Mandatory Blog Here

Mom comes over to clean and says there is a dead bird on porch Yuck Stupid Cat The cat thinks she is a lion and likes to bring home dinner Usually she leaves it on the porch So I googled what to do and they said to put a bell on her collar So I did Then we went out in kitchen There is a beheaded rabbit on the counter Baby bunny to be exact she not a very big cat After screams and squeals I throw a bag over it pick it up to toss it and EWWWW The leg is detached Puke Hurl Gag Yes this is what I do when I have to pick up something disgusting Or clean out the cat box Or change a diaper Even with my own kid if it was a disgustingly bad one the convo went like this: Aww mommys little geeby goo made a poopoo Runs to toilet GAG HYUK OMG MMMMPH AGGG Stay there mommy be right back!! Dont even get me started on what happened when the kid threw up Lets just say by the time she was 7 she was either making it to toilet or cleaning it up herself because Mom was too busy in

I gave Goober a bath He is all sweet smelling I thought I would clean out his pen/beddie byes. Things found in Goobers Hidy hole -Potato -Remote control _Tuna can -3 squeakies ripped out of toys -Cough drops -A fork And you thought you were a hoarder

I have gotten a few inquiries Basically it boils down to Who the H#$ll are you ? Here I am Now you know ;)

My name is Tammy and I  am addicted to my Iphone I have been without it for over a week, two weeks, FOREVER and all I can say is OMG I had no idea how much I used it I was constantly reaching for my nonexistent phone to -Check facebook -Read email -Play words with friends -Look up random actors on imbd -Shazam songs i heard on radio/tv -Map garage sales -Play music in my car via radio transmitter -Check bank balances -Text -Take pictures of Goober -Take pictures of Goober and the cat -Look at lol cats -Read books on Kindle Oh yah and sometimes I call someone So now you all know and thank goodness I found a good used one on ebay I am back baby

Just makes me laugh

Sorry no updates I lost my iphone last week Very depressing as I love it soooooo much I am going to have to buy another :( I dont really have the money so I will have to try have a garage sale next week raise funds So sad though :( I hope you are all having a nice week 

Things Dads do Change diapers Take you to preschool Take you to your first day of school Watch Ren and Stimpy with you in jammies Dress up like Barny at your 6th bday party Take diva wife, you and your best friend camping and fishing Listen to them complain and moan and cry the entire weekend and still think it was fun Drive diva wife, you and your best friend on yearly vacations Listen to us yammer complain giggle and be generally annoying with no complaint Stop at every flea market, mall, silly attraction, ill timed rest stops along the way Teach you how to fish Teach you how to drive Teach you  how to change a tire Not beat the crap out of the boys you brought home Make up a silly pet names for you Love us all I am so jealous of you for having such a father. But I am really blessed with such a hubby Happy Fathers Day xx