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Sorry no updates I lost my iphone last week Very depressing as I love it soooooo much I am going to have to buy another :( I dont really have the money so I will have to try have a garage sale next week raise funds So sad though :( I hope you are all having a nice week 

Things Dads do Change diapers Take you to preschool Take you to your first day of school Watch Ren and Stimpy with you in jammies Dress up like Barny at your 6th bday party Take diva wife, you and your best friend camping and fishing Listen to them complain and moan and cry the entire weekend and still think it was fun Drive diva wife, you and your best friend on yearly vacations Listen to us yammer complain giggle and be generally annoying with no complaint Stop at every flea market, mall, silly attraction, ill timed rest stops along the way Teach you how to fish Teach you how to drive Teach you  how to change a tire Not beat the crap out of the boys you brought home Make up a silly pet names for you Love us all I am so jealous of you for having such a father. But I am really blessed with such a hubby Happy Fathers Day xx

I have a friend I met online We both are married Our hubbies act the same way ( Big babies) We have the exact same livingroom furniture They have one daughter They take their daughters best friend on vacations just like I did with my girls best friend. We are the same age We have the same kind of dog Her daughter even collects ducks like mine does We went on vacation together and were asked numerous times if we were sisters We have the same laugh.(think of chickens clucking) We ping each other on msn the exact second the other person sits down in front of puter We work the same schedules(stupid early) The other day I told her to put the cake down put it DOWN and she was all omg how did you know. Our moms have been married and divorced the same amount of times ( I wont say but its unusual) We both moved a lot as kids and went to same number of different schools. We were both slutty,wild,out of contro l,fun before we got married. We both spend way too much money It is c...

Ask hubby  if he will do it Tell him never mind you will do it Whine you cant find car stuff Whine you cant get hose hooked up Wash the tires first rather then last Put too much soap on it Do it all wrong Thank him for helping when he grabs sponge in disgust and does it himself Try to dry it with a bath towel Look confused as he screams out in horror and grabs the shammy Tell him he was right that looks much better Tell him you are tired working so hard does he mind cleaning up mess Thank him for his help

I have mentioned being adult ADD before somewhere in my blog I dont feel like linking it Ha go figure (its like details man no time for details) Anywho..... dinking around with my meds and off them for a few days This is not a good thing Before I was diagnosed I was always STRESSED OUT Stressed because the ADD mind has alot of things going through it. A lot of projects to complete. A lot of new projects wanting to be started and of course, all the silly annoying things to do with living. Things like oh I don't know cooking,cleaning,working,care giving,living anything that is a pain in the @ss. Long ago stress would boil over and I would lose it in the stupidest ways Usually screaming at some poor min wage worker, doctor, customer service rep, loved one, who ever was in the way. The bad thing about an Adult with ADD is there is no filter i n our brain We are also usually clever, articulate, and brutally honest. McD employee screws up your change, scream at manager t...

To do Nothing much going on to blog about My to do list is rather short and boring and just weird See below -Work -Let chin hair grow so I can wax it -Get cat louder bell so she quits bringing dead bird carcasses into house -Get the knot out of goobers butt hind quarter area -Get hubby to swap out window air conditionor because its squeaky -Wait for Sundays premeire of True blood -Find a new book to read -Pull weeds in flower bed to plant spring flowers, oh wait its June, hmm Summer flowers then Arent you all just like jealous of my life Ha