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How did I not think of this I found this on this web page HERE But you know what How did I not think of this I already know you need to unwrap 10 kisses before you begin eating them lol

If you read my blog you know that I love my small adopted town When I was 17 and going into my senior year of high school my mom moved us from the city to this itty bitty town. Not the one I am in now but fairly close The first day of school a fire truck went by and the entire class ran to the window to see what was going on. I jaded city girl stayed seated and thought WTH and looked at the teacher up front But he wasnt up front He was at the window straining to look over the students and saying Does anyone see anything? They all turned around and there I sat alone and erm .....amused, horrified, flabbergasted, staring at them all in contempt. Now of course I get it. I like small towns But there is still a city girl in me that doesn't like everything country. Things like bugs, no mass transit, lack of sidewalks, stores closing on Sunday. Which brings me to this video Warning the man uses graphic language so if you are easily offended dont click it I think the laugh i

My girl collects ducks She thinks ducks are just so funny So I found these at a garage sale for 50 cents! What a bargain

My daughter was over the other day and reminded me of something that happened last summer I meant to blog about it at the time but forgot We were out one weekend hitting the garage sales and I thought I would show off my new iphone features I could use gps to find all the garage sales We wouldnt miss a one The only problem is I was not getting any signel but the dreaded E For those of you without AT&T that is the edge network It is so slowwwwwwwwwww Ridiculous slow. I am hanging out the window trying to get a good signel while mom is driving. Her: Which way Me: I dont know yet Her: I thought your handy dandy phone told us Me: I am on edge Her: Which way? Me: I dont know yet, I am on edge Her:You are on edge? Did you need a nerve pill Her: I got a nerve pill LOL....maybe it would help I dont know surely cant hurt

One 12 pack of Diet Mountain Dew for the daily consumption of one can each every morning for a happily married couple Day One - Pop on counter, Wife makes glass of ice, puts one in freezer for hubby who is up 30 mins later. Day Two - Still on counter, Hubby makes glass of ice puts one in freezer for wife up 30 mins later Day Three - Still on counter, Wife up first waits 30 mins dry mouth hears hubby making his ice begs for him to make her one too Day Four - Still on counter, Hubby up first makes his own ice yells at wife to put pop in fridge for the love of $%$% cant you put it in the fridge? Day Five- Still on counter, each makes their own glare at each other Day Six - Still on counter two empty ice cube trays in freezer Ahh True love Arent you jealous? hehe

We have this huge festival during labor day that comes to our town each year It draws celebraties at times not often and normally has been ones but still ....you know. A huge car auction Of course lots of things are going on in town also We normally make our escape and run away during the 3 days Silly tourists and all But this year since we couldnt really afford a luxurious vacation (If its not 4 star forget it, I will stay home work until I can afford one) I have however come up with a plan I think we are going to dress up like tourists Such as: Dumb visors Gawdy shirts Khakis Fanny Packs Camcorders around necks Maps in hand Say things like ....which way to the...............blah Just like be all dumb touristy in our own town We can take shuttle buses We can tell the local vendors how cute and quaint the town is We can ask for directions We can hit all the local attractions hundres of garage sales (ok maybe only 40 or 50 ) flea market craft show historical ho

Let do a quiz How well do you know me? While sitting 20 mins in pharmacy waiting for my ADD drugs I did what? a. Wiggled about annoyingly b. played doodle jump c. shopped in pharmacy and made stupid impulse purchases When I start my time of month I am normally a. super freaky emotional mess b. irrational c. surprised when it happens d all of the above My biggest love of my life is a. my car b. my dog c. my family d. we really dont want to know someones feelings will get hurt Who cleans my house a. my mom b. a cleaning team in hazard gear c. hubby d no one Why do I blog a because no one listens to me b because i am full of myself c boredom good luck and whoever gets them all right gets absolutely nothing! yay what fun lol