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It is no secret to my readers that I consider myself a Diva. I am a lazy one though and I do most my shopping online and have often wondered how did Divas manage before the internet. What about before the TV shopper Channels or worst yet Malls, Walmart, or Strip Malls. Here is your answer. They had the Sears Catalog It's massive and this one is a reproduction from 1897. Buy yours here. First I would outfit my baby in this sporty thing. Do you imagine they parked them outside? Where would you put it? In the carriage house? I could buy all the latest fashions Sadly they only have eight pages of woman's clothes. Eight! What would a clothes whore like me do? I suppose since I wasnt wasting my time aimlessly surfing blogs or watching bad tv, I could learn how to sew and make my own magnificent creations on this wonderful device. I would probably be too stressed out from all that work though and have to buy a whole bunch of these things, for my woman problems. How fun! Just think 1

First work out a lot so you feel like you can cheat just a little. Tell hubby yes you can go buy (stupid man purchase request) if you pick me up a candy bar too. Discover frozen cookie dough in your freezer Stop riding the stationary bike to eat a coney dog And there you have it. See pretty easy isn't it!

This baby looks like he just has to dance but he doesnt know why So funny! I see a future diva here!

I worked out this morning. Goober looks at me the entire time as if aliens have invaded my body and he doesnt know what is wrong with me. He cocks his head to the side and whines. He is probably confused because of all the odd noises I am making. Transcript below: Wii Fit vs Me WF: You're a little shaky ME: Piss off WF: Well done keep it up ME: Gah ouch Hurry up WF: Good job! Come back every day to improve. You get 1 fitness point! ME: Geezo for #$%# SAKE! 1 point?? WF: Keep going you are half way there. ME: Gasp pant ugh huff puff gah Goober: whines ME: Goober get out of here go lay down. WF: You've unlocked a new strenth exercise ME: Gasp ugh puff Bike vs Me along with ipod 1 min: If you like it you shoulda put a ring on it 2 min: La la la la lah lah 3 min: Gasp huff puff ugh argh ring on it ugh 4 min: You're sex is on ....gasp ugh pant...fire 5 min: huff gasp argh pant DESIRE Honestly I dont know why he gets so upset or worried

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The other day Mom and I had Subway for lunch. As she was slurping on her giant diet coke I reminded her they had an ongoing contest on side of cup. She tore off the tickets but couldn't read what was underneath. We looked closer to no avail. We even got out these, still no help. Finally squinting, with glasses, holding it under a huge flashlight, we figured out the entry wasn't on the cup but on the tiny ticket we had torn off. YAY it said we won Too bad we smeared all the ink off in our old lady fumbling.

Time for another contest! Because they are just so fun and I am bored. Prize 25 $ walmart card. To enter: 1 entry leave a comment telling us about your worst date ever. 2 entry follow me 3 entry follow me on twitter 4 and 5 entry back link to this contest. I will draw and post a winner next Wednesday 23rd at 7pm eastern standard time. Weeee lets go. If you want some great laughs be sure to read the comments of entrants They are very funny