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Never accuse my hubby of not being handy No wrapping paper? No scotch tape? No gift cards? NO Problem This is how my hubby wrapped my Christmas Present Empty Beer Carton Duct Tape Post it note What a handy man! I know you are all so jealous

In case you all wonder what sort of man I am married to. This video sums it up perfectly This is WHAT I MARRIED Not the man but that is the spirit exactly hehe by the way he agrees completely Training is going well After 24 years he is a little better.....just... a little

I havent mailed out Christmas Cards in years I also oddly enough havent gotten any in the last two years But I think this video kind of sums up my whole feelings on the card swapping tradition And no dear internet I am not a Scrooge. I actually like Christmas a lot I just like to have a laugh and dont take it all too seriously

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YAY ME Last year I thought I was turning 46 But I was only 45 So I got like a free year This year if anyone asks I tell them I am 56 Then they tell me how young I look AWESOME When that doesnt work anymore then I will know that I am old What a great plan.

Christmas The time to share give love blah blah Whats a mean diva like me to do? Never fear I have some things to share with you Ways to be your evil self while still being in Christmas mode My cousin and I had our babies about six months apart One year I gave her toddler play dough The next she gave mine finger paints Following year her bundle of joy received a gun with 27 annoyingly loud sounds My kid got GLITTER BARBIE My kid poured the tube of glitter in our bed Under the covers so we didnt notice until we got up the next day and I had stripper glitter on my Well you get the picture She won! I sure miss those days Go spread some Christmas cheer to your friends with toddlers for me! Fun times

This is so mean and yet so adorable Its funny because its just a video game you know in the scheme of things who cares? But awwww bless him ps its his older brother letting him play his xbox so its mean and funny and oh my siblings now you know why i only had one