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My Aunt who I have mentioned before here , has 8 kids Growing up, I spent loads of time over at her home. Being an only child for 11 years, I found the chaos of her household fun and exciting. She had me staying for weeks at a time along with any neighborhood kid who happened to bop in. Her house was loud, messy, and down right hilarious. Now she has gobs of grand kids and great grand kids. Yet she found the time to make me this.   Sewn by hand For me! Yes I broke down crying Who knew? This self proclaimed hard case diva broad has a softer side. Shhh don't tell anyone internet

Iphone Itouch I PAD! OMG I want!! Yes I know it is really just a ginormous jumbo itouch I dont care I want one of these too LOL What do you think dear internet, will you be in line with me?

Sunday's high was 55 degrees Today it got up to 22 degrees Seriously? Are you just messing with me now or what? Also had to share this following convo with Dear Hubby. The other night we are watching one of his stupid documentaries This one on Big Foot Is it real? Fake? Jury is still out!! ME: That is so fake, those footprints. Next time I am in the woods I am going to make a Big Foot print. Him: So that will be never? Him: When are you in the woods? Him Maybe if your plane crashed in the woods. ME: Shut up LOL

If you have been following my blog, you already know I have always thought of myself as a bit of a self made diva. But lately, since I have been working from home and dont venture out as much in the real world as I did before. I find I am loving  some very surprising things like: Elastic waist  pants Flannel Jammies Snuggy Bread maker Family Events Even worse is my wish list I am wanting some very odd things like A sharp knife A good skillet Showtime subscription back. Company over A good book. Ahh I feel a change a coming internet, and I kind of like the new me. PS I am still keeping the sports car

Where is the sun I am freezing I have cabin fever I am fat and miserable I barely function anymore I was going to go out last night to buy some candy thinking that would perk me up (yes I see the irony), looked in mirror and it hit me I havent even showered in I am not going to say how long. God these winter blues are kicking my Arse Anyone else?

When are my bed covers going to be dry?

It has been so cold out and with the heat running almost constantly,I have noticed my skin is dry. After much research, I bought this. It claims basically to be a do it yourself at home microdermblahwhatever just like they do in professional offices. Just like the stars! Although not quite as intense,you can do it twice a week and get the same results you would paying lots more. Yay Frugal me! After applying per packaged instructions,rinsing off and applying the firming night cream I sat down at my computer to work I could not believe how great my skin felt I couldnt keep my hands off it So smooth So soft So tingly Getting up for a break I glanced at myself in the mirror under the harsh bathroom light. My face is bright RED Like a freaking sunburn or a BLISTER so soft, smooth and tingly! OMG I look like Samantha did on Sex in the City after her Chemical peel LOL Man the crap we do to stay looking good. Not to worry internet it did go away in a few days...

The Year before last, we went on a wonderful cruise After the semi-formal dinner, we started drinking pretty heavy and ended up in the night club on the top deck It was filled with 20 somethings. We looked rather silly there but after a few drinks it didnt seem to matter as much. One of the songs they played was Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake Since my hubby refused to dance with me to that crap and I was feeling all sorts of Awesome Couger like, I got up on the floor alone. Pretty soon, this lovely twenty something young man joined in with me. Grinding Bumping Bouncing off my sexy back. But....(no pun intended) Wth That song is so long I was getting winded, out of breath,flushed, breathing hard and not the good way. After the song was over,FINALLY,I turned around patted him on the chest and said Thank you so much for dancing with me. Like a Grandma Like I wasnt just letting him dry hump me two minutes ago Thank you so much for dancing with me..........pat pat......

It's flipping cold out! Let me in woman! LOL He has a pet door off the enclosed porch and in the summer he can come and go as he pleases, but in the winter he tends to freak out the main door is shut. That is his slobber and scratches on the window. And no dear internet I dont leave him out there long at all, but I am bored today so I had to snap this picture before letting him in.

That it is a European bag not a purse

I am coming up dry on blog entries I could blog about what a great Christmas I had, but all my Christmas’s have been great. Rich or poor it is a magical time of year and I love everything about it. Some years I haven’t gotten in the spirit until the last minute, but come Christmas day I always feel blessed with my family and friends. I could list my New Year’s Resolutions but I will just refer you to last year’s or the years before or the year before, you get the idea. So yes very boring charmed life I know. Although, to be honest my life is not charmed, I just am one of those annoying optimistic types that never complain. What is the point anyway, besides to make others around you miserable too? If not miserable at least it makes people who really care about you worried and the ones that don’t really care and are just tolerating you bored, amused or appalled. So what do you think dear internet? Is this a good out look to have on life? I can say for me in my getting oh so ...