Sunday, January 31, 2010

Softer Side

My Aunt who I have mentioned before here , has 8 kids
Growing up, I spent loads of time over at her home.
Being an only child for 11 years, I found the chaos of her household fun and exciting.
She had me staying for weeks at a time along with any neighborhood kid who happened to bop in.
Her house was loud, messy, and down right hilarious.
Now she has gobs of grand kids and great grand kids.
Yet she found the time to make me this.
 

Sewn by hand
For me!
Yes I broke down crying
Who knew?
This self proclaimed hard case diva broad has a softer side.
Shhh don't tell anyone internet

Thursday, January 28, 2010

I Want

Iphone
Itouch
I PAD!


OMG
I want!!
Yes I know it is really just a ginormous jumbo itouch
I dont care
I want one of these too



LOL

What do you think dear internet, will you be in line with me?




Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Are you Messing with ME?

Sunday's high was 55 degrees
Today it got up to 22 degrees
Seriously?
Are you just messing with me now or what?

Also had to share this following convo with Dear Hubby.
The other night we are watching one of his stupid documentaries
This one on Big Foot
Is it real? Fake? Jury is still out!!

ME: That is so fake, those footprints. Next time I am in the woods I am going to make a Big Foot print.
Him: So that will be never?
Him: When are you in the woods?
Him Maybe if your plane crashed in the woods.
ME: Shut up

LOL

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Suprise

If you have been following my blog, you already know I have always thought of myself as a bit of a self made diva.
But lately, since I have been working from home and dont venture out as much in the real world as I did before.
I find I am loving  some very surprising things
like:

Elastic waist  pants
Flannel Jammies
Snuggy
Bread maker
Family Events

Even worse is my wish list
I am wanting some very odd things
like

A sharp knife
A good skillet
Showtime subscription back.
Company over
A good book.

Ahh I feel a change a coming internet, and I kind of like the new me.
PS
I am still keeping the sports car

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

UGH

Where is the sun
I am freezing
I have cabin fever
I am fat and miserable
I barely function anymore
I was going to go out last night to buy some candy thinking that would perk me up (yes I see the irony), looked in mirror and it hit me I havent even showered in I am not going to say how long.
God these winter blues are kicking my Arse
Anyone else?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Goober Asks

When are my bed covers going to be dry?

Monday, January 11, 2010

Bright and Shiny

It has been so cold out and with the heat running almost constantly,I have noticed my skin is dry.
After much research, I bought this.




It claims basically to be a do it yourself at home microdermblahwhatever just like they do in professional offices.
Just like the stars!
Although not quite as intense,you can do it twice a week and get the same results you would paying lots more.
Yay Frugal me!
After applying per packaged instructions,rinsing off and applying the firming night cream I sat down at my computer to work
I could not believe how great my skin felt
I couldnt keep my hands off it
So smooth
So soft
So tingly

Getting up for a break I glanced at myself in the mirror under the harsh bathroom light.
My face is bright RED
Like a freaking sunburn
or a BLISTER

so soft, smooth and tingly!

OMG

I look like Samantha did on Sex in the City after her Chemical peel




LOL

Man the crap we do to stay looking good.
Not to worry internet it did go away in a few days.
My skin is a lot smoother and softer and no longer red
Now I am just all..Shiny

So funny

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Assisting the Elderly

The Year before last, we went on a wonderful cruise

After the semi-formal dinner, we started drinking pretty heavy and ended up in the night club on the top deck
It was filled with 20 somethings.
We looked rather silly there but after a few drinks it didnt seem to matter as much.
One of the songs they played was Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake




Since my hubby refused to dance with me to that crap and I was feeling all sorts of Awesome Couger like, I got up on the floor alone.
Pretty soon, this lovely twenty something young man joined in with me.
Grinding
Bumping
Bouncing off my sexy back.

But....(no pun intended)
Wth
That song is so long
I was getting winded, out of breath,flushed, breathing hard and not the good way.
After the song was over,FINALLY,I turned around patted him on the chest and said
Thank you so much for dancing with me.
Like a Grandma
Like I wasnt just letting him dry hump me two minutes ago
Thank you so much for dancing with me..........pat pat.........young man.

God I need My sexy back
Where did it go?

LOL

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Goober Says

It's flipping cold out!
Let me in woman!


LOL

He has a pet door off the enclosed porch and in the summer he can come and go as he pleases, but in the winter he tends to freak out the main door is shut.
That is his slobber and scratches on the window.
And no dear internet I dont leave him out there long at all, but I am bored today so I had to snap this picture before letting him in.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Goober Says

That it is a European bag not a purse


Monday, January 4, 2010

Empty Headed



I am coming up dry on blog entries
I could blog about what a great Christmas I had, but all my Christmas’s have been great.
Rich or poor it is a magical time of year and I love everything about it.
Some years I haven’t gotten in the spirit until the last minute, but come Christmas day I always feel blessed with my family and friends.
I could list my New Year’s Resolutions but I will just refer you to last year’s or the years before or the year before, you get the idea.
So yes very boring charmed life I know.
Although, to be honest my life is not charmed, I just am one of those annoying optimistic types that never complain.
What is the point anyway, besides to make others around you miserable too?
If not miserable at least it makes people who really care about you worried and the ones that don’t really care and are just tolerating you bored, amused or appalled.
So what do you think dear internet?
Is this a good out look to have on life?
I can say for me in my getting oh so old years, it has work well so far.
Should I make my New Years resolution to complain more?
I suppose I would have more blog entries.
Yeah I don’t think so either
LOL
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