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IPhone Love Affair

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I freaking love my Iphone When it was new everyone was all like: It doesnt do this or that or blah or its expensive or ill wait for version 2 yadda yadda I even had one guy I worked with try vehemently to talk me out of buying one? All he accomplished was the nickname IPHONE HATER now and forever more. Why I liked it and was so excited is because I knew it is an itty bitty computer with a blank screen. Get it? It software driven! It will change ALL the TIME. EVERY DAY if you like Wipe it and start all over! Do you see now? So anywhooooo... I am a huge iphone application freak So dear internet, I feel that I would do you a grave injustice if i didnt gush all about my secret obsession(s) I therefore willtell you about the best applications I have found. By best I mean like BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD!! (at least this week ) Shazam Point it at a song playing on radio it identifies it! Google Earth Go superman around the world if you are stuck in a waiting room somewhere. Magic 8 Ball Dont li...

To Dont List

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Things on today's To Do List Call cable providor to sort internet connection Start tax return Sort closet Take clothes to goodwill List books on ebay Move boxes to storage shed Join Weight Watchers Work out to Dance Dance Revolution What I did do Got nails done Tanned Read gossip blogs Shopped Ate a Cadbury Egg

Stop Yelling at Me

Ok ,I know that wii fit is all the rage And I suppose it is good for a work out But me being such a lazy creature, I thought dance dance revolution would give me a good work out But when did video games become so rude? After trying hopelessly to keep up with the stupid arrows It would yell at me to stop looking with my eyes and feel the beat The word boo shows up if you miss a step It grades you And a big fat FAIL shows up at end. I was hoping this would be a bit kinder then guitar hero They tend to BOOOO you off stage And throw bottles at your rocker. No way am I getting a wii fit I heard they change your avatar in the shape of what you weigh on the fit board So mine would be what? Round , fat and sweaty? Um no thanks! LOL But the good news is At least I am moving a bit!

But No Worries !

Soooo my mom lappy dies Believe me I can relate to her terror and panic Then it got complicated. Argh, screams Mom I need it. But I work in a computer repair shop No Worries But the hard drive is dead No Worries, We can fix it But it will be another day!! No worries use mine in mornings. But that didn’t fix it its something else No worries buy a new one at Wal-Mart But they are out of stock on the one you like No worries go to Staples But they are out of stock also No Worries we buy it on line ship next day air But, but wait. Your puter just needed new memory it’s fixed now. No Worries I needed a new one anyway But your new one isn’t here yet. No worries ill use my old one! ;)

Mouth Wide Open

So I got my eyelash extensions done on Sunday And you have to sit there with your eyes closed entire time and my beautician is so sweet. She doesn’t seem to mind when my eyes close my mouth opens wide and doesn’t close THE ENTIRE TIME Things discussed within the 45 minutes of none stop yammering: * My Girls fiancés is taking her name but it doesn’t matter his is boring * Horrible names of men we know * I gave a woman an I love Dick keychain, her husbands name is Richard * I told her they were out of I love Peter ones * Her Dick of a husband wanted to know who pPeter was * How much weddings cost * She spent way too much on hers and we should sooo do Vegas instead * Mexico had a queue on their marriages at resort * I am her favorite customer some customers act uppity * I noticed all people getting pedicures act uppity * She told me they are forced to give them to be licensed * Some students need nerve pills to do them * How much I hate feet. * Told her dear hubby cut me with his toe na...

Saturdays

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Today it is cold and dreary out. Unreasonable wind chills and snow that wont go away. Christmas bills coming in Taxes coming due. It would almost get me down if I didnt look over to this scene Doesnt he look content?

Honestly, I am not that Popular

So my sweet friend nominated me for a blog award. The honest scrap award located here She also challenged me to do the same to 7 others. The thing is list 10 honest AND interesting things about yourself. We all know lists are no problem. I adore lists. The other requirement? Honesty? Easy enough. Interesting? That could be tricky. I never claimed I was interesting and quite frankly I bore myself silly at times. Last thing nominate 7 others for it. I just said I was honest and uninteresting, it should come as no suprise I dont have seven friends. Since I am one to never leave a task that can be done half arsed, as shown here , I will list seven instead. 1. I can never wear the same pair of pantyhose twice. 2. I have wild crazy elaborate daydreams. 3. I have always felt I was meant to do something great in my life. 4. I have lived in the same house for 18 years because I am too lazy to move 5. I worry about my daughter a lot and hope she is happy. 6. I never want to live alone. 7. I car...