Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Honey Don't List

I know there are a lot of wives who have Honey Do Lists
I had never heard of this phenomenon until I worked with a bunch of men
They would go on how they got some things off the honey do list done over the weekend.
I remember when I heard what it was, that it seemed silly
These are grown men why do they have to have their wives tell them what to do
I have never been one to nag or tell a grown man to fix things he knows are broken.
They all assured me that it helps, so I thought I would give it a go.
I put three things on a list
Simple things
Hubby was off work for a week for a week so three seemed a good start.
Convo below
Me: Did you do anything on that list
Him What list
Me The honey do list
Him what
Me Remember I wrote down three things you could do on your week off
Him Oh yah I buried that wire in yard
Me What wire
Him That one you said Goober dug up
Me That wasn’t even on the list.
Me You used your foot
Me You were holding a beer at the same time
Him Yah
Him So that’s done

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Goober is a Bed Hog

Yes that is me yammering snorkling cackling in the background

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Adventures in Typos

Adventures in Typos

On msn
Me: I bought Hubby a magnifying glass for his sock
Her  :What?
Me: You know a magnifying glass so he can see
Me: It's hard getting old cant see anymore
Me: He can use it in garage
Me: He has one in house but he always coming in to get it for garage so now he have one out there
Me: It's 5 x oh and it lights up
Her: Erm did you say you got him a magnifying glass for his “#$#”ock (rhymes with sock)
Me What? No his sock, his Christmas stocking

Monday, December 21, 2009

Nail Biting Experience

I am trying to be less high maintenance and Diva like to save money
I thought I would try and do my own nails.
I have gotten my nails done for years.
It doesnt look that hard.
Put some goop on, buff the heck out if it, paint it, easy peasy
Plus instead of wasting time at salon I could do it at my leisure at home.
I know!
I am so smart and thrifty.
Yay me!

So I bought this.

Thats a lovely start.
I still missed the airbrush designs on tips though.
So i bought these

And these
But these are boring after a while.
Plus when you put the goob on over top they fade you can barely see the design after all that buffing.
So I bought this.

Which of course is worthless without these

But ...
I found something out.
Doing nails is HARD!
If I let my ADD self do them I am constantly at them
Buffing,redoing, starting over, reapplying,painting, ruining brushes, losing nails in embarrassing places and at inconvenient times, making my cuticles bloody, and even forcing hubby to airbrush them for me.

When I think on it, I have decided I am really wasting my time.
Time in which I could be working and making money
So to save money and be all frugal
I made an appointment today to go here.

I think I can make a nice gift basket out of all the crap left over from these kits and save money on a gift too!
See what I mean?

Sunday, December 20, 2009

YAY Cookies

Me and Hubby made cookies last night
Was quite funny as we were quite drunk by the time we got to decorating part.
I wonder if you can tell?
Some of the gingerbread men look a little deranged
Oh well , it was fun and its the best thing to eat for breakfast when you are hungover

Friday, December 18, 2009

Simple Now

Great news.

If you are away from your puter and your bookmarks and readers but dying to read my blog, you can now just type in

and it will bring you here

I might even rename this blog header to Mandatory Blog

It just says it all doesn't it?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

A Major Award

I have been entering a lot of sweepstakes lately
So far I have won

A pair of skis
A samsung behold II cell phone
A Idrive portable usb back up drive.

Needless to say I have been stalking my mailbox, email, and my heart stops when the UPS or Fed Ex driver goes by.
I read the sweepstakes forums on peoples suprise wins.
Things will just show up on peoples porches.
Prizes they didnt even remembering entering.

Yesterday a suprise box showed up on my porch.
YAY a win!
Told dear hubby, look a win!
YAY a major award.
This is what it was.

OHHH Goober won a major award.

But wait, its not a award
Its a christmas pressy for goober from my florida friend

Goober says thanks

No he isnt spoiled
Not at all
No I am not full of myself expecting major awards every day
Not at all

Sunday, December 13, 2009

It's an F'd Up Life

We watch It’s a Wonderful Life every Christmas season.
Hubby watches because he thinks it sentimental and sweet.
I watch it because it is so messed up and twisted and can’t believe I am only one who seems to realize it.
I am going to assume you have seen the film and began my rant.

Yes, life would suck if George hadn’t been born but what if George had made a few different decisions
His brother would be alive because he would be there to save him still it happened when they were young.

The pharmacist wouldn’t have killed off some poor family in his drunken haze because George was still at home he hasn’t gone any where yet, no worries.

So let move on to George first dumb arse attack

He stays to work the family business to send his brother to college instead.
Ok that’s cool.
He could have turned it around if he had any sense and made enough money so they wouldn’t have to worry about Evil Rich Mr. Potter.
He could have fired his dumb stupid Uncle Billie or put him on phones rather than handling cash.

On to George and his next escape gone awry

Little brother gets married and his new wife doesn’t want to him to work in Bedford Falls
Too bad
That’s your problem little man
No one told him to marry the shrew anyway
Heck they didn’t even know her and besides that she knew what she was signing up for.
George should have said I am out of here.

Ok so let’s say he doesn’t
There is a run on the bank and his new wife gives their honey moon money away.
First off if George was any good he would already have cash equity built up in bank
Heck he was there what five years?
Not only does his new wife give away all their money she happens to save enough back to buy some crappy run down home and informs him on their first night together that she always wished they would be trapped there forever.

So what does George get out of living this life of self sacrifice?
What is his reward?
He doesn’t have to go to jail for something he didn’t do!


What a F'd up life.
George you should have grown a pair.


Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Goober says

It is time to go to bed already!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Time to Care

Last year I was working a full time office job along with putting 30 to 40 hours in my at home business.
I made gobs of money.
I also did this for the family Christmas Tree

I believe I plopped it on there exclaiming
Merry Flipping Christmas!

This year I dont work at the office any more
I put this tree up.
I got to look at each decoration and remember when it was acquired.
I even got a little weepy when I put the green macoroni ornoment made by the girl in daycare

Merry Christmas everyone!

PS Dont get me wrong, still miss the money and my New Years Resolution is to work more
But it is a nice tree

Thursday, December 3, 2009

New Love

My Girl just got married last May
They are so in love
She uploaded this picture onto Facebook.
Look it's two struedels
One has the arm around the other.
ME: How cute. One for each of you.
Her: No, I ate them both.
Her: But I sent him a picture.


That is my kid

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Time Warp

The hubby got a day off work this week
Tuesday to be exact
Weird I know
So on Monday night he is acting like it’s a Friday and keeps me up yammering till 1130
I am up at 4am so was you know kind of tired
Tueday night,I fall asleep at 9pm


You woke me up to ask me that?
P.Od at him
Get up and can’t sleep
At 11:30 (he is up at 430am) I holler at him

Ahh blessed revenge is sweet.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

From Gamma with Love

Gamma bought Goober a new toy
A lovely chicken
Click here to see Goober enjoy it

aww Gamma is so nice

He seems a little worried I might take it away though?
Who me?
Dont worry Goob your loud obnoxious chicken is safe.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

One of a Kind

I woke up last night with an itch
After scratching, thought I might as well get up and go to the bathroom.
When I sat down something really sharped poked me in the rear.
I jumped up and looked behind me.
It was one of my finger nails.
It must have came off when I was scratching my @rse and was hiding in my jammies.
I had to stop and wonder.
Do you think that has happened to anyone else?
Like ever?
Probably not.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Great Giveaway

You have got to enter this great give away
They are giving away a new phone every hour and a LCD screen every day
Look I entered twice and won!
its located here
Good luck

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Winner is ME!!

I left the house for like, oh I dont know, 10 minutes yesterday.
While I was out the mailman put in a notice of a certified letter in our box.
I am sure he had to be on the look out to be able to leave it whilst I was away.

Certified letters are never good news but it said the sender was OVERTONS
Who is that?
Do I owe them money?
Is it an Ebay purchase?
Why Certified?
It has to be important!
Stupid thing said I couldnt pick it up at post office for 3 more hours!
Hes probably not going to get done with his route till then and has to sit in his car waiting to miss other homeowners.

But then......
I remembered!
Last spring I entered hundreds of sweeps
You can find them on this forum

I did enter a contest for Overtons

They are located here.

First prize
15,000 dollars

So me being me and all optimistic
Pinged, Im'd Tweeted, facebooked, told every single person I know all about it.
We just had to wait three hours.
I wasted that time telling everyone and making a spreadsheet what to do with my winnings.

Long story short, Too late I know

I won a pair of waterskis
No cash option
No water anywhere near me
Not a water person of any sort unless its like you know the hot tub
Closest I get to watersports is trying not to drop my drink on way back from swim up bar.

Maybe I can sell them on Ebay

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Cure for Blues

Feeling blue?
Watch this
If you don't laugh then you are not human and you need to tell us how long you will be visiting our planet.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Upgrade in Humility

I was looking on eBay and the old Iphones are going for 299.00 for the 16 GB
I was all holy crap
I have one of those.
So I went to AT&T and the new Iphones are 99.00
It doesn’t take a genius to figure this one out
I sold my old 16 GB for a sweet 300 bucks.
I bought the new Iphone for 100 bucks
Bragged about it to everyone I know how I made 200 dollars
How clever I am
How crazy the world is
How nuts it is someone to buy something older when they could buy new for cheaper.
Twittered it.
Facebooked it.
Spent the profit on foolish things while waiting for my new super duper upgraded Iphone3GS
I assume the S is for super duper.
It came.
It’s not the S
It’s the old Iphone
The old iphone refurbished
It’s an 8 GB
I so totally downgraded for 200 bucks
What a loser

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I'd go with you But........

(windows classic screen saver)

I was working the other day and some stupid life time movie was on.
I couldn’t find the remote (meaning not in eyesight), so I left it on.
The ending was some passionate couple, separated by weird but noble circumstances, who in the end run away together to live happily ever after in paradise.
Sapping ending of course but yours truly is not heartless.
I thought how nice and romantic.
Then my mind wandered to wouldn’t that be nice to retire to paradise.
Being all ADD I soon started ticking off the reasons it would so suck for me.

My hair gets all bozo big in humidity
I would have to wear less clothing and my spanx would show
I sweat under my boobs
Since hitting my 40s I sweat in Wal-mart what would happen in tropics
My make up would slide down my face and my lover would see real me
Skinny women in skimpy clothes would be everywhere
I would have to wear sandals and I have never gotten a pedicure in my life.
I would have to shave and wax a lot more often

So I suppose I will just stay here in the frigid north and count my blessings

What do my southern readers think? Have you all overcome the irrational fears I listed.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Hipster Dufus

Me:You forgot to do that!
Him: Oh my bag
Me: What?
Him: I forgot. OK? Give me a break.
Me: Did you just say my bag
Him: Yeah my bag, my fault , as in sorry
Me: It's not my bag.
Him: What?
Me: It's my BAD .
Him: No it isnt. It's my bag. They say it at work all the time.
Me: You say my bag at work?
Him:Yes .
Me: Do they laugh?
Him: Ohhhhh yah usually they do.
Me: That's because its my BAD not my bag.
Him: Oh bad.
Me: Exactly.


Sunday, November 1, 2009

Mom Knows

Her: What is that?
Me: What?
Her: There is something in the side of your chair, a sticker or something?
Me: (looking) Oh no there isnt. Thats nothing.
Her: Oh its nothing? What is it?
HIM: It's probably a candy wrapper

Rips out candy wrapper,another,and yet another.

ME: Fine!Fine! They are candy wrappers. Here look!
There are lots of them.
Fine I am weak! Weak I say!

Him: I knew that is what it was
Her: Sorry


I cant get away with anything
How do they do that?

Friday, October 30, 2009

Touched by an Angel

This is such a hard time of the year for me.
I posted a entry yesterday joking how I am down because I have no one to dress up for Halloween but that is only part of it.
That is me joking my way out of a blue mood.

I hate this time of year
Its getting cold
Another summer has come and gone and I didn’t get super fit like I said I would
Daylight hours get shorter
Fall taxes are due
End of year taxes are going to be due soon.
Christmas expenses are coming up.
My birthday is coming up and I am going to be older
There are so many things to get depressed over and whine about if I really wanted too.
Normally I do get the blues this time of year.
I don’t any more though.

Because two years ago my friend lost her dear little boy to a tragic accident

Read the story here.

You can read a poem I wrote about witnessing her grief here.

You can see his memorial here

She will never be the same
Her efforts of trying to go on are heroic
She is amazing.

I dedicate this blog to her today and I encourage all my blog readers to hug their love ones

Don’t complain about the small things
Don’t complain how hard life is
I know I try very hard not to do that anymore.

I hope she knows how much her little angel touched my life.
I hope by me sharing her story, he touches your life too.

I hope my friend knows how much I admire her.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Best in Show

I miss having a little one for Halloween
Being the conceited diva mom that I am, Halloween gave me a chance to show off my cleverness, imagination, and awesome crafting skills.

Unfortunately my little diva wanted to be whatever was freaking popular or girly that year.

Things like
A princess
A cheerleader
A Fairy
Disney princess of the year (Jasmine, Areil, Belle)

But you have to make them happy right?

What is a creative genius like yours truly to do?

Thankfully her best friend was the youngest of four.
Her mom was tired and they all went as hobos each year.

The girls BFF would let me dress her as I pleased.

I got to dress her as

An Awesome pirate( we just love Pirates of Caribbean that year)
A scary wolf ( went with riding hood and grandma costumes)
A computer bug
A crayon
A big baby

Another year, I got to dress my own mom up as an IPHONE
Sadly, it was for a contest at the bingo hall and all the oldies kept asking her if she was a calculator.

Such fun!

Sadly though this year I have no one to be my show piece.

If I had a little one this year ,I would totally dress them as

Octomom (long black wig, big fat lips 8 babies)
Ballon boy (I am thinking cardbord box with a thing of jiffy pop on their head)

If I was feelng real creative, I would make em up as that Im just a bill character from the school house rock songs. Put Public Healthcare on it and a Big FAT VETO

Sigh.....such talent wasted

How are you dressing your kids this year?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


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Housing Slump

They say the housing slump is over in my adopted town.
I am having trouble believing it.
This cute home has been on the market for a while now with no bites.
Look how lovely her landscaping is

Its on a gorgous street.
Nice and quiet, manicured lawns and well cared for homes.
A great place to raise your kids.
Such a puzzle why no one has made an offer yet.

Unless, Its this house that is right next door.
Does anyone even live there?
This neglected yard that obviously has no love?

Yes of course someone lives there!
This is my house!
I dont get why my neighbors are selling?
I dont understand why people are not flocking to buy it and live next door to me.
Do you?

Maybe I can talk hubby into just running over them with the riding mower this weekend.
It couldn't hurt

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

All Work and No Play

Makes Goober sad

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Nanna Knew

When I introduced my sweet hubby to my grandparents 20 years ago, he was a bit horrified how they talked with one another.
They had been married almost 50 years at the time, and during dinner while Grandma was talking to my sweet love, Grandpa said loudly and rudely
"Push your glasses up!"
Grandma did, and carried on with her story without missing a beat.

When we were young newlyweds a new show was on fox called Married with Children.
A huge hit.
We didnt get it.
Why didnt Al want to make love to Peggy?
Why didnt she want to cook for the man who allowed her to stay at home with her kids.
Why didnt Peg want to cook for her kids or keep a nice home?

Well dear internet its is now almost 24 years later and I noticed over the weekend the hubby and I say things to each other on a daily basis we would not have dreamed of a two and half decades ago.

Things said this weekend by one or both of us listed below:

Stop picking.
You @sshole.
Could you turn that sh*t down?
What the h#ll did you do all day?
I cant eat this crap again.
I am not watching that.
Give me the remote
So do you want to have sex or not?
How is your boyfriend?
How is your girlfriend?

Ahh true love.

Grandma would be proud.


Saturday, October 24, 2009

Saturday Drive By

Something different today.
I filmed a quick drive by of my adopted town Mayberry

You can see all the lovely homes, how close they are packed together and all the huge trees I am always yammering about.

Its really windy so the sound quality is terrible
Let me know if you see a house you would like more pictures of and I will try and feature it on a
Tuesday around Town entry

Also, you get to hear me yammering in the back ground and yes I do sound that silly in real life.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Too Little Too Late

Last month I bought an Iphone Application called Bill Minder
It is Fantastic
Bill minder reminds you when your bills are due
Who to pay
How much
And total amount you still owe for the month at a glance

Just what I need.
Sadly when I charged it on my debit card.
It bounced
It was 99 cents
How funny.
Not to worry dear internet, its all been taken care of and I am on track to getting handle on my cash

PS here is link to them if you are interested.

Bill minder :

Monday, October 19, 2009

Tuesdays Around Town

Yes I know I havent done one in ages.
I would give elaborate excuses if I could, but I wont.

OK maybe I will whine just a little bit.

I have been trying to diet and work out and failing miserably.
I have been working lots trying to get out of debt and failing miserably
I have been trying to organise my house and time and failing miserably

So what the heck, I will put some pictures up of my beloved adopted town.

First off the canopy of trees on the streets. I love them in the Fall it looks like you could go down this street and get lost in some sort of wooded mythical maze. What is that one line this road goes yonder or something poetic like that.

This house is huge but look at the red tree right dead center.
I wonder if they planned it that way.
Either way I love how its green everywhere and that red hits you smack in the forehead

I think this house looks out of place it looks as if it should be in new england or something but its crammed between the other homes. It needs to be in Connecticut with a bed and breakfast sign out front. I just love what they did with the trim.

All of these were taken on the same street. To me it makes it seem even more surreal.

Why is this house not in Mexico or something?
Was it built this way or do you think some clever homeowner came up with it.
It's cool because.......its just so weird.

Hope you enjoyed!

Someone Must Care

I am so out of blog content.
I sit around in a stuper in my boring life and wonder why I bothered starting a blog and why anyone would bother reading it.
So desperate for inspiration, I bought this book

It is a great book. Like the title says bloggers have to refrain from blogging for the sake of blogging and not just list what we had for lunch.
Because that is boring.
Telling people what you did all day and had for lunch is mind numbing and silly.
Do people eat like I do?
I dont think so.
I had a bag of these for lunch.

After that, I ate a box of these.
Come on!
How can that be boring

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Goober's Reaction to Marley and Me

He's Like what? whats so bad about the way Marley is acting? I don't get it.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

In Case of an Emergency

Her: Ack chest pains I'm going to doctor
Me: OK
Her: Never mind, they are gone now
Me: Go anyway
Her: No it’s stupid
Me: Ok but call them
Her: I called they said I should go to er
Me: Ack ok you want to go to E.R.
Her: No
Me: Oh are you sure
Her: Yes it stupid I’m fine
Me: Ok but we can go it doesn’t matter you have insurance lets just go
Her: No I’m fine

Next day

Me: Want to go shopping
Her: Yay ok
Me: We can go to city
Her: Yay alright


Me: You ready to go
Her: Ack no I have chest pains
Me: Ok let’s go to E.R
Her: Ack yes omg it hurts I’m dying
Me: Ok
Me Vroooooooom
Me: We are here no worries get a wheel chair

4.5 hours later
No cigs
No food

Me her in unison: Omg what is it doc give it to us straight
Him: You have indigestion
Her: I feel stupid
Me: Don’t feel stupid let’s drive home yay
Her: I’m hungry
Me: I need a flipping cig you got any money?
Me: YAY I have blog content

Just teasing internet.
We were both very relieved and always get your chest pains checked out but how funny.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Poor Goober

Goober is a Golden Retriever.
They are prone to allergies and skin conditions
Sores from digging, allergies, ingrown hairs all sorts of take care of my luxiurious coat I am a beatiful golden type things.

He has been scratching his side a lot lately
I looked and he had a big sore on his side.
OH NO!!!!
I have been neglecting him
He is not getting the care he deserves.

After much research, I found out I could give him some antihistamine and I ordered some very special shampoo and salve to put on his tender hide.
Poor Goober.
I bought anti-itch sprays for him too.
The poor baby.
Today he was digging
I was trying to distract him with new toys
Dont dig goober.
Come here mommy will love on you.

But then, something fell to the floor.
What the #$#@?

Goober did not have some sore on his side caused by his baby like pure bred pedeigree my granddad won the west minster best in show sensitive golden retriever skin.

It was a wad of gum.
He had a wad of gum stuck on his fur against his skin.

He's better now.
I feel stupid.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Stupid Fat Mii on Wii

My Fat Arsed Mii

So I been faithfully working out every day
Like a lot!
I do the wii fit for 20 mins(aerobics) plus yoga
I do the bike for 10 as fast as I can pedal.
I end up drenched in sweat out of breath all hot and miserable
But that is fine because that is what you have to do right?
Two weeks I haven't lost one pound!
I am exactly the same.
Stupid working out is not enough
I am going to have to go on a stupid diet too
So stupid
Stupid diets
Stupid mii looks like a beach ball with legs
I may be fat but it all in my T and A LOL
so funny

Saturday, October 3, 2009

A Fork in the Head

My long term readers might notice I use that statement a lot.
A fork in the head.
Did you put a fork in his head?
He is lucky I didnt put a fork in his head.
Are you done? Should I put a fork in your head?
But where did this odd statement come from.

I will tell you.

When I was growing up I was around my Aunt's house a lot.
She had eight kids
Yes eight.
All within 1 year of each other.
I was there a lot because once you have eight what does one more matter?

During dinner one evening, one of her evil spawn put a fork in her sister's arm because she went for her piece of chicken.
During screams and wails and blood and getting ready to go to the hospital my Aunt said calmly

At least she didnt stick it in your head.

True zen

Friday, October 2, 2009

Politically Correct Hubby

Me: I am doing yoga
Him: I know I can tell you look great.
Me: I have only been doing it a week
Him: Yah but you have that glow you look fantastic.
Me: Anywhoo, this one position really really hurts my back.
Him: Show me
Me: Grunt pant twist ughh owwwww "Tadah"
Him: That is very good
Me: Yes doesn't that look like it hurts, wouldn't that hurt your back too?
Him: Yes it looks very painful when you do it
Me: What do you mean when I do it?
Him: I mean if I did it and was in the shape you are in, it would probably hurt.
Him: I mean I work out more than you do that's all
Him: You look great
Him: I bet lots of women couldn't do that
Me: You can shut up now
Him: ok
Him: Your hair is pretty
Me: Bite me

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Diva Days Gone By

It is no secret to my readers that I consider myself a Diva.
I am a lazy one though and I do most my shopping online and have often wondered how did Divas manage before the internet. What about before the TV shopper Channels or worst yet Malls, Walmart, or Strip Malls.

Here is your answer.
They had the Sears Catalog
It's massive and this one is a reproduction from 1897.

Buy yours here.

First I would outfit my baby in this sporty thing.
Do you imagine they parked them outside? Where would you put it? In the carriage house?

I could buy all the latest fashions
Sadly they only have eight pages of woman's clothes.
What would a clothes whore like me do?

I suppose since I wasnt wasting my time aimlessly surfing blogs or watching bad tv, I could learn how to sew and make my own magnificent creations on this wonderful device.

I would probably be too stressed out from all that work though and have to buy a whole bunch of these things, for my woman problems.

How fun!
Just think 100 years ago I would still manage to be fashionable, nervous, and broke.
Yay Diva history

Sunday, September 27, 2009

How to Blow a Diet

First work out a lot so you feel like you can cheat just a little.
Tell hubby yes you can go buy (stupid man purchase request) if you pick me up a candy bar too.
Discover frozen cookie dough in your freezer
Stop riding the stationary bike to eat a coney dog

And there you have it.
See pretty easy isn't it!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Must Dance Now

This baby looks like he just has to dance but he doesnt know why
So funny!

I see a future diva here!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Goober is Worried

I worked out this morning.
Goober looks at me the entire time as if aliens have invaded my body and he doesnt know what is wrong with me.
He cocks his head to the side and whines.
He is probably confused because of all the odd noises I am making.

Transcript below:

Wii Fit vs Me

WF: You're a little shaky
ME: Piss off
WF: Well done keep it up
ME: Gah ouch Hurry up
WF: Good job! Come back every day to improve. You get 1 fitness point!
ME: Geezo for #$%# SAKE! 1 point??
WF: Keep going you are half way there.
ME: Gasp pant ugh huff puff gah
Goober: whines
ME: Goober get out of here go lay down.
WF: You've unlocked a new strenth exercise
ME: Gasp ugh puff

Bike vs Me along with ipod

1 min: If you like it you shoulda put a ring on it
2 min: La la la la lah lah
3 min: Gasp huff puff ugh argh ring on it ugh
4 min: You're sex is on ....gasp ugh
5 min: huff gasp argh pant DESIRE

Honestly I dont know why he gets so upset or worried

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


The winner of the dating contest is



Thanks for entering and i will email you for details to send your awesome prize

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Yay We Won

The other day Mom and I had Subway for lunch.
As she was slurping on her giant diet coke I reminded her they had an ongoing contest on side of cup.
She tore off the tickets but couldn't read what was underneath.
We looked closer to no avail.
We even got out these, still no help.

Finally squinting, with glasses, holding it under a huge flashlight, we figured out the entry wasn't on the cup but on the tiny ticket we had torn off.
YAY it said we won
Too bad we smeared all the ink off in our old lady fumbling.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Yay another Contest

Time for another contest!
Because they are just so fun and I am bored.
Prize 25 $ walmart card.

To enter:

1 entry leave a comment telling us about your worst date ever.
2 entry follow me
3 entry follow me on twitter
4 and 5 entry back link to this contest.

I will draw and post a winner next Wednesday 23rd at 7pm eastern standard time.

Weeee lets go.
If you want some great laughs be sure to read the comments of entrants
They are very funny

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Tuesdays around Town

Wow, I am so impressing myself with this posting Tuesdays on time

This first house is on a crowded side street, I couldnt get a good picture because of the off street parking and if you look closely there is a big dog on the porch that didnt look that pleased to see me.

The owners have done a lot of work on it themselves and when I went back to get in my car I saw some guy up to his head in a big dirt pile on the side. I dont even want to know what he was doing.
Too much work for me.

This one, I like the landscaping and I get so turned around driving around town looking for houses to take pictures of and hindering traffic that this one may be a repeat. I am too lazy too look.

Finally, I was motivated enough after looking at all the landscaping to add something to my own yard. I think this bridge fits in nicely with all the weeds I am too lazy to pull. I might have to find a new home for the rusty dog though, he doesnt seem to fit in as well now.

Hope you like!
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