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I caved in and hooked up the Wii Fit After acting all nice and friendly it asked how tall I was Then seemingly innocent like asked for my birthdate Then it made ominous calculating noises and screamed in bright red letters that I was OBESE and have the fitness age of someone 12 years older than me. As if that isnt bad enough It made my Mii Fat and hunched over and trembly. Lastly it offered to password protect my stats assuming I would want to hide them in shame. Guess what Wii Fit Everyone already knows I am old and fat So the joke is on YOU. I still drive a hotter car than you! So There! Any way buy yours here: Believe it or not as obnoxious as it acts it was quite fun and I managed to do 20 minutes.

Gah, I hate food shopping I find that sort of odd since being the food shopper you are basically in control of everyones food for a week. Are we eating anything good? I dont know check with me, Store goddess to find out. Signs are favorable that there will be massive amounts of food this week because: Store goddess is going to the store while: She is hungry She is bored She just got paid Moms driving with her big ole car She is not taking a list Oh and did I say she is hungry? Woohoo! Bring it.

Recently a coworker quit. Blew up. Gone I am out of here losers! Which got me thinking. How I have left all my jobs in the past : Went out of business Discharged with honors Had a baby Left at lunch never came back Had my mother call tell them I quit Job eliminated Fired escorted out door( I put them on the *gasp* internet without permission) Mini mental break down How about you dear internet, tell me your stories how you left horrible jobs

I am not sure what this ferocious thing is but I am glad I have Goober to catch it

We have a lot of “family meals” we make. Meaning Mom made them. I make them The kid makes them. Informal meals with no name other than crap, slop, stuff, sh!t. As in : Hamburger Crap. Taco Slop Sausauge Stuff Tonights delight is Ham and Egg Sh!t. Delish! 6 eggs Some ham-cut up whatever you have is fine Some milk- I don’t know, so it kind of runny when your done, if its thick add more at end of preparation Some crackers crubled up. 3/4 a sleeve I suppose more or less Some shredded cheese, whatever half a bag or maybe 3/4s Some cut up onions and peppers to taste Bake at 350 about an hour or less Till its set and firm not burnt, whatever Enjoy

It needs to quit raining I mean for real The rain has reduced me to: Sleeping 10 to 11 hours a day Not getting dressed Watching the entire pirates triology Taking on a fake english accent Drinking rum Researching all of the characters on wikipedia Doing face book quizzes Impulse purchases on Kindle Evil evil one click buy it now Kindle Impulse purchases on Itunes Evil evil buy it now Itunes hook it up to your home theatre play it now itunes Tomorrow dear internet, I resolve to get up at a decent hour and stay up all day. After all tomorrow is another day....... Tell me you stay at home workers, moms ,dads, or whatever, how do you get out of these self imposed funks?

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