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I have always been conscious of the fashion world Is this in style? Does this fit right? Are my shoes shiny or scuffed? Do I have a run in my pantyhose? That lady has a fake Gucci bag. Who does she think she is fooling? But working at home I am all do my pajamas match Should I wear a bra? So going out is a bit more challenging I have to find real clothes For the real world Didn’t I use to have a lot of them? Where did they go? Oh right I grew out of them Not that my taste has changed because I have matured but that I really grew out of them because my arse is bigger. Anywho Since I am getting old and going to doc more than before, either from me stepping on TOOTHPICKS or going with mom I have become fashionably aware of medical aids She has a nice wheelchair That’s a nice cane look you can sit on it Wow look his cast it is blue When I had to use crutches to go to doc after TOOTHPICK incident I was so proud of myself that I had a pair. Thrown in storage for years

I call this picture, Let's hope not! I have mentioned how handy my man is here ....... and here ..... But that's neither here nor there. Today's story is : Our overhead light went out in the kitchen. Acutally we have two. I changed the first one when we first moved in our home. It's really not hard as you would think, you just have to clip some wires together and ground it, couple screws. Anywhooooo I told hubby go get me a new one at Home Depot. They had one like for 12 bucks! Woot! He is terrified of anything electrical. My feeling is if it wasn't a do it yourself type project, they wouldnt sell it at Home Depot. Right? Yes I know they sell sewer pipes there along with roof shingles but my point still stands. I can do it. So Mom and I had this convo. ME :I am going to replace that light today HER: Is Dave going to help you ME: He is going to hold the chair HER: Oh I have that step ladder thingy over there ME: Great I will use that HER: W

And here it is! The entire family in one photo that gamma has been moaning about for years LOL From left to right Riley the dog Amanda my Niece Anthony my Nephew Liz my future Sister in Law My Brother Shane Max the dog My Son in law Brian My Daughter Christy My Mom carol ME Hubby Dave Goober PS If you are interested in having one done you can contact him here The couple shots listed below were around 30$ I am not sure what he is charging for the large family But you would have to send him a photo and fill out a short questionnaire so he can capture your "essence" as he has done us

This is a picture of my brother and his lovely fiancée Since he shuns all cameras and scowls if you hint at taking a candid shot, my son in law made this for me. Isnt it cute? He is so talented!

When Hubby is home he likes to do Goober's voice Goober says HI HI Mommy! What you doing mommy? It's cute in an annoying way. The other night he was doing this and said Where you going Mom? To the kitchen? No Goober I have to pee But your going through the kitchen? Are you getting something to eat? I know you eat a lot. You getting something? Whaaaaat? I eat a lot? You are acting like an asshole Goober! I am sorry! i didnt mean it! I certainly hope not. So I told my daughter what an asshole Goober/Hubby was being and she said Why's he being all judgemental? He is just jealous he doesnt have apposable thumbs If he did his fat ass be in the fridge all day long. ?? They are all crazy LOL

When you call customer support And they ask you to do a survey Or email you one Complain all you want about the policy of company But if your agent was nice And she is just delivering a hard message Make a note of that too... Better yet you can ask to talk to a superverisor and tell them what an awesome agent you had For us little people Who have to sit through one on ones With our boss and listen to how our surveys suck Because we cant help the customer Because we are not magical Just saying!

This is my Mom Better known as Gamma Thats her kindle in her hand We got her a decorative cover for it for Christmas If you notice she has on a pair of glasses and also a pair on her head Thats because she always puts on her spare pair when she cant find her reading glasses hehe Once again this is brought to you by my son in law He does commission work in case you are interested

No spring here yet No sweets in house Have resorted to putting sugar on toast No sugar in house Argh Wait wait That stupid mason jar that I discussed here It has sugar in it Oh yes I did LOL No I am not addicted Not at all

I read lots of blogs I love it when bloggers put pictures of their family up So I thought I would do that Since my family runs at the sight of a camara Or they flip it off Or hide behind hand My son in law drew me some hehe Yes it looks just like us Me Hubby and Goober and here is the daughter and her artist hubby along with their dog Max