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I am off to the tax man

Lovely spring Signs of life everywhere! But here, dear internet is the ultimate symbol of rebith My mother picked these up for me from her doctors office. Arent they lovely? Daffodils are the official flower of the American Cancer Society Be sure and buy some when you see them for sale. They gave these to her at her last Oncologist's appointment. They also said she is in remission. Everything is great and she could live to be 82 Rebirth indeed We are truly blessed Say a prayer of thanks with me friends and hug your loved ones or love your hugged ones Whatever makes you happy Life is great Enjoy!!

I type a lot at my at home job Like ...ALOT Anyway I have never had a problem with wrist pain or anything like that. I have kind of always thought the typists who did are lazy,sitting wrong, whiney, you get the picture. Yes I am obnoxious that way. Something wrong with you? YOU must be doing it wrong. Wouldn't I make a great friend? LOL No fear internet karma has bit me in the ARSE My left thumb is like useless My left hand can not have any pressure on it. If I do use it I fall to my knees and scream in pain(ok not really but I could oh yes I could!) I also couldn't open my own medicine bottle Who the heck makes those bottles? I couldn't open the Aspercreme either Is that a sick joke or what, shrink wrapping it and a stupid pull off tab Are you kidding me? Anyway what is really wrong What is so not RIGHT Is I evidently haul my big fat ARSE out of the tub mainly using my LEFT HAND Yes I was stuck in the tub Because my big fat above mentioned arse is too...

I downloaded scrabble for my iphone You can play other players on facebook or you can play the computer Evidently, I am stupid as I havent beat the computer once. Also I dont know the english language as well as I once thought I did I am too scared to play against strangers Anyone else a scrabble fan?

How do I know? Lots of signs Buds on trees The Sun is out The temperature is warming up. But the main clue, the undeniable clue, is. I had to shave my legs because I am breaking out the capris YAY

Me: I am going to redecorate this summer Him: Oh cool Him: We need new carpet Him: Gutters Him: We should get siding, vinyl siding Him: But we would need to get new windows first. Him: If we get new windows we could get central air too as we wouldn't lose so much energy .....Blink, Blink....... Me: I don't know about that, I was thinking new curtains and you know, a throw pillow Him: Oh Him: That would be nice WTH Someone is ambitious and it isn't me dear internet

I was sitting in the Walmart parking lot yesterday with my handy dandy cool Iphone trying to look up the balance on my card. I had the Super Duper cool application for my card on it but couldnt get a wireless signal and it would only hook up to edge rather then the 3g FAST AS THE WIND connection Finally it loads and I keep typing in password wrong. God forbid it SAVES a password so I have to retype it with my big fat stupid sausage fingers on the virtual keyboard that tries to predict my word although it is a password so no such word exists! tap tap tap Is it this word ? No! Meh wrong try again load load load load tap tap tap This word? No WRONG! Try again! Argh what am I going to do I dont want to shop and have my card denied I am not sure of balance OMG if its denied I dont even have a back up card I should just go home No I am sure there is money on there I should just risk it Stupid Iphone What good is it if I cant get a good connection? So dear internet, ...