Stupid Arse
So I had a nice thanksgiving But in the excitement of making a huge hallmark type meal I forgot??blew off ? daily BM So when I went Friday my arse blew up ! Out? I know people don't talk of such things But oh my god Hemmorrhoids ! Wtf How terrible 7 days of it Nothing helps You can't walk or sit or sneeze or cough or bend over A hot bath helps But good luck getting in and out of tub Good luck trying to pee when it feels like you got stick up ya I guess it's like sneezing with eyes open Can't do it Good luck trying work Good luck not blowing your head off Good luck trying to keep your family from hating you because all you do is bitch and whine I know I'm a big baby Anywhoooo I am better And I am thankful for being able to sit And bend over Walk upright And sneeze without sobbing afterwards Yay How was your holiday?