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I was going to post about how depressed I am with this winter weather But I found the post I did around this time last year And its all covered in that one.... So if you want to know how I am feeling I refer you to this post Ditto

We have an xbox The only multiplayer game I have that I enjoy is Castle Crashers If my daughter wont take pity on me I go xbox live for a quick match With other players They are all like 8 or 9 years old and a higher level than I am They also think my name is tommy because of the font rather than tammy I pretend i dont have a mic so they will keep playing with me and not think I am creepy Sometimes they still wont play with me LOL Maybe I should just stick with farmville or something

I have married a handy man Of course my house The gutters are falling down I have a quilt nailed over my window because he hasn't gotten around to putting plastic up That is neither here nor there I also have a can in my kitchen cabinet  that if you move it the shelf will fall down That's me being handy Any whooo I am getting off subject I love the pediegg Have you ladies seen this? This is not a shameless plug I do love it The thing is I saw one the other day with a handle I was moaning to hubby how I almost bought it but it was 20 bucks He was all like why don't you just cross your legs? Men I said it is easier to reach with a handle. Then he is all  Don't you have one in the bathroom with a handle? And I am all like Yes,but it isnot a pedi egg it is just a file. So a little later on................. He comes in with this With a big grin on his face. Oh yes he did! Believe it or not, it works quite well. He is handy! Don't you all b...

LOL I do a bit of customer support and saw this the other day omg So funny

I once posted on facebook how depressing it is to read everyone moan and whine on their status updates and encouraged them to try and have a positive outlook One of my facebook friends promptly replied how not everyone has  A CHARMED LIFE LIKE I DO! This caused a whole long comment thread on how my life does suck but I am not one to moan complain bitch cry or update facebook friends on every mediocre mundane difficulty as it happens. My daughter said yes her life sucks she just has her head up her ARSE HAHA Maybe so And I also fart rainbows Thank goodness someone made a  cartoon of this wonderful action I encourage you all to try it I mean really Doesnt that look like more fun ;)

On the 1st day  of Christmas my hubby said to me I don’t have to work  for 12 days Weeeeeeeeeee On the  2nd day of Christmas my hubby said to me I don’t have to work and spent all day watching TV On the 3rd day of Christmas my hubby said to me I don’t have to work Axman marathon is on TV I think that smell is me. On the 4th day of Christmas my hubby said to me I don’t have to work  What do you mean do something I am I am watching TV On the 5th day of Christmas my hubby said to me What do you mean do something I made myself breakfast I will change that light bulb Later………….. I am watching TV On the 6th , 7th,8th,9th and 10 day of Christmas My hubby said to me Why are you so cranky What is that pill your taking When did you start taking nerve pills Are you ever going to go to the store? Pick up some snacks for me! On the 11th day of Christmas my hubby said to me I cant believe I go back to work soon Why is your eye twitching Don’t yo...

For a list of my new years resolutions see last year or the year before or the one before that You get the idea..............