It's an F'd Up Life

We watch It’s a Wonderful Life every Christmas season.
Hubby watches because he thinks it sentimental and sweet.
I watch it because it is so messed up and twisted and can’t believe I am only one who seems to realize it.
I am going to assume you have seen the film and began my rant.

Yes, life would suck if George hadn’t been born but what if George had made a few different decisions
His brother would be alive because he would be there to save him still it happened when they were young.

The pharmacist wouldn’t have killed off some poor family in his drunken haze because George was still at home he hasn’t gone any where yet, no worries.

So let move on to George first dumb arse attack

He stays to work the family business to send his brother to college instead.
Ok that’s cool.
He could have turned it around if he had any sense and made enough money so they wouldn’t have to worry about Evil Rich Mr. Potter.
He could have fired his dumb stupid Uncle Billie or put him on phones rather than handling cash.

On to George and his next escape gone awry

Little brother gets married and his new wife doesn’t want to him to work in Bedford Falls
Too bad
That’s your problem little man
No one told him to marry the shrew anyway
Heck they didn’t even know her and besides that she knew what she was signing up for.
George should have said I am out of here.

Ok so let’s say he doesn’t
There is a run on the bank and his new wife gives their honey moon money away.
First off if George was any good he would already have cash equity built up in bank
Heck he was there what five years?
Not only does his new wife give away all their money she happens to save enough back to buy some crappy run down home and informs him on their first night together that she always wished they would be trapped there forever.
YIKES

So what does George get out of living this life of self sacrifice?
What is his reward?
He doesn’t have to go to jail for something he didn’t do!

Yikes

What a F'd up life.
George you should have grown a pair.

LOL

Goober says

It is time to go to bed already!

Time to Care

Last year I was working a full time office job along with putting 30 to 40 hours in my at home business.
I made gobs of money.
I also did this for the family Christmas Tree

I believe I plopped it on there exclaiming
Merry Flipping Christmas!

This year I dont work at the office any more
I put this tree up.
I got to look at each decoration and remember when it was acquired.
I even got a little weepy when I put the green macoroni ornoment made by the girl in daycare
Sniff

Merry Christmas everyone!

PS Dont get me wrong, still miss the money and my New Years Resolution is to work more
LOL
But it is a nice tree

New Love

My Girl just got married last May
They are so in love
She uploaded this picture onto Facebook.
Look it's two struedels
One has the arm around the other.
ME: How cute. One for each of you.
Her: No, I ate them both.
Her: But I sent him a picture.


LOL

That is my kid
Definately

Time Warp

The hubby got a day off work this week
Tuesday to be exact
Weird I know
So on Monday night he is acting like it’s a Friday and keeps me up yammering till 1130
I am up at 4am so was you know kind of tired
Tueday night,I fall asleep at 9pm
10pm he says DID YOU MESS WITH ALARM

Wth??

You woke me up to ask me that?
Fuming
P.Od at him
Get up and can’t sleep
At 11:30 (he is up at 430am) I holler at him
DID YOU FIX THE ALARM?????

Funny
Ahh blessed revenge is sweet.

From Gamma with Love

Gamma bought Goober a new toy
A lovely chicken
Click here to see Goober enjoy it


aww Gamma is so nice

He seems a little worried I might take it away though?
Who me?
Never.
Dont worry Goob your loud obnoxious chicken is safe.

One of a Kind

I woke up last night with an itch
After scratching, thought I might as well get up and go to the bathroom.
When I sat down something really sharped poked me in the rear.
I jumped up and looked behind me.
It was one of my finger nails.
It must have came off when I was scratching my @rse and was hiding in my jammies.
I had to stop and wonder.
Do you think that has happened to anyone else?
Like ever?
Probably not.