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More Iphone Love

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I love my iphone I got one when they first came out I listened to so many lectures on why I shouldnt buy one. Why it would fail. Why it was over priced I even nicknamed one co worker IPHONE HATER and that is who he is now and forever more But the people who seemed most offended by the Iphone are Blackberry owners I do not know why I think the Blackberry is awesome too. I just love my Iphone I have no hate for the Blackberry but this........... is hilarious see more funny videos

Repressed

Stop telling me what to do! This is what hubby said to me the other day Erm.... We have been married for 24 years You are just now saying this? After 24 years? HAHAHAHAHA Yeah I am going to change Well I did change a little Now I scream this out in any conversation possible. Dont forget to pick up cigs.. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO Oh yah.. This will be fun

Family Discussions Everyone Should Have

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The kids came over Saturday It was a fun visit I love it when they visit. They were showing me how to use an xbox But while they were showing me all the features I saw you could get movies on demand through Netflix So I was all like lets watch movies NOW No dont show me anymore features MOVIES NOW! Anyway we were watching Zombie land At one point I said If I ever get bit by a zombie would you....YES was the reply Yes we will shoot you in the head Don't worry Then I think they argued over who would get to do it I am not really sure because I was laughing too hard AWWWW  Family got to love them

F.U. Pay ME

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There is a scene in the movie Goodfellas that always makes me laugh Business is slow? F.U. Pay me Kids in college? F.U. Pay me. I dont remember it line for line but basically it is all Who cares Pay ME! But...... Did you know..... When bill collectors call If you hesitate.......... They start to negotiate Things like.... You can post date the check.... Then they say oh it cost such and such for the pay by check fee Hesitate again they waive it...... Hesitate some more they will waive the late fee.... hmm isnt that nice to know :)

YAY

Things are going well I am very happy today So really the only thing one can say is YAY what a great day Hope you are doing well too internet

Where is Gamma?

I call this picture  shameless affiliate link My mom got herself a kindle and instead of buying books I hooked her kindle up to my account so she can read my library I have like 185 books on mine I havent spent any time with her in a week Then when she did come over she had her kindle in her purse I caught her reading it while I was talking and being amusing. I got replies like MMM HMMMM Neat! Oh Really! Hmm if it wasnt so cool that my mom is all techy and has a ebook reader now, I would be offended. Anyway she loves it she likes it because its lightweight,and you can make the font HUGE! If you want to know what to buy your parents for xmas I would recommend getting them one They have really went down in price too

Eastdown and off key

This show on HBO called Eastbound and Down is about a baseball player who loses his game After being rich and famous he is back home living with his brother teaching PE at a school in his former home town. Poor, forgotten, but not down at least in his own mind. He is still convinced he will be back on top The only thing he has left from his glory days is his jet ski which he takes out when times get bad to get his head together. I do the same thing in my sports car Top down Music blaring I go fast down two lane country roads singing as loud as I can My mom called and my voice was so hoarse she thought I was crying LOL But no I am just doing my own Eastdown and out but I do mine louder and off key