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Stupid

Easter dinner was lovely But, whenever the family gets together we have to go on and tell the stories. Course we always laugh as it is quite comical I love my family They are all so funny and the best trait amongts them is we can laugh at ourselves It's a good thing because when my brother and I get together we always start in on my mom. This year she said we always laughed at her when she tried to discipline us. Her: I dont know why you always laughed it would make me so mad. Me: Thats because all you would do is yell, Stop looking stupid. Bro: No sometimes she would yell Stop being stupid. Me: Or tell you to Get your thumb out of your ARSE. Bro: She get mad if you laughed too. Me: I guess it made us look stupid. Bro: No I think it made her look stupid is why she got mad. Her: Oh dont be stupid. LOL Either way, she was hilarious. And yes I do on occasion, still look stupid.

Where is it?

I love my adopted town I have said it lots of times before on this blog I love how quaint and silly the lifers are that grew up here. I have lived all over and really feel at home in a city. I would never have conversations like I do here in my smallish community Convos like this: School paper arrives home for girl years ago in show choir. Time Date and location Location was: Meet behind the old jail. WTH? So I call the school Where is this? Behind the old jail. I dont know where the new jail is have you an address It is kitty korner to the Kruse building Are you serious? Yes you know the Kruse building! I didnt know you named your buildings silence......... Dont you have a street Addy It's the NW corner off Main So it's on Main? No the Kruse building is on Main Seriously?? I need a street addy or we wont be there. Hold on........... Finally some janitor got on and gave me an addy. But Isnt that just so cute?

Happy Easter

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Wish me Luck

I am off to the tax man

Spring means Rebirth

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Lovely spring Signs of life everywhere! But here, dear internet is the ultimate symbol of rebith My mother picked these up for me from her doctors office. Arent they lovely? Daffodils are the official flower of the American Cancer Society Be sure and buy some when you see them for sale. They gave these to her at her last Oncologist's appointment. They also said she is in remission. Everything is great and she could live to be 82 Rebirth indeed We are truly blessed Say a prayer of thanks with me friends and hug your loved ones or love your hugged ones Whatever makes you happy Life is great Enjoy!!

So Not Right

I type a lot at my at home job Like ...ALOT Anyway I have never had a problem with wrist pain or anything like that. I have kind of always thought the typists who did are lazy,sitting wrong, whiney, you get the picture. Yes I am obnoxious that way. Something wrong with you? YOU must be doing it wrong. Wouldn't I make a great friend? LOL No fear internet karma has bit me in the ARSE My left thumb is like useless My left hand can not have any pressure on it. If I do use it I fall to my knees and scream in pain(ok not really but I could oh yes I could!) I also couldn't open my own medicine bottle Who the heck makes those bottles? I couldn't open the Aspercreme either Is that a sick joke or what, shrink wrapping it and a stupid pull off tab Are you kidding me? Anyway what is really wrong What is so not RIGHT Is I evidently haul my big fat ARSE out of the tub mainly using my LEFT HAND Yes I was stuck in the tub Because my big fat above mentioned arse is too

Evidently

I downloaded scrabble for my iphone You can play other players on facebook or you can play the computer Evidently, I am stupid as I havent beat the computer once. Also I dont know the english language as well as I once thought I did I am too scared to play against strangers Anyone else a scrabble fan?