I swear I almost had a .....never mind ...family blog PS That link above is first thing I am buying with my new kindle

Let’s start something new here. Tasteless Tuesdays Basically it’s been on the net and on blog for awhile. People upload, write about, and link to things they have heard, seen, or read which they find tasteless. But it’s easy to make fun of others, right? Let’s take it a step further, shall we? I am going to take pictures, stories, tales of tasteless things I have! Because while I may have bad taste, at least I know it and find it part of my … Ummm.. Charm? Wit? Quirkiness? Style? Whatever….lets carry on? This week is this A chicken Made of wood On a rope On my side porch Above our gas grill Top that!

I blog about my super hot car a lot. Yes I know It is boring. I just love her so much. I am afraid she hates me now though. First off moms car died last week. I took super hot diva car *gasp* grocery shopping As if that wasn’t bad enough I loaded her up with moms laundry and took her to the laundry mat. Now Hubbys truck is in the shop He has to drive her. To a factory!! I just know she is terrified in that parking lot with all those blue collar rugged vehicles. Hmm Or maybe she’s like me, and finds those blue collar types hard working rough men a turn on. Hmmm What a ho ! Back to the garage young lady! That’s all I am saying ;)

The sun took pity on me and forgave me for my adulterous ways with the tanning bed. The last two days have been in the 70s almost the 80s This means two things to yours truly 1. I can put the top down on my super hot car. 2. My winter wardrobe is useless now In order to do anything, to get out of the house, sole purpose being to drive my super hot car, I took my mother shopping. But what to wear? This one is too hot This one makes me look fat This one is too tight This one has a stain But this one, finally, perfection! Light blue Capri’s with a stylish pull over tee, big ole Jacky O sunglasses YAY I go to pick up mom Top down, sun beaming, teeth gleaming……..wth??? She has on the same freaking outfit basically White top blue Capri’s GAH We look ridiculous LOL but hey the woman does have good taste That’s all I am saying

According to You Tube and all the E books available for sale, it is easy to teach your dog how to loose leash walk. Basically, all you do is turn and go the other way when your dog pulls out in front of you. Like so: Dog runs forward Leash goes taut Dog turns around Sees beloved owners back Confusion sets in. Repeat as needed Dog decides to walk beside owner as he is so unpredictable Goobers session: Goober lunges forward Owner falls to knees Goober jumps on owners head Owner cusses Goober lunges forward Owner screams as shoulder pulls from socket. Owner cusses Turns around Goober runs around in circles tangling owners legs in leash Owner falls down Goober jumps on owners head Owner cusses Repeat until exhaustion sets in Wow all in 10 minutes too I cant wait for lesson two.

Can I issue a amber alert for the sun? Where is it? It's almost May for god sakes This isnt like Seattle or London! Is it on strike? What do I have to barter to get it to come back to work? Dear Sun, I miss you! I am not sure why you are avoiding me? Did you think I believed all that hype on skin cancer? Is it my adulterous affair with the tanning bed? I am sorry. It was just a fleeting fancy. I forgot the great times we had during the long winter months. I thought I would, you know, keep in practice while you were gone and I never said we were exclusive? Anywhooo, if you come back I swear things will be different I wont cower from you or hide my eyes or scream you are too bright when I emerge from my vampire cave. I promise not to complain of the heat. Hey how about I even plant some flowers? Yes I know it has been three years since I tended my landscaping, but weeds need love too. Some of them even have flowers on them. Dandilions I've heard make a good salad. I grew the best...

Yay lets have another contest. This one the theme is horrid job What was the worst job you ever had and how did you quit/fire/escape Five chances to win Leave a comment with your story of above theme. Subscribe to me via feed on right. Follow me on google publicly Finally for two chance to win, link back to this post via your blog Email me when you have done them all and I will have a random drawing on April 30th at PST Good luck OHHHH and the prize will be a 50$ gift card to Wal-Mart WOOHOO!