Mandatory Blog Here

When I introduced my sweet hubby to my grandparents 20 years ago, he was a bit horrified how they talked with one another. They had been married almost 50 years at the time, and during dinner while Grandma was talking to my sweet love, Grandpa said loudly and rudely "Push your glasses up!" Grandma did, and carried on with her story without missing a beat. When we were young newlyweds a new show was on fox called Married with Children. A huge hit. We didnt get it. Why didnt Al want to make love to Peggy? Why didnt she want to cook for the man who allowed her to stay at home with her kids. Why didnt Peg want to cook for her kids or keep a nice home? Well dear internet its is now almost 24 years later and I noticed over the weekend the hubby and I say things to each other on a daily basis we would not have dreamed of a two and half decades ago. Things said this weekend by one or both of us listed below: Stop picking. You @sshole. Could you turn that sh*t down? What the h#ll did

Something different today. I filmed a quick drive by of my adopted town Mayberry You can see all the lovely homes, how close they are packed together and all the huge trees I am always yammering about. Its really windy so the sound quality is terrible Let me know if you see a house you would like more pictures of and I will try and feature it on a Tuesday around Town entry Also, you get to hear me yammering in the back ground and yes I do sound that silly in real life.

Last month I bought an Iphone Application called Bill Minder It is Fantastic Bill minder reminds you when your bills are due Who to pay How much And total amount you still owe for the month at a glance YAY Just what I need. Sadly when I charged it on my debit card. It bounced It was 99 cents LOL How funny. Not to worry dear internet, its all been taken care of and I am on track to getting handle on my cash PS here is link to them if you are interested. Bill minder : http://return7.com/

Yes I know I havent done one in ages. I would give elaborate excuses if I could, but I wont. OK maybe I will whine just a little bit. I have been trying to diet and work out and failing miserably. I have been working lots trying to get out of debt and failing miserably I have been trying to organise my house and time and failing miserably So what the heck, I will put some pictures up of my beloved adopted town. First off the canopy of trees on the streets. I love them in the Fall it looks like you could go down this street and get lost in some sort of wooded mythical maze. What is that one line this road goes yonder or something poetic like that. This house is huge but look at the red tree right dead center. I wonder if they planned it that way. Either way I love how its green everywhere and that red hits you smack in the forehead I think this house looks out of place it looks as if it should be in new england or something but its crammed between the other homes. It needs to be in Con

I am so out of blog content. I sit around in a stuper in my boring life and wonder why I bothered starting a blog and why anyone would bother reading it. So desperate for inspiration, I bought this book It is a great book. Like the title says bloggers have to refrain from blogging for the sake of blogging and not just list what we had for lunch. Because that is boring. Telling people what you did all day and had for lunch is mind numbing and silly. But.......... Do people eat like I do? I dont think so. I had a bag of these for lunch. After that, I ate a box of these. Come on! How can that be boring LOL

He's Like what? whats so bad about the way Marley is acting? I don't get it.

Her: Ack chest pains I'm going to doctor Me: OK Her: Never mind, they are gone now Me: Go anyway Her: No it’s stupid Me: Ok but call them Her: I called they said I should go to er Me: Ack ok you want to go to E.R. Her: No Me: Oh are you sure Her: Yes it stupid I’m fine Me: Ok but we can go it doesn’t matter you have insurance lets just go Her: No I’m fine Next day Me: Want to go shopping Her: Yay ok Me: We can go to city Her: Yay alright Ring Me: You ready to go Her: Ack no I have chest pains Me: Ok let’s go to E.R Her: Ack yes omg it hurts I’m dying Me: Ok Me Vroooooooom Me: We are here no worries get a wheel chair 4.5 hours later No cigs No food Dizzy Me her in unison: Omg what is it doc give it to us straight Him: You have indigestion Us: YAY Her: I feel stupid Me: Don’t feel stupid let’s drive home yay Her: I’m hungry Me: I need a flipping cig you got any money? Her: BURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP Me: YAY I have blog content Just teasing internet. We were both very relieved and alway