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I told you before about my Aunt Kate Here  when she made a beautiful quilt Here when she taught me how to be truly zen But I haven't told you about my Uncle Her partner while raising 8 screaming kids, frequent visits from her favorite niece(ME),and any other neighborhood kid who happen to tank a fancy to us all. Her other half was Uncle Norm For some reason to this day a lot of her kids call him Norm I don't remember how it got started but he didn't like it so it only made them call him Norm more often and I found it quite funny To me though he was always Uncle Norm Ok to be honest he was UNCKEE Norm Uncle Norm taught me many things I learned to cuss like a sailor when you are driving I learned comb overs never stay in place I learned grecian formula 1 doesnt work that well I learned that if you dont brush your teeth they will fall out but your 70 year old uncle would rather keep that last one left than let the dentist pull it. I learned you could paint

You might remember, I pay my mom to clean my house 3 days a week This makes me act kind of like , oh I dont know a big sloppy teen. Today she came over and convo went like this. Her: Are these clothes dirty Me: No I am selling them on ebay Her: Oh so you are going to ship them Me: No, no one bought them. Her: OH, So you threw this towel over them because? Me: No I had that towel on the window to block out the sun. Her..blink blink Me: The sun shine through the curtains I wanted a nap. Her: But why is it on the floor. Me: I didnt want hubby to know and ripped it off right before he got home. Her: What is wrong with you? Indeed dear internet What is wrong with me? :)

All the seasons are wrapping up with their finales You know you watch wayyy too much tv in the winter time when you are excited about the finales. But tonight is the Biggest Loser This one I am really excited about. I hope Ashley wins If she doesn't win I hope she gets all her weight off. She is so young and beautiful Being the mother of a young beautiful daughter myself my heart just melts for her. So is it sad I am excited about a television show? Ok ok lets be honest here. Television shows as in plural Yes I have become one of those women 18 months ago I didnt have time to watch tv 18 months ago working full time and at home business, I didn't have time for friends family or anything. Yes I have become one of those boring women now who has to plan to go to the store because it is such a BIG ORDEAL going out. I mean you have to get dressed and everything. Do your hair right? So you know it is a big deal I enjoy having company and I plan out meals to cook. Y

Me: Look at my tan! Him: What is that on your elbow? Me: That's a mole. Him: I never noticed that before? Me: Its always been there, bending, holding arm to look at mole. Him: Did it get bigger? Me: No! Him: What's on your nails? Him: Is that dirt under your nails? Me: WTH NO!  That is aa nail design. I got my nails done. Him: Oh it looked like dirt under your nails. Me: This is why you never get any. Him: I guess I am a dumb A#$#s Me: Yes you are. Him But I am all yours Me: Yes you are my dumb A$$ YAY me! PS here is a pic of my nails I think they look nice but what would a dumb man know anyway about nails

Me: Did you send Grandma that Cat Link Her: I AM NOT CATHOLIC Her: Not that there is anything wrong with that. Me: No I asked her if she sent you that CAT LINK Me: Show her on your iphone Her: Wait I gotta find my glasses Me: They are on your head  HAHA Anywhooo...Here is the Cat LINK:

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My stupid laptop which I LOVE was broken The keyboard was stuck on OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as in oooo lady give me a break I am sooooo tired of you. Or maybe it was OOOOOOMG not you again Could have been GOOOOOOOO away I am so sick of you. I like to think its because I work so much my keyboards cant keep up with me I have had to replace very single keyboard on every laptop I have owned I am sure its because I am so productive and not because I type with big huge paws pounding out misspelled words in random grammatically incorrect sentences, all Neanderthal man like. Link? Where is Link? I dont know he is missing HA! But anyway I got it back today because my good friend was able to just install a new keyboard for me So Yah I am back baby! Did you miss me? PS he is very reasonable and clever so if you need puter help email me and I will hook you up.