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Stress level is off the charts The daughter went in to hospital on Thursday to have them induce labor They sent her home today She obviously isnt ready, poor kid They sent her home and told her they will try again Wednesday if she hasnt gone into labor by then Poor kids How stressful Here is hoping it starts soon and goes well ( I will keep you updated

Two years ago when I had lots of money I gave our mailman 50 bucks The next year when I had some money I gave him 20 bucks This year when I had no money I gave him this We were unloading the car when he got it out of mail box, and I said Merry Christmas I am sorry we dont have any money this year He smiled really big and said I Love Chocolate It made me feel good Something is better than nothing I guess Merry Christmas

We have no money for christmas lol So Mom said we should use her Kohls card and shop there YAY so we went to the city She forgot her purse  So um no card no money No worries  We went back a week later  She brought her card Thing is was so crowded half the crap I bought was wrong color or size I got all stressed out or confused or my ADD kicked in not sure Anywhoooo back to Kohls  We will try again 

Him: I will eat my McRib later ME: OK Him: So dont eat it ME I would never do that ME: I would never eat someone elses sandwich Him: Really, arches eyebrow ME: I mean i would never eat your mcrib after you told me not too. Him: I will just eat it now ME Good plan

I have been dissing my dog Goober on my blog quite a bit lately He really isnt a bad dog You can check out this site to see bad dogs Do it later and keep reading my blog http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/ Or I could compare him to our first dog Barny who was a dalmation Barny was insane My first warning was when we went to look at him and his dad was chained to a tree trying his best to break free so he could eat us, barking ferociously Barny the puppy was trying to pin his mother down so he could nurse even though she was whining and trying to kick him away His siblings were bounding over to us to cover us in kisses and cuddles Never the less We brought home Barny He promptly came home and shit in the garage as we got out of car It took us 8 months to house break him He ate every single one of my high heel shoes and at the time I had like 35 pairs. I had foolishly left him alone uncrated for 20 minutes The first two years of his life I would be holding him down with ...

I have a 90 pound pure bred Golden Retriever He is beautiful, majestic, lovable and I think he has lost his mind. We moved Mom in and had to move the litter box He pissed in it Gallons of piss! WTH If you are a long term reader you may remember my post where he tried to take a crap in it But seriously?? What dog does this? LOL I am soooo mad at him Do you think he is jealous the cat gets to go inside Do you think he is marking his territory? Do you think he is just ohh............I dont know.......an ASSHOLE I am kind of scared to google it I dont know what sort of images would pop up Maybe this content will bring some awesome links from Big Brother and I will look then