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What did you have for lunch? A big bacon classic A big bag of plastic? Yes yes I had a big bag of plastic for lunch WTH? I would have saved you some but it was so good I ate it all

My youngest I met my youngest when she was four Blond hair blue eyes a smile to adore The neighbors girl across the way Brought sunshine and laughter to us in every way Always over our house which was just fine Over time who could blame me for  pretending she was mine Your second mom your second dad The second child we wanted and never had Two little girls raised together A family of four then and forever Family vacations summers in the pool Shopping laughing playing the fool Camping coasters and Tv shows Driving lessons diva lessons shopping for clothes You got married today and are moving away Not suprising  we both cried and didn't know what to say I'll tell you now we love our Kayla Nicole I'll tell you on my blog so you will always know Love Mom and Dad F Ps don't forget us

Happy 4th I hope everyone got to enjoy their families and have some fun Me? I worked all weekend but yay I am off tomoz woohoo Here is something to get you in the spirit

I call this picture Sure why not? Me: Do you want to grill these ribs or you want me to bake them Him What ME Do you want to grill these ribs or bake em Him Do I want to play gorilla games? ME Yes hon do you want to play gorilla games ME After all it is Father's day Him Yah I guess, I have never played it before Me I am sure it will be fun

So my mom went to CVS and saw two women she use to work with She hurried and ducked down another aisle  Thinking I hope they didnt see me But then she turned down the next aisle came right up on them and heard one say God I hope she didnt see us The other one said Yah I know So my Mom did just what I would have done  and said HI HOW ARE YOU hahaha  so funny 

They cut off all my hair and look like a fat old lady  I was sad But now  There was a reason Just found out I am going to be a Grandma

I call this picture, Let's hope not! I have mentioned how handy my man is here ....... and here ..... But that's neither here nor there. Today's story is : Our overhead light went out in the kitchen. Acutally we have two. I changed the first one when we first moved in our home. It's really not hard as you would think, you just have to clip some wires together and ground it, couple screws. Anywhooooo I told hubby go get me a new one at Home Depot. They had one like for 12 bucks! Woot! He is terrified of anything electrical. My feeling is if it wasn't a do it yourself type project, they wouldnt sell it at Home Depot. Right? Yes I know they sell sewer pipes there along with roof shingles but my point still stands. I can do it. So Mom and I had this convo. ME :I am going to replace that light today HER: Is Dave going to help you ME: He is going to hold the chair HER: Oh I have that step ladder thingy over there ME: Great I will use that HER: W

And here it is! The entire family in one photo that gamma has been moaning about for years LOL From left to right Riley the dog Amanda my Niece Anthony my Nephew Liz my future Sister in Law My Brother Shane Max the dog My Son in law Brian My Daughter Christy My Mom carol ME Hubby Dave Goober PS If you are interested in having one done you can contact him here The couple shots listed below were around 30$ I am not sure what he is charging for the large family But you would have to send him a photo and fill out a short questionnaire so he can capture your "essence" as he has done us

This is a picture of my brother and his lovely fiancée Since he shuns all cameras and scowls if you hint at taking a candid shot, my son in law made this for me. Isnt it cute? He is so talented!

When Hubby is home he likes to do Goober's voice Goober says HI HI Mommy! What you doing mommy? It's cute in an annoying way. The other night he was doing this and said Where you going Mom? To the kitchen? No Goober I have to pee But your going through the kitchen? Are you getting something to eat? I know you eat a lot. You getting something? Whaaaaat? I eat a lot? You are acting like an asshole Goober! I am sorry! i didnt mean it! I certainly hope not. So I told my daughter what an asshole Goober/Hubby was being and she said Why's he being all judgemental? He is just jealous he doesnt have apposable thumbs If he did his fat ass be in the fridge all day long. ?? They are all crazy LOL

This is my Mom Better known as Gamma Thats her kindle in her hand We got her a decorative cover for it for Christmas If you notice she has on a pair of glasses and also a pair on her head Thats because she always puts on her spare pair when she cant find her reading glasses hehe Once again this is brought to you by my son in law He does commission work in case you are interested

I read lots of blogs I love it when bloggers put pictures of their family up So I thought I would do that Since my family runs at the sight of a camara Or they flip it off Or hide behind hand My son in law drew me some hehe Yes it looks just like us Me Hubby and Goober and here is the daughter and her artist hubby along with their dog Max

On the 1st day  of Christmas my hubby said to me I don’t have to work  for 12 days Weeeeeeeeeee On the  2nd day of Christmas my hubby said to me I don’t have to work and spent all day watching TV On the 3rd day of Christmas my hubby said to me I don’t have to work Axman marathon is on TV I think that smell is me. On the 4th day of Christmas my hubby said to me I don’t have to work  What do you mean do something I am I am watching TV On the 5th day of Christmas my hubby said to me What do you mean do something I made myself breakfast I will change that light bulb Later………….. I am watching TV On the 6th , 7th,8th,9th and 10 day of Christmas My hubby said to me Why are you so cranky What is that pill your taking When did you start taking nerve pills Are you ever going to go to the store? Pick up some snacks for me! On the 11th day of Christmas my hubby said to me I cant believe I go back to work soon Why is your eye twitching Don’t you want to snuggle

Never accuse my hubby of not being handy No wrapping paper? No scotch tape? No gift cards? NO Problem This is how my hubby wrapped my Christmas Present Empty Beer Carton Duct Tape Post it note What a handy man! I know you are all so jealous

In case you all wonder what sort of man I am married to. This video sums it up perfectly This is WHAT I MARRIED Not the man but that is the spirit exactly hehe by the way he agrees completely Training is going well After 24 years he is a little better.....just... a little

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Honey Im home There are a lot of catch sayings around to announce your arrival home The boring I'm home or Fred flintstone screaming Wilma! There is Mr Cleaver's condescending Honey I'm home. Even better is Cheers exuberant NORM! But my niece has beat them all. When she was a toddler she would run into your home and announce with arms up over her head YAY! I'm here! And yes dear internet that is now my catch phrase upon entering anyones home. YAY I'M HERE Woot!

Stop telling me what to do! This is what hubby said to me the other day Erm.... We have been married for 24 years You are just now saying this? After 24 years? HAHAHAHAHA Yeah I am going to change Well I did change a little Now I scream this out in any conversation possible. Dont forget to pick up cigs.. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO Oh yah.. This will be fun

The kids came over Saturday It was a fun visit I love it when they visit. They were showing me how to use an xbox But while they were showing me all the features I saw you could get movies on demand through Netflix So I was all like lets watch movies NOW No dont show me anymore features MOVIES NOW! Anyway we were watching Zombie land At one point I said If I ever get bit by a zombie would you....YES was the reply Yes we will shoot you in the head Don't worry Then I think they argued over who would get to do it I am not really sure because I was laughing too hard AWWWW  Family got to love them

I call this picture  shameless affiliate link My mom got herself a kindle and instead of buying books I hooked her kindle up to my account so she can read my library I have like 185 books on mine I havent spent any time with her in a week Then when she did come over she had her kindle in her purse I caught her reading it while I was talking and being amusing. I got replies like MMM HMMMM Neat! Oh Really! Hmm if it wasnt so cool that my mom is all techy and has a ebook reader now, I would be offended. Anyway she loves it she likes it because its lightweight,and you can make the font HUGE! If you want to know what to buy your parents for xmas I would recommend getting them one They have really went down in price too